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a blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from london to NY.The lawyer asks if she would like to play a game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains," I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me £5, and vise versa."

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now agitated says," okey if you don't know the answer you pay me £5, and if i don't know the answer, i'll pay you £500.00."

This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agree to the game.

The lawyer ask the first question."What's the distance from earth to the moon?"

The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pull out a £5.00 bill and hands it into the lawyer." Okey" sayes the lawyer," your turn".

She asks the lawyer," what goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down with 4 legs?"

The lawyer,puzzled,takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the libary of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his friends and coworkers,to no avail. After an hour, he wakes up the blonde, and hands her £500.00.

The blonde says "Thank you," and turns back to get some sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes up the blonde and asks,"Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word,, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands thelawywe £5.00, and goes back to sleep.

its a long one but i like it.

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