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    Re: Eminem

    Leon - 23.04.2006, 14:34

    Eminem
    Ass Like That
    [Chorus]
    The way you shake it, I can't believe it
    I ain't never seen an ass like that
    The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
    Doing, doing, doing

    I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true
    I ain't never seen an ass like that
    The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
    Doing, doing, doing

    The way she moves she's like a belly dancer
    She's shaking that ass to that new nelly jam, I
    Think someones at the door
    But I don't think I'm gonna answer
    Police saying "freeze"
    Doing, doing, doing
    What do you mean freeze?
    Please, I'm a human being, I have needs
    I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing
    I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
    I'm already on my knees
    I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me
    And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee
    Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go
    Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
    Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
    If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive
    For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
    I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it

    [Chorus]

    Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin'
    Nick I ain't never seen an ass like that
    Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
    Doing, doing, doing

    Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
    Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums
    I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn
    Police saying "freeze"
    Doing doing doing
    What do you mean freeze?
    Geez, I just got my seat
    I have ticket, look, I put away my zipper zipped
    Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
    I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene
    I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
    And don't treat me like I'm pee wee herman, this movies PG
    Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
    I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
    Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
    What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?
    I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
    And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand

    [Chorus]

    Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so
    I ain't never seen a butt like that
    Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee go
    Doing, doing, doing

    The way she moves she dances like a go-go
    In that video she sings get out your bozo
    I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo
    Police saying "freeze"
    Doing, doing, doing
    What do you mean freeze?
    My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch
    I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these
    Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
    Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
    I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee
    On the radio, but I think I did
    Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit
    Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
    I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick
    Get to the chopper, everybody get out
    I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down

    [Chorus]

    So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please?
    I ain't never seen an ass like that
    Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
    Doing, doing, doing

    What the fuck is wrong with you? (ha!)



    Re: Eminem

    swiss_cow - 23.04.2006, 18:37


    8 Mile

    Sometimes I just feel like - quittin, I still might
    why do I put up this fight? why do I still write?
    sometimes its hard enough just dealing with real life
    sometimes I wanna jump on stage and just kill mics
    and show these people what my level of skills like
    but I'm still white, sometimes I just hate life
    something ain't right, hit the break lights
    facing this stage fright, drawing a blank like
    "uhh da da da duhh it ain't my fault
    cry-ing eye balls, my inside crawl"
    And I clam up I just slam shut, I just can't do it
    my whole manhoods just been stripped
    I have just been evict so I must in get
    hope to bust in, split, man fuck this shit
    yo- I'm going the fuck home
    world on my shoulders as I run back to this 8 Mile Road

    (Chorus)
    I'm a man, Ima make a new plan
    time for me to just stand up, and travel new land
    time for me to just take matters in to my own hands
    once on move on from these track, I'll never look back (8 Mile Road)
    and I'm gone, and I know right where I'm going
    sorry mama I'm grown I must travel alone
    ain't gonna follow no footsteps, I'm making my own
    only way I know how to escape from this 8 Mile Road

    Walking these train tracks, trying to regain back
    the spirit I had 'fore I go back to the same crap
    to the same plant, in the same pants
    trying to chase rap, gotta move A-SAP
    get a new plan, mamas got a new man
    poor little baby sister, she don't understand
    sits in front of the TV, buries her nose in the pad
    and just colors till the crayon gets dull in her hand
    while she colors her big brother and mother and dad
    ain't no telling what really goes on in her little head
    wish I could be the daddy that niether one of us had
    but I keep running from something I never wanted so bad
    sometimes I get upset, cause I ain't blew up yet
    it's like I grew but I ain't grown these two nuts yet
    don't gotta rep my step, don't got enough pep
    the pressures too much man Im just trying to do what's best
    and I try, sit alone and cry, yo I'm on telling god
    not a moment goes by, that I don't prey to the sky
    please I'm beggin you god, please don't let me be pigeon holding no regular job
    yo I hope you can hear me homey, wherever you are
    yo I'm telling you dawg, I bailing this trailor tomarrow
    tell my mother I love her and kiss baby sister goodbye
    say "whenever you need me baby I'm never 2 far"
    but yo I got to get out there, the only way I know
    And I'ma be back for you the second that I blow
    on everything I own I'll make it on my own
    off to work I go, back to this 8 Mile Road

    (Chorus)


    Halie´s Song

    Yo, I can't sing - I feel like singing
    I want to fuckin sing
    Cause I'm happy - yeah, I'm happy, haha!
    I got my baby back
    Yo, check it out...

    [Eminem - singing]
    Somedays I sit, starin out the window
    Watchin this world pass me by
    Sometimes I think, there's nothin to live for
    I almost break down and cry
    Sometimes I think I'm crazy; I'm crazy, oh so crazy!!
    Why am I here? Am I just wastin my time?!
    But then I see my baby, suddenly I'm not crazy!!
    It all makes sense when I look into her eyes

    [Chorus One]
    Cause sometimes it feels like the world's on my shoulders
    Everyone's leanin on me
    Cause sometimes it feels like the world's almost over
    But then she comes back to me

    [Eminem - singing]
    My baby girl, keeps gettin older
    I watch her grow up with pride
    People make jokes, cause they don't understand me
    They just don't see my real side
    I act like shit don't phase me; inside it drives me crazy!!
    My insecurities could eat me alive
    But then I see my baby, suddenly I'm not crazy!!
    It all makes sense when I look into her eyes

    [Chorus One]

    [Eminem - rapping]
    Man if I could sing, I'd keep singin this song to my daughter
    If I could hit the notes, I'd blow somethin as long as my father
    to show her how I feel about her, how proud I am that I got her
    God, I'm a daddy, I'm so glad that her mom didn't {abort her}
    Now you probably get this picture from my public persona
    that I'ma pistol packin drug addict who bags on his mama
    But I wanna to just take this time out to be perfectly honest
    cause there's a lot of shit I keep bottled that hurts deep inside of my soul
    And just know that I grow colder the older I grow
    This boulder on my shoulder gets heavy and harder to hold
    and this load is like the weight of the world, and I think my neck is breakin
    Should I just give up or try to live up to these expectations?
    Now look, I love my daughter more than life in itself
    but I got a wife that's determined to make my life livin hell
    But I handle it well, given the circumstances I'm dealt
    So many chances, man, it's too bad, coulda had someone else
    But the years that I've wasted is nothin to the tears that I've tasted
    So here's what I'm facin - three felonies, six years of probation
    I've went to jail for this woman, I've been to bat for this woman
    I've taken bats to people's backs, bent over backwards for this woman
    Man, I should have seen it comin, what'd I stick my penis up in?
    Wouldn't have ripped the pre-nup up if I'da seen what she was fuckin
    But fuck it, it's over, there's no more reason to cry no more
    I got my baby, baby the only lady that I adore, Hailie
    So sayonara, try tommorrow, nice to know ya
    Our baby's traveled back to the arms of her rightful owner
    And suddenly it seems like my shoulder blades have just shifted
    It's like the greatest gift you can get, the weight has been lifted

    [Chorus Two]
    And now it don't feel like the world's on my shoulders
    Everyone's leanin on me
    Cause my baby knows that her daddy's a soldier
    Nothing can take her from me

    [Eminem]
    Wooo! Told you I can't sing
    Oh well, I tried
    Hailie, remember when I said, if you ever need anything
    Daddy would be right there? Guess what?
    Daddy's here, and I ain't going nowhere baby
    I love you {*smooch*}

    Soldier

    [Eminem]
    I'm a soldier (*repeat 4X*)

    Yo.. never was a thug, just infatuated with guns
    Never was a gangsta, 'til I graduated to one
    and got the rep of a villain, for weapon concealin
    Took the image of a thug, kept shit appealin
    Willin to stick out my neck, for respect if it meant
    life or death, never live to regret what I said
    When you're me, people just want to see, if it's true
    If it's you, what you say in your raps, what you do
    So they feel, it's part of your obligation to fulfill
    When they see you on the streets, face to face, are you for real?
    In confrontation ain't no conversation, if you feel
    you're in violation, any hesitation'll get you killed
    If you feel it, kill it, if you conceal it, reveal it
    Being reasonable will leave you full of bullets
    Pull it, squeeze it 'til it's empty, tempt me, push me, pussies
    I need a good reason to give this trigger a good squeeze

    [Chorus]
    I'm a soldier, these shoulders hold up so much
    They won't budge, I'll never fall or fold up
    I'm a soldier, even if my collar bones crush
    or crumble, I will never slip or stumble
    I'm a soldier, these shoulders hold up so much
    They won't budge, I'll never fall or fold up
    I'm a soldier, even if my collar bones crush
    or crumble, I will never stumble

    [Eminem]
    I love pissin you off, it gets me off
    Like my lawyers, when the fuckin judge lets me off
    All you motherfuckers gotta do is set me off
    I'll violate and all the motherfuckin bets be off
    I'm a lit fuse, anything I do bitch it's news
    Pistol whippin motherfuckin bouncers, six-two
    Who needs bullets? As soon as I pull it, you SWEAT bullets
    An EXCELLENT method to get rid of the next bully
    ACTUALLY better cause instead of you murderin
    you can hurt 'em and come BACK again and kick dirt at 'em
    It's like pourin salt in the wounds, assault and get sued
    You can smell the lawsuits soon as I waltz in the room
    Everybody halts and stops, calls the cops
    All you see is bitches comin out their haltertops
    Runnin and duckin out the Hot Rocks parking lot
    You'll all get shot, whether it's your fault or not, cause

    [Chorus]

    [Eminem]
    I spit it slow so these kids know that I'm talkin to 'em
    Give it back to these damn critics and sock it to 'em
    I'm like a thug, with a little bit of 'Pac influence
    I spew it, and look how I got you bitches rockin to it
    You motherfuckers could NEVER do it like I could do it
    Don't even try it, you'll look stupid, do not pursue it
    Don't ever in your life try to knock the truest
    I spit the illest shit ever been dropped to two inch
    So ticky-tock listen as the sound ticks on the clock
    Listen to the sound of Kim as she licks on a cock
    Listen to the sound of me spillin my heart through this pen
    Motherfuckers know that I'll never be Marshall again
    Full of controversy until I retire my jersey
    'Til the fire inside dies and expires at thirty
    And Lord have mercy on any more of these rappers that verse me
    And put a curse on authorities in the face of adversity

    [Chorus]

    [Outro: repeat 4X]
    Yo' left, yo' left, yo' left right left

    Say Goodbye Hollywood

    [Chorus: Eminem]
    Sayin goodbye, I'm sayin goodbye to Hollywood
    Sayin goodbye, I'm sayin goodbye to Hollywood
    Sayin goodbye, I'm sayin goodbye to Hollywood
    Sayin goodbye, I'm sayin goodbye to Hollywood (Hollywood!!!)
    Sayin goodbye, I'm sayin goodbye to Hollywood {Why do I feel this way?)
    Sayin goodbye, I'm sayin goodbye to Hollywood
    Sayin goodbye, I'm sayin goodbye to Hollywood
    Sayin goodbye, I'm sayin goodbye to Hollywood

    [Eminem]
    I thought I had it all figured out, I did
    I thought I was tough enough to stick it out with Kim
    But I wasn't tough enough to juggle two things at once
    I found myself layin on my knees in cuffs
    which shoulda been a reason enough, for me to get my stuff
    and just leave - how come I couldn't see this shit myself?
    It's just me, nobody couldn't see the shit I felt
    Knowin damn well she wasn't gonna be there when I fell
    to catch me, the minute shit was heated, she just bailed
    I'm standin here swingin like thirty people by myself
    I couldn't even see the millimeter when it fell
    Turned around saw Gary stashin the heater in his belt
    Saw the bouncers rush him and beat him to the ground
    I just sold two million records, I don't need to go to jail
    I'm not about to lose my freedom over no female
    I need to slow down, try to get my feet on solid ground, so for now I'm..

    [Chorus]

    [Eminem]
    I bury my face in comic books, cause I don't want to look
    at nothin, this world's too much, I've swallowed all I could
    If I could swallow a bottle of Tylenol I would
    And end it for good, just say goodbye to Hollywood
    I probably should, these problems are pilin all at once
    Cause everything that bothers me, I got it bottled up
    I think I'm bottomin out, but I'm not about to give up
    I gotta get up, thank God, I got a little girl
    And I'm a responsible father, so not a lot of good
    I'd be to my daughter, layin in the bottom of the mud
    Must be in my blood cause I don't know how I do it
    All I know is I don't want to follow in the footsteps
    of my dad, cause I hate him so bad
    The worst fear that I had was growin up to be like his fuckin ass
    Man if you could understand why I am the way that I am
    What do I say to my fans when I tell 'em I'm..

    [Chorus]

    [Eminem]
    I don't wanna quit, but shit, I feel like this is it
    for me to have this much appeal like this is sick
    This is not a game, this fame, in real life this is sick
    Publicity stunt my ass, conceal my fuckin dick
    Fuck the guns, I'm done, I'll never look at gats
    If I scrap, I'll scrap like I ain't never whupped some ass
    I love my fans, but no one ever puts a grasp
    on the fact I've sacrificed everything I have
    I never dreamt I'd get to the level that I'm at
    This is wack, this is more than I ever coulda asked
    Everywhere I go, a hat, a sweater hood or mask
    What about math, how come I wasn't ever good at that?
    It's like the boy in the bubble, who never could adapt
    I'm trapped, if I could go back, I never woulda rapped
    I sold my soul to the devil I'll never get it back
    I just wanna leave this game with level head intact
    Imagine goin from bein a no one to seein
    everything blow up and all you did was just grow up emceein
    It's fuckin crazy, cause all I wanted was to give Hailie
    the life I never had, instead I forced us to live alienated
    So I'm sayin..

    [Chorus]

    [Outro: singing]
    Goodbye
    Goodbye Hollywood (Goodbye)
    Please don't cry for me (It's been real)
    When I'm gone for good (This shit is not for me)
    So goodbye
    Goodbye Hollywood (I'm not a fuckin star)
    Please don't cry for me (No way)
    When I'm gone for good (I'm goin back home)

    Till I Collapse

    [Intro]
    Sometimes you just feel tired, feel weak
    And when you feel weak, you feel like you wanna just give up
    But you gotta search within you, try to find that inner strength
    and just pull that shit out of you
    And get that motivation not to give up, and not be a quitter
    No matter how bad you wanna just fall flat on your face, and collapse

    [Eminem]
    Till I collapse I'm spillin these raps long as you feel 'em
    Till the day that I drop you'll never say that I'm not killin 'em
    Cause when I am not, then I'ma stop pinnin 'em
    and I am not hip-hop and I'm just not Eminem
    Subliminal thoughts, when I'ma stop sendin 'em
    Women are caught in webs, spin 'em and hoch venom
    Adrenalin shots of penicillin could not get the illin to stop
    Amoxacillin's just not real enough
    The criminal cop killin hip-hop villain
    A minimal swap to cop millions of 'Pac listeners
    You're comin with me, feel it or not you're gonna fear it
    like I showed ya the spirit of God lives in us
    You hear it a lot, lyrics to shock
    Is it a miracle or am I just product of pop fizzin up?
    Fo' shizzle my wizzle, this is the plot, listen up
    You bizzles forgot, Slizzel does not give a fuck

    [Chorus 2X: Nate Dogg]
    Till the roof comes off, till the lights go out
    Till my legs give out, can't shut my mouth
    Till the smoke clears out - am I high? Perhaps
    I'ma rip this shit, till my bones collapse

    [Eminem]
    Music is like magic, there's a certain feelin you get
    when you real and you spit an' people are feelin your shit
    This is your moment, and every single minute you spend
    tryin to hold on to it cause you may never get it again
    So while you're in it, try to get as much shit as you can
    And when your run is over just admit when it's at its end
    Cause I'm at the end of my wits with half the shit gets in
    I got a list here's the order of my list that it's in
    It goes Reggie, Jay-Z, Tupac and Biggie
    Andre from OutKast, Jada, Kurupt, Nas and then me
    But in this industry I'm the cause of a LOT of envy
    So when I'm not put on this list, the shit does NOT offend me
    That's why you see me walkin around like nothin's botherin me
    Even though half you people got a fuckin problem with me
    You hate it but you know respect you got to give me
    The press's wet dream like Bobby and Whitney, Nate hit me

    [Chorus]

    [Eminem]
    Soon as the verse starts, I eat at an MC's heart
    What is he thinkin? How not to go against me, smart!
    And it's absurd, how people hang on ev-ery word
    I'll probably NEVER get the props I feel I ever deserve
    But I'll never be served, my spot is forever reserved
    If I ever leave Earth, that would be the death of me first
    Cause in my heart of hearts I know nothin could ever be worse
    That's why I'm clever when I put together ev-ery verse
    My thoughts, are sporadic, I act, like I'm a addict
    I rap, like I'm addicted to smack like I'm Kim Mathers
    But I don't wanna go forth and back in constant battles
    The fact is I would rather sit back and bomb some rappers
    So this is like a full blown attack I'm launchin at 'em
    The track is on some battlin raps who want some static?
    Cause I don't really think that the fact that I'm Slim matters
    A plaque and platinum status is WACK if I'm not the baddest, so

    [Chorus]

    [Eminem] Until the roof
    [N.Dogg] Until the roof
    [Eminem] The roof comes off
    [N.Dogg] The roof comes off
    [Eminem] Until my legs
    [N.Dogg] Until my legs
    [Em + N] Give out from under me

    [Eminem] I will not fall, I will stand tall
    [Eminem] Feels like no one can beat me



    Re: Eminem

    moranguita - 23.04.2006, 21:14

    Eminem-When I'm Gone
    Eminem
    When I'm Gone

    [Introduction]
    Yeah...
    It's my life...
    My own words I guess...

    [Verse 1]
    Have you ever loved someone so much, you'd give an arm for?
    Not the expression, no, literally give an arm for?
    When they know they're your heart
    And you know you were their armour
    And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm 'her
    But what happens when karma, turns right around and bites you?
    And everything you stand for, turns on you to spite you?
    What happens when you become the main source of her pain?
    "Daddy look what I made", Dad's gotta go catch a plane
    "Daddy where's Mommy? I can't find Mommy where is she?"
    I don't know go play Hailie, baby, your Daddy's busy
    Daddy's writing a song, this song ain't gonna write itself
    I'll give you one underdog then you gotta swing by yourself
    Then turn right around on that song and tell her you love her
    And put hands on her mother, who's a spitting image of her
    That's Slim Shady, yeah baby, Slim Shady's crazy
    Shady made me, but tonight Shady's rocka-by-baby...

    [Chorus]
    And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
    Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
    Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
    And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel my pain
    Just smile back
    And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
    Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
    Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
    And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel my pain
    Just smile back...

    [Verse 2]
    I keep having this dream, I'm pushin' Hailie on the swing
    She keeps screaming, she don't want me to sing
    "You're making Mommy cry, why? Why is Mommy crying?"
    Baby, Daddy ain't leaving no more, "Daddy you're lying
    "You always say that, you always say this is the last time
    "But you ain't leaving no more, Daddy you're mine"
    She's piling boxes in front of the door trying to block it
    "Daddy please, Daddy don't leave, Daddy - no stop it!"
    Goes in her pocket, pulls out a tiny necklace locket
    It's got a picture, "this'll keep you safe Daddy, take it withcha'"
    I look up, it's just me standing in the mirror
    These fuckin' walls must be talking, cuz man I can hear 'em
    They're saying "You've got one more chance to do right" - and it's tonight
    Now go out there and show that you love 'em before it's too late
    And just as I go to walk out of my bedroom door
    It's turns to a stage, they're gone, and this spotlight is on
    And I'm singing...

    [Chorus]
    And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
    Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
    Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
    And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel my pain
    Just smile back
    And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
    Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
    Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
    And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel my pain
    Just smile back...

    [Verse 3]
    Sixty thousand people, all jumping out their seat
    The curtain closes, they're throwing roses at my feet
    I take a bow and thank you all for coming out
    They're screaming so loud, I take one last look at the crowd
    I glance down, I don't believe what I'm seeing
    "Daddy it's me, help Mommy, her wrists are bleeding,"
    But baby we're in Sweden, how did you get to Sweden?
    "I followed you Daddy, you told me that you weren't leavin'
    "You lied to me Dad, and now you make Mommy sad
    "And I bought you this coin, it says 'Number One Dad'
    "That's all I wanted, I just want to give you this coin
    "I get the point - fine, me and Mommy are going"
    But baby wait, "it's too late Dad, you made the choice
    "Now go out there and show 'em that you love 'em more than us"
    That's what they want, they want you Marshall, they keep.. screamin' your name
    It's no wonder you can't go to sleep, just take another pill
    Yeah, I bet you you will. You rap about it, yeah, word, k-keep it real
    I hear applause, all this time I couldn't see
    How could it be, that the curtain is closing on me
    I turn around, find a gun on the ground, cock it
    Put it to my brain and scream "die Shady" and pop it
    The sky darkens, my life flashes, the plane that I was supposed to be on crashes and burns to ashes
    That's when I wake up, alarm clock's ringin', there's birds singin'
    It's Spring and Hailie's outside swinging, I walk right up to Kim and kiss her
    Tell her I miss her, Hailie just smiles and winks at her little sister
    Almost as if to say..

    [Chorus/Outro]
    And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
    Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
    Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
    And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel my pain
    Just smile back
    And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
    Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
    Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
    And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel my pain
    Just smile back...



    Re: Eminem

    swiss_cow - 10.05.2006, 21:30


    The Real Slim Shady

    [Eminem]
    May I have your attention please?
    May I have your attention please?
    Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
    I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
    We're gonna have a problem here..

    Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
    Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
    and started whoopin her ass worse than before
    they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
    It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
    he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
    And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
    Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
    Feminist women love Eminem {*vocal turntable:
    chigga chigga chigga*} "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
    Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
    Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
    Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
    But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
    Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
    but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
    "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
    And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
    And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
    And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
    Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
    By the time they hit fourth grade
    They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
    "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
    who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*}
    But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
    then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
    {*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
    Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

    Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)

    I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
    please stand up, please stand up?

    [Eminem]
    Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
    well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
    You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
    Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
    "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
    Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
    So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
    Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
    so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
    and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
    You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
    "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
    I should download her audio on MP3
    and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD {*AHHH!*}
    I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
    so I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*}
    And there's a million of us just like me
    who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
    who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
    and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

    Chorus

    [Eminem]
    I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
    things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
    The only difference is I got the balls to say it
    in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
    I just get on the mic and spit it
    and whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just shit it
    better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
    Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
    It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
    I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
    Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
    And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
    And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
    He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
    {*HACH*} Or in the parkin lot, circling
    Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
    with his windows down and his system up
    So, will the real Shady please stand up?
    And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
    And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
    and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

    Chorus 2X

    [Eminem]
    Ha ha
    Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
    Fuck it, let's all stand up

    Lose Yourself

    [Intro]
    Look.. if you had.. one shot, or one opportunity
    To seize everything you ever wanted.. in one moment
    Would you capture it.. or just let it slip? Yo..

    [Verse 1]
    His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
    There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
    He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
    to drops bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
    what he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
    He opens his mouth but the words won't come out
    He's chokin, how? Everybody's jokin now
    The clock's run out, time's up, over - BLAOW!
    Snap back to reality, OHH - there goes gravity
    OHH - there goes Rabbit, he choked
    He's so mad, but he won't
    Give up that easy nope, he won't have it
    He knows, his whole back's to these ropes
    It don't matter, he's dope
    He knows that, but he's broke
    He's so sad that he knows
    when he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
    back to the lab again, yo, this whole rap shit
    He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

    [Chorus]
    You better - lose yourself in the music, the moment
    You own it, you better never let it go (go)
    You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
    This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
    You better - lose yourself in the music, the moment
    You own it, you better never let it go (go)
    You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
    This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
    You better..

    [Verse 2]
    Soul's escaping, through this hole that is gaping
    This world is mine for the taking
    Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order
    A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
    close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
    Homie grows hotter, he blows it's all over
    These hoes is all on him, coast to coast shows
    He's known as the Globetrotter
    Lonely roads, God only knows
    He's grown farther from home, he's no father
    He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
    But hold your nose cause here goes the cold water
    These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
    They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
    He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
    is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old partner
    But the beat goes on da-da-dum da-dum da-dah

    [Chorus]

    [Verse 3]
    No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
    Tear this motherfuckin roof off like two dogs caged
    I was playin in the beginning, the mood all changed
    I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
    But I kept rhymin and stepped right in the next cypher
    Best believe somebody's payin the pied piper
    All the pain inside amplified by the
    fact that I can't get by with my nine to
    five and I can't provide the right type of
    life for my family, cause man, these God damn
    food stamps don't buy diapers, and there's no movie
    There's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
    And these times are so hard, and it's gettin even harder
    Tryin to feed and water my seed plus, teeter-totter
    Caught up between bein a father and a primadonna
    Baby momma drama screamin on her too much for me to wanna
    stay in one spot, another day of monotony
    has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail I've got
    to formulate a plot, or end up in jail or shot
    Success is my only motherfuckin option, failure's not
    Mom I love you but this trailer's got to go
    I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
    So here I go it's my shot, feet fail me not
    This may be the only opportunity that I got

    [Chorus]

    [Outro]
    You can do anything you set your mind to, man

    Bad Influence

    [Chorus One]
    {Just pull the plug!}
    People say that I'm a bad influence
    I say the world's already fucked, I'm just addin to it
    They say I'm suicidal, teenagers' newest idol {c'mon!}
    C'mon do as I do, go ahead get mad and do it
    {Just pull the plug!}
    People say that I'm a bad influence
    I say the world's already fucked, I'm just addin to it
    They say I'm suicidal, teenagers' newest idol {c'mon!}
    C'mon do as I do, go ahead get mad and do it
    {Just let it gooo!}

    [Eminem]
    Hand me an .8, beam me up and land me in space
    I'ma sit on top of the world {I'm here} and shit on Brandy and Mase
    I'm more than ill
    I'm scarier than a white journalist in a room with Lauryn Hill {Ahh!}
    Human horror film
    but with a lot funnier plot, and people that feel me
    cause I'ma still be Madd Rapper, whether I got money or not {yup}
    As long as I'm on pills, and I got plenty of pot
    I'll be in a canoe paddlin, makin fun of your yacht
    But I would like an award
    for the best rapper to get one mic in The Source
    and a wardrobe I can afford
    Otherwise I might get sent up back-strike in a Ford
    And you wonder what the fuck I need more Vicadin for
    Everybody's pissin' me off; even the No Limit Tank
    looks like a middle finger sideways flippin me off
    No shit I'm a great danger to my health
    Why else would I kill you then jump in the grave and bury myself?

    [Chorus Two]
    {Just pull the plug!}
    People say that I'm a bad influence
    I say the world's already fucked, I'm just addin to it
    They say I'm suicidal, teenagers' newest idol {c'mon!}
    C'mon do as I do, go ahead get mad and do it
    {Just let it gooo!}
    People say that I'm a bad influence
    I say the world's already fucked, I'm just addin to it
    They say I'm suicidal, teenagers' newest idol {c'mon!}
    C'mon do as I do, go ahead get mad and do it
    {Just do it!}

    [Eminem]
    I'm the illest rapper to hold the cordless, patrollin corners
    Looking for hookers to punch in the mouth with a roll of quarters
    I'm meaner in action than Roscoe beatin James Todd Sr.
    across the back with vacuum cleaner attachments {Ow! Ow! Ow!}
    I grew up in a wild hood, as a hazardous youth
    with a fucked up childhood, that I used as an excuse
    And ain't shit changed, I kept the same mindstate
    since the third time that I failed 9th grade
    You probably think that I'm a negative person, don't be so sure of it
    I don't promote violence, I just encourage it {c'mon}
    I laugh at the sight of death
    as I fall down a cement flight of steps {ahhhhhhhh!}
    and land inside a bed of spider webs
    So throw caution to the wind; you and a friend
    can jump off of a bridge and if you live, do it again
    Shit, why not, blow your brain out, I'm blowin mine out
    Fuck it, you only live once, you might as well die now!

    [Chorus Three]
    {Just let it gooo!}
    People say that I'm a bad influence
    I say the world's already fucked, I'm just addin to it
    They say I'm suicidal, teenagers' newest idol {c'mon!}
    C'mon do as I do, go ahead get mad and do it
    {Just pull the plug!}
    People say that I'm a bad influence
    I say the world's already fucked, I'm just addin to it
    They say I'm suicidal, teenagers' newest idol {c'mon!}
    C'mon do as I do, go ahead get mad and do it
    {Just do it!}

    [Eminem]
    My laser disc gon' make you take a razor to your wrist
    Make you satanistic, make you take the pistol to your face
    and place the clip and cock it back
    and let it go until your brains are rippin out
    your skull so bad to sew you back would be a waste of stitches
    I'm not a "Role Model," I don't wanna babysit kids
    I got one little girl, and Hailey Jade is Shady's business
    And Shady's just an alias I made to make you pissed off
    Where the fuck were you when Gil was paid to make me dishwash?
    I make a couple statements and now look how crazy shit got
    You made me get a bigger attitude than eighty Kim Scott's
    And she almost got the same fate that Grady's bitch got
    I knew that "Just the Two of Us" would make you hate me this much
    And "Just the Two of Us," that ain't got shit to do with us
    and our personal life, it's just words on a mic
    So you can call me a punk, a pervert or a chauvinist pig
    But the funny shit is that I still go with the bitch!

    [Chorus Two]



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