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Re: special for Chuck Nuttys :d
Al-Calzone - 25.01.2008, 17:05special for Chuck Nuttys :d
This is a special topic about Chock Norris :
:!: Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
:!: Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
:!: For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
:!: Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
:!: Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
:!: The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
:!: There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
:!: Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
:!: Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
:!: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
:!: Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
:!: In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
And A little game :lol: :lol: :lol:
Re: special for Chuck Nuttys :d
Nutter - 25.01.2008, 17:19
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever
There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
and there are shit loads more XD i like :)
Re: special for Chuck Nuttys :d
RaBBitRApER - 20.02.2008, 16:11
loool go on google page and type in those 3 words: Find Chuck Norris
should be the first result, the funny one.
Re: special for Chuck Nuttys :d
RaBBitRApER - 15.04.2008, 22:50
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Re: special for Chuck Nuttys :d
RaBBitRApER - 11.05.2008, 22:06
Re: special for Chuck Nuttys :d
Al-Calzone - 20.10.2008, 13:21
How to have his chuck norris at home :D
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