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Re: SA guide to better living
-Silent-Miltiades - 28.08.2006, 16:01SA guide to better living
A woman in a short skirt bends in such a way as to reveal her underwear. You are allowed to look under these guidelines.
1. You aren't standing next to your girlfriend.
2. She isn't standing next to her boyfriend who is larger than you.
3. You don't stare.
4. You don't drool.
5. You don't mumble phrases like "mmm baby", "oh yeah", "come to papa", and "gotta get me some of that."
6. You aren't 30 plus years older than her.
7. You don't take a picture.
8. It has been more than 16 hours since you have had sex with another person.
9. It has been more than 4 hours since you have had sex with yourself.
10. You don't immediately describe in vivid, lurid detail what you saw to another guy.
11. You don't keep a journal of the women who's underwear you have seen.
12. You are admiring her form and not wondering what you'd look like in her underwear.
13 You immediately find a flaw with her so if you are ever scanned by a telepath you can honestly say you were just critically assessing her traits as a human being.
You are out with the guys and you are drinking with the goal of getting drunk. You may get drunk only for the following reasons.
1. You got a raise.
2. You got fired.
3. You broke up with your girlfriend.
4. You got laid by your new girlfriend.
5. Your favorite sports team won.
6. Your favorite sports team lost.
7. Your best friend is in town.
8. Your best friend left town.
9. You were just nominated for 'Sexiest Man Alive'.
10. You were just nominated for 'Fattest Man Alive'.
11. It's Friday night.
12. It's Monday morning
Re: SA guide to better living
[BHC}KingWarman8888{KTC} - 28.08.2006, 21:32
11 and 12, LOL
how about Setember 6? that when I go back to school, I will need a drink then.
Re: SA guide to better living
Lion_Coldy - 31.08.2006, 07:49..
September 6th?..Son Of A BITCH!! I gotta go the 5th..
Re: SA guide to better living
Pietro - 31.08.2006, 23:40
ha ha ha ha, noob at going back to school late!!! :lol:
I start september 11th and my friend the 15th. I don't know who can beat that :?
Once they were renovating another friend's school and he ended up starting the 26th :shock:
Re: SA guide to better living
-FB- - 01.09.2006, 06:00
Dude im gonna go with ALL of the above...
I mean u all no me, ive got a million and ten reasons 2 get drunk, and i only see women as sex objects, well i only have my hoe of a mum as a female role model :lol:
Re: SA guide to better living
Pariya - 01.09.2006, 20:16
I AM the sexiest man alive... so i can get drunk everynite! :D
Re: SA guide to better living
Pietro - 01.09.2006, 21:39
Pariya why did you leave me that night? :cry:
Ah well, had a good game with mojo at least. Convinced me finnally to join Gerudo.
PS
Psych! :D
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