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Re: fukin amerikan poilitiks
-Silent-Miltiades - 05.04.2006, 21:44fukin amerikan poilitiks
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."
Re: fukin amerikan poilitiks
-Silent-Miltiades - 13.04.2006, 17:27
Three Doctors walk into a bar together and discuss surgeries they
had performed. The first one said, "I’m the best surgeon in Texas.
A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them,
and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of
England."
The second doctor said, "That’s nothing. A young man lost both
arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a
gold medal in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago
a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into
a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was
the horse’s ass and a cowboy hat. Now he’s president of the United
States."
Re: fukin amerikan poilitiks
-Silent-Miltiades - 13.04.2006, 17:32
what do you get if you put 50 polititions and 50 lesbians in the same room...?
100 people who dont do dick!!!!
Re: fukin amerikan poilitiks
Proximo - 13.04.2006, 17:38
wow milt you are really agressive, maybe some psychologic help will do :P :lol:
BTW, if its true what you say, i want to be politition, 50 lesbians with me in a room, damn, i gonna like american politics more and more :oops: :lol: 8)
Re: fukin amerikan poilitiks
Pwntality - 16.04.2006, 05:07
blaime the liberals
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