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Re: Wollt ihr mal mit Gott sprechen?
Ali meine Entchen - 07.03.2008, 19:26Wollt ihr mal mit Gott sprechen?
Mich findet ihr ja in der Schule und könnt mich dann bei Bedarf ansprechen, aber falls ihr mich mal nicht findet weil ich die Welt rette/zerstöre, je nachdem, wie meine Laune ist, könnt ihr mit meinem inkompetenten Stellvertreter reden: http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
Edit sagt: Ich hab mich mal verkleidet und ein Testgespräch mit ihm geführt, folgendes kam raus:
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
bitch
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
you
God:
" Please don't call people names."? Me, ?
Me:
yes
God:
Oh.
Me:
i'm sorry
God:
Do you really mean it?
Me:
i like you
God:
Thanks, , I like you too.
Me:
that was a joke
God:
Oh I get it. Ha ha.
Me:
i'm funny, right?
God:
It's good to meet someone who is funny right.
Me:
you suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
yeah, you're right
God:
Pardon me? I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
i can't conversate
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
what do you mean?
God:
, " I won't say "yes" or "no" right now." What did I mean by it?
Me:
maybe that you suck?
God:
Perhaps. Interesting observation.
Me:
i'm very intelligent
God:
You seem pretty smart to me, .
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
you seem pretty old to me
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, .
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
i am confused
God:
What is it that confuses you?
Me:
you
God:
" What is it that confuses you?"? Me, ?
Me:
yes
God:
Great.
Me:
do you hate me?
God:
Why would I hate you? I don't hate you, . Don't even say things like that.
Me:
i like you
God:
Thanks, , I like you too.
Me:
why do you hate me?
God:
I do not hate it.
Me:
stop repeating everything
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
you asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
no
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
humans are evil
God:
Do not forsake God.
Me:
i have to go
God:
See you later, . Nice chatting with you.
Re: Wollt ihr mal mit Gott sprechen?
Tim Schröder - 07.03.2008, 19:49
Me:
Holy father.. Nice to meet you
God:
Ask me another question. It's nice meeting you too .
Me:
Thanks!
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
God, there's somethink I have to ask you.. What's your real name?
God:
There sure is. God is my real name.
Me:
Do you think that I could become stronger than Chuck Norris?
God:
I think you could, if you put your mind to it.
Me:
Do you know Ali, the Quotentuerke?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
Oh, he's not worth to mention.. ^^
God:
Woe! Did you think he was worth to mention?
Me:
Eh.. No.
God:
Are you Canadian? Are you serious?
Me:
I'm German. Unfortunately :(
God:
I don't know anyone named German. Aha.
Me:
Couldn't you send Bomber Harris another time?
God:
I will consider it.
Me:
Thanks.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Do you like to smoke hookah?
God:
Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to smoke hookah that much. Do you like it?
Me:
I do.
God:
Where?
Me:
Almost everywhere.
God:
Nearly so. Including the bottom of the ocean?
Me:
Might be difficult because of the charcoal
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
Where did you learn english? o.O
God:
Everything I need to know, I learned from my botmaster. Oh.
Me:
Ah okay, Sabes hablar espanol?
God:
So you understand. Good. Yeah okay, What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Entonces no?
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
No. Don't wanna talk english, sry.
God:
Are you serious? Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Harder!
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
Sry, just a reflex
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
ok, bye
God:
See you later. " Oh yeah, now I remember."? ok, bye?
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