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Re: LIL' JOHHNY
-Silent-Miltiades - 14.03.2006, 16:09LIL' JOHHNY
little johhny was in school one morning while the teacher was having a lesson on moral's
afterwards she asks the class for examples of her lesson to let her know theyve grasped the days material
a number of kids gave theyrs on counting all ur eggs b4 they hatch;puttin them all in one basket,etc...
meanwhile little johnny has been raising his hand emphatically since teach asked for hands
after awhile she calls johnny
(johnny)"my uncle was on his 3rd tour o 'Nam ,flying over a hot LZ
when they were hit .
they were losing altitude fast and had to drop over 400 lbs.
after ditching evrything they could they were still overweight
so my uncle grabs his parachute,machete ,M-16 with 70 rounds and his fifth of JACK and jumps out
he hits his chute ,downs the fifth loads ,his M-16 and his feet hit the ground
suddenly there r 100 VC swarming at him
he fires his 70 rounds and hits 70 VC
pulls out his machete and kills 27 more."
he stops
teacher ,stunned and into story ,says
"well,what happened to other 3?"
johhny says
"killed em with his bare hands"
teacher ,still stunned and rather dumbfounded,says
"johhny,whats the moral of tht story?"
johhny replies
"dont FUCK WITH MY UNCLE WHEN HES DRUNK!"
Re: LIL' JOHHNY
-FB- - 14.03.2006, 22:07
ROFLMFAO :lolii:
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