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Qualität des Beitrags: Beteiligte Poster: Hagall - Hieronimus - Reginleif - Fenrir - baladon - Martyrium - Lord Corum - Shalafi - Dragoness - Viperion - Downtrodden - Rekkr Forum: The Rebirth of Forenbeschreibung: Ginungagap aus dem Unterforum: Taverne Antworten: 23 Forum gestartet am: Mittwoch 20.10.2004 Sprache: englisch Link zum Originaltopic: jokes ( or something like ) Letzte Antwort: vor 19 Jahren, 5 Monaten, 5 Tagen, 22 Stunden, 43 Minuten
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Re: jokes ( or something like )
Hagall - 11.11.2004, 11:04jokes ( or something like )
damm a taverne without jokes.
i think i should do something ridiculous then at least to begging the thread.
in the middle of the far west a man came to the taverne with his face deformed in horror, and screams.
- RUN,THERE COMES THE CHUPACABRAS¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡
damm people became histerical, flying chairs, people jumping through the windows, hiding beneath the bar........
suddenly, a shadow appears at horizon´s.
spiting fire through it´s mouth, it´s eyes red as blood, riding a bull blacker than the same night.
& then IT beggins to descend the cliff.......to the taverne...
the taverne doors blows up....
IT enters & speaks...
- a glass of whisky...BUT FAST,FASTER MAN THERE COMES THE CHUPACABRAS¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡
Re: jokes ( or something like )
Hieronimus - 11.11.2004, 11:53
That's some typical Colombian humor I guess :hiero:
Anyway, I gotta look up some cool jokes then!
Re: jokes ( or something like )
Reginleif - 11.11.2004, 18:32Re: jokes ( or something like )
Hagall wrote: - a glass of whisky...BUT FAST,FASTER MAN THERE COMES THE CHUPACABRAS¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡
Hahaha! :lol: It appears I like the typical Colombian humor, hehe...
Re: jokes ( or something like )
Fenrir - 11.11.2004, 19:04
whats the worst thing a drummer can say?
hey guys, i wrote a song
Re: jokes ( or something like )
baladon - 12.11.2004, 00:01
Fenrir wrote: whats the worst thing a drummer can say?
hey guys, i wrote a song
hahaha! this one is great! and its so true!?!?!?!?!
Re: jokes ( or something like )
Martyrium - 13.11.2004, 02:39
lol, Hiero showed me these a while ago... funny shit! :D
http://www.kerrazy-torrents.com/index.php?s=69f11da601b916fb95d9f630e16debb2&showtopic=5993&st=0
Re: jokes ( or something like )
baladon - 13.11.2004, 15:19
hm... i don't know ... can't lough about this! sorry! :(
Re: jokes ( or something like )
Lord Corum - 13.11.2004, 23:31
The Question answer things are gay, but the "50 Ways to piss off a Metalhead" are funny :lol:
22. Ask if Mayhem is Marilyn Manson's band.
35. Tell them Korn brought metal back to life in the 90s.
41. Use the phrase "balls in a vice" at least three times when talking about classic metal and/or power metal vocalists. :lol:
44. Say you love Metallica's debut, The Black Album.
Re: jokes ( or something like )
Hieronimus - 13.11.2004, 23:42
Hehe, yeah Martyrium & Corum! :D
Re: jokes ( or something like )
Martyrium - 14.11.2004, 03:30
Yeah, the first part is for gay power metal fans. This one made me laugh though:
How does a MetalHead show up for practice?
Drunk and late......... as usual.
20. Point out that Tarja from Nightwish can't sing.
37. Laugh at Slayer for stealing their name from the Buffy show.
47. Ask them if their favorite band is so good, how come nobody has ever heard of them.
LOL @ YOU MIGHT BE A GUITARIST IF... :lol:
Re: jokes ( or something like )
Fenrir - 15.11.2004, 04:06
two jews walk into a bar....never mind
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Shalafi - 15.11.2004, 04:43
Jokes are not krieg.
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Dragoness - 15.11.2004, 08:44
Fenrir wrote: two jews walk into a bar....never mind
What's that?! :shock:
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Viperion - 16.11.2004, 04:24
some girl in highschool really took this one seriously:
7. Ask if they've given their souls to Jesus yet.
and even if you were not a metallhead :?
Re: jokes ( or something like )
Downtrodden - 16.11.2004, 11:37jokes ( or something like )
37. Laugh at Slayer for stealing their name from the Buffy show.
That one made me laugh out loud.
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baladon - 18.11.2004, 15:30Re: jokes ( or something like )
Downtrodden wrote: 37. Laugh at Slayer for stealing their name from the Buffy show.
That one made me laugh out loud.
hahaha! me too! never tought about tis, but it's great :P :P :D
Re: jokes ( or something like )
baladon - 18.11.2004, 15:34
here are some jokes our english teacher has shown us during the last lesson:
A:Doctor doctor i've eaten a pencil! what shall i do?
B:Use a pen instead
A:Doctor doctor, i've just swallowed a sheep. What shall i do?
B:Are you feeling baaaaaad?
A:Doctor, doctor, i've swallowed a roll of film. What shall i do?
B:Let's see if it develops.
muh! :P
Re: jokes ( or something like )
Hieronimus - 18.11.2004, 19:24
Hehehe, those are some real ol' classics! :D
Re: jokes ( or something like )
Viperion - 18.11.2004, 21:01
hehehehe, sis told me the 2nd one yesterday, I guess we all will laugh at them in the TAVERNE ;), cuz... you know, SOBER they just... doesn't seems to work :P
Re: jokes ( or something like )
Dragoness - 18.11.2004, 23:04
Wah! Baladooon! I wanted to post that stuff!!! :twisted:
Re: jokes ( or something like )
baladon - 18.11.2004, 23:49
Dragoness wrote: Wah! Baladooon! I wanted to post that stuff!!! :twisted:
too late! haha
Re: jokes ( or something like )
Rekkr - 19.11.2004, 08:37
Ok, this is from the Boondock Saints...
Three men, a black man, a mexican, and a white guy find this genie. The genie says "I will grant you each one wish".
The black guy says, "I wish all of my African-American brothas were happy and living back in our homeland, Africa". The genie grants his wish.
Then the mexican says, "I wish all the Mexicans outside of Mexico could move back to Mexico, where they belong, and they will be happy...". The genie grants his wish also...
Then the white guy says, "So, you're telling me that all the mexicans and blacks are back in their countries? I'll have a coke then..."
:D
Re: jokes ( or something like )
Hieronimus - 19.11.2004, 10:50
:thumbleft: :D
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