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Hagall
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 Posted: 11.11.2004, 10:04 Post subject: jokes ( or something like ) |
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damm a taverne without jokes.
i think i should do something ridiculous then at least to begging the thread.
in the middle of the far west a man came to the taverne with his face deformed in horror, and screams.
- RUN,THERE COMES THE CHUPACABRAS¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡
damm people became histerical, flying chairs, people jumping through the windows, hiding beneath the bar........
suddenly, a shadow appears at horizon´s.
spiting fire through it´s mouth, it´s eyes red as blood, riding a bull blacker than the same night.
& then IT beggins to descend the cliff.......to the taverne...
the taverne doors blows up....
IT enters & speaks...
- a glass of whisky...BUT FAST,FASTER MAN THERE COMES THE CHUPACABRAS¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡
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Hieronimus
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| Posted: 11.11.2004, 10:53 Post subject: |
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That's some typical Colombian humor I guess 
Anyway, I gotta look up some cool jokes then! |
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Reginleif
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| Posted: 11.11.2004, 17:32 Post subject: Re: jokes ( or something like ) |
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| Hagall wrote: | | - a glass of whisky...BUT FAST,FASTER MAN THERE COMES THE CHUPACABRAS¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡ |
Hahaha!  It appears I like the typical Colombian humor, hehe... |
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Fenrir
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Location: US
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| Posted: 11.11.2004, 18:04 Post subject: |
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whats the worst thing a drummer can say?
hey guys, i wrote a song
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baladon
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| Posted: 11.11.2004, 23:01 Post subject: |
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| Fenrir wrote: | whats the worst thing a drummer can say?
hey guys, i wrote a song |
hahaha! this one is great! and its so true!?!?!?!?!
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Martyrium
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baladon
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| Posted: 13.11.2004, 14:19 Post subject: |
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hm... i don't know ... can't lough about this! sorry! 
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Lord Corum
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| Posted: 13.11.2004, 22:31 Post subject: |
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The Question answer things are gay, but the "50 Ways to piss off a Metalhead" are funny
22. Ask if Mayhem is Marilyn Manson's band.
35. Tell them Korn brought metal back to life in the 90s.
41. Use the phrase "balls in a vice" at least three times when talking about classic metal and/or power metal vocalists.
44. Say you love Metallica's debut, The Black Album.
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Hieronimus
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| Posted: 13.11.2004, 22:42 Post subject: |
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Hehe, yeah Martyrium & Corum!  |
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Martyrium
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| Posted: 14.11.2004, 02:30 Post subject: |
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Yeah, the first part is for gay power metal fans. This one made me laugh though:
How does a MetalHead show up for practice?
Drunk and late......... as usual.
20. Point out that Tarja from Nightwish can't sing.
37. Laugh at Slayer for stealing their name from the Buffy show.
47. Ask them if their favorite band is so good, how come nobody has ever heard of them.
LOL @ YOU MIGHT BE A GUITARIST IF... |
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Fenrir
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| Posted: 15.11.2004, 03:06 Post subject: |
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two jews walk into a bar....never mind
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Shalafi
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| Posted: 15.11.2004, 03:43 Post subject: |
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Jokes are not krieg.
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Dragoness
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| Posted: 15.11.2004, 07:44 Post subject: |
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| Fenrir wrote: | | two jews walk into a bar....never mind |
What's that?!  |
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Viperion
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| Posted: 16.11.2004, 03:24 Post subject: |
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some girl in highschool really took this one seriously:
7. Ask if they've given their souls to Jesus yet.
and even if you were not a metallhead 
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Downtrodden
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| Posted: 16.11.2004, 10:37 Post subject: jokes ( or something like ) |
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37. Laugh at Slayer for stealing their name from the Buffy show.
That one made me laugh out loud. |
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baladon
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| Posted: 18.11.2004, 14:30 Post subject: Re: jokes ( or something like ) |
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| Downtrodden wrote: | 37. Laugh at Slayer for stealing their name from the Buffy show.
That one made me laugh out loud. |
hahaha! me too! never tought about tis, but it's great 
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baladon
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| Posted: 18.11.2004, 14:34 Post subject: |
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here are some jokes our english teacher has shown us during the last lesson:
A:Doctor doctor i've eaten a pencil! what shall i do?
B:Use a pen instead
A:Doctor doctor, i've just swallowed a sheep. What shall i do?
B:Are you feeling baaaaaad?
A:Doctor, doctor, i've swallowed a roll of film. What shall i do?
B:Let's see if it develops.
muh!
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Hieronimus
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| Posted: 18.11.2004, 18:24 Post subject: |
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Hehehe, those are some real ol' classics!
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Viperion
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| Posted: 18.11.2004, 20:01 Post subject: |
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hehehehe, sis told me the 2nd one yesterday, I guess we all will laugh at them in the TAVERNE  , cuz... you know, SOBER they just... doesn't seems to work
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Dragoness
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| Posted: 18.11.2004, 22:04 Post subject: |
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Wah! Baladooon! I wanted to post that stuff!!!  |
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baladon
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| Posted: 18.11.2004, 22:49 Post subject: |
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| Dragoness wrote: | | Wah! Baladooon! I wanted to post that stuff!!! |
too late! haha
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Rekkr
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| Posted: 19.11.2004, 07:37 Post subject: |
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Ok, this is from the Boondock Saints...
Three men, a black man, a mexican, and a white guy find this genie. The genie says "I will grant you each one wish".
The black guy says, "I wish all of my African-American brothas were happy and living back in our homeland, Africa". The genie grants his wish.
Then the mexican says, "I wish all the Mexicans outside of Mexico could move back to Mexico, where they belong, and they will be happy...". The genie grants his wish also...
Then the white guy says, "So, you're telling me that all the mexicans and blacks are back in their countries? I'll have a coke then..."
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Hieronimus
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