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VTC - 05.09.2007, 02:17Grand Theft Lotto A short story based on emule characters
Grand Theft Lotto
A story written by VTC
Introduction
This is a true story based on the recollections of....well let's just call the entity I-Care-for-us. All names have been changed to protect the character's identities.
It was a bright summer morning when "V.T."Charlies woke. His parents disagreed on calling him Vince or Terry because each wanted to address their black sheep of a son after each other's parents so he just ended up being called V.T..
V.T.Charlies went to his best friend's, Flying Harry's, place and soon they devised a maniacal scheme to, in their minds, to give just dessert to those who have offended them because they had a serious behavioral disability which caused them to be kicked out of and even banned from establishments.
The first step in their delusional plan was 2 buy a lottery ticket which they convinced each other that they would win with to pay any attorney fees in the case that they got caught by the law enforcement agencies on their crime spree. They had a fair distance to walk to the lottery vendor and on their way they thought that they would steal Hunch's 1987 car because they knew that she only drove it mostly for a hour at a time. they
were extremely quiet as they drove away with hunch's 1987car. Now they needed a new licence plate so they wouldn't be easily noticed so they stole the plate of M3N T0K from Men Don't Walk's Motor Sales & Service. They drove to the store and bought what they called "their winning ticket".
It was still morning so they knew that Heart_Of_Gold would be shopping so they went to IHadAChanceOnce's excavating and stole a backhoe and an extra wide extended flat bed tractor trailer. V.T. Daniels & Flying Harry quickly dug up the earth around Heart_Of_Gold's house. When his neighbors inquired they responded that they were hired to put in a new vapor barrier
and confused them further by asking them if they wanted a new fire wall installed for a reasonable price. They took the eighteen wheeler and stole a crane from DreamOne's Equipment Rentals. After getting back they took Heart_Of_Gold's house right out of the ground foundation and all, leaving DreamOne's crane and Hunch's 1987 car that sunk into the ground and was destroyed. V.T. drove the truck and Flying
Harry drove the backhoe.
On their flight to Turkey they stole Blue_Boy's screen door from his house because they saw through the window that he was working out and put it on Heart_Of_gold's house. They took a detour through Greece and stole some new pairs of boots from Shoes' because they wore out theirs from all the work that they had been doing. Driving along again they fueled up at Blond-Self-Serve-Gas and when they noticed that
it was busy inside they sneaked out some supplies and didn't pay for the gas.They settled the house in an old sand dig and got very drunk that night. The next morning they unhitched the cab from the trailer and drove to cranberryrose's and grabbed every last
flower from her gardens. When they got back to their new home they made it look really nice.
By this time all the people that had their belongings swiped from them had informed the authorities and there was a warrant out for the arrest of V.T. Charlies and Flying Henry.When they heard of it on their police scanner they were in a frantic panic.
V.T. Charlies "What are we going to do now F.H.?"
Flying Henry "We're gunna have to be on the lamb now"
V.T. Charlies "Can you think of anyone that can help us?"
Flying Henry "I have an idea! Maybe Okfoster can harbor us.
He might foster us fugitives because that is his name."
V.T. Charlies"Alright I'll call him"
V.T. Charlies calls okfoster and okfoster says that they can hide out at his place.
V.T. Charlies "let's get goinnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggg then!"
Just as he was speaking the house that they stole from Heart_Of_Gold starts sinking.
Flying Harry "Let's get the hell outta here!"
They escape however the house, truck and trailer are lost.
V.T. Charlies and Flying Henry jump into the backhoe and head to okfosters. When they get there the police who were waiting for them bring them into custody and arrest them but not before they they drive the backhoe through okfoster's house destroying the house and the backhoe.
Flying Henry "We were set up"
V.T. Charlies "It was your idea to call okfoster stupid Henry"
Flying Henry wraps his handcuffs around V.T. Charlies neck in a raging fit of anger but the police officer, SmokeyBear,breaks it up.
On court day Shylady shows up and gives them a newspaper with them on the front cover because they had caused so much havoc. V.T. Charlies and Flying Henry are represented by ElasticBands who likes stretching the truth as a lawyer. The judge I-care-for-us sentences them to pay back all the damages in money or serve life in prison thanks to the leniency invoked by ElasticBands. When all of this is taking place V.T. Charlies who really didn't care what was happening was reading the newspaper and notices that they had won the top prise.
V.T. Charlies "Your Honor we can pay back all of the damages now and still have lots of money left over because we won the lottery!" I-Care-For-Us "How much did you win?"
V.T. Charlies "Two million dollars"
I-Care-For-Us "Then I sentence you to pay back two million dollars to pay back the damages and the emotional cumulative damages that you and your partner in crime have caused to all these good people."
Re: Grand Theft Lotto A short story based on emule characters
VTC - 05.09.2007, 19:32
good story VTC very funny I loved it :P :lol:
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