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    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Emperor Falcon - 12.09.2005, 19:45

    Greetings to all Planeteers!
    I have the feeling that here is a nice place for me to rest for a while... at least with my Hero Guards of the Stormtrooper Legion! :twisted:
    He...he...he... (old hidously laughing...)

    Just to say you a friendly "Hello" here... the time will come that you have to serve me 24h/7d very soon... he...he...he...

    For those who wants to join my Stormtroopers... you have just to get your education at the Sith Academy at Korriban... if you will survive it... :twisted:

    Okay... enough Emperor's talking... I'm glad to be here... Nice Board, Joerg! :wink:


    Emperor Falcon



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    magnat - 12.09.2005, 19:52


    Hi Eric, alter Sturmtooper :lol:
    Du treibst Dich auch überall rum, wa? :wink:



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Emperor Falcon - 13.09.2005, 01:03


    magnat wrote: Hi Eric, alter Sturmtooper :lol:
    Du treibst Dich auch überall rum, wa? :wink:

    Oooch, hier ist doch so ein schöner Pub - fern von allen fremden Welten... (häng' in den Seilen und mach' hirntotes Gesicht nach 20 gelüpften 'Blue Screws' - ein feines Gesöff auf Tanascius...) :lol:



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Locutus - 13.09.2005, 13:06


    Hi Erik!

    Nice to meet you here! What can i offer you? An freesh cool ale or smooth tasting whiskey?

    When i may introduce me? I am Locutus of Borg and this is the place, where a barkeeper like best can get fresh meat for assimilating later on. Just leave the pub and you will see what happened.

    I don´t want to say, you have to stay forever. It is your decision :twisted:



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Emperor Falcon - 16.09.2005, 12:57


    Locutus wrote: Nice to meet you here! What can i offer you? An freesh cool ale or smooth tasting whiskey?

    Well, nice to meet you here, too!

    Just want to say that the beer taste the same as in the Tavern of my site. Uuh, same old bar-keeper? :wink:



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Locutus - 16.09.2005, 14:54


    old? Could be. But what is old? Next year i am so old as the answer on any question!

    Now you know how old i am. Do you?



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Emperor Falcon - 16.09.2005, 23:18


    Locutus wrote: old? Could be. But what is old? Next year i am so old as the answer on any question!

    Now you know how old i am. Do you?

    Maybe... hmmm... maybe not. Whatever... As I wrote my message before I had the same old feeling that the beer is assimilated from my old Tavern one... uuuuhhhh...... :lol:



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Locutus - 17.09.2005, 17:23


    As i saw you coming into the pub, i thought that must be a real planeteer 'hitchhiking through the galaxy'. This guy must know the answer of the question! ;-)



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Emperor Falcon - 17.09.2005, 22:07


    Locutus wrote: As i saw you coming into the pub, i thought that must be a real planeteer 'hitchhiking through the galaxy'. This guy must know the answer of the question! ;-)

    What do you will get when you multiply 7 by 6? :wink:



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Anonymous - 17.09.2005, 23:16


    Emperor Falcon wrote: Locutus wrote: As i saw you coming into the pub, i thought that must be a real planeteer 'hitchhiking through the galaxy'. This guy must know the answer of the question! ;-)

    What do you will get when you multiply 7 by 6? :wink:


    an towel !



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Emperor Falcon - 18.09.2005, 23:46


    snuggel wrote: an towel !

    Oh, no... I don't want a trip on a Vogon space ship again...

    @Locutus:
    I met the girl in the Tavern which has found the answer to all questions... :wink:



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Locutus - 19.09.2005, 09:29


    take care of cindy. She is the remake of the babel fish ;-)



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Emperor Falcon - 19.09.2005, 23:55


    Locutus wrote: take care of cindy. She is the remake of the babel fish ;-)

    *gulp*... (just drinking another beer)... "well, is she not aaaassimilated by yoou?" :lol:



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Locutus - 20.09.2005, 10:51


    Maybe you heard on your way into this pub. There was sometime ago a race, which didn´t like barkeeper like me and their family. They designed a virus for manipulating us. Cindy was the victim and since then, she is no longer a full member of the barkeeper clan.

    By the way the barkeeper clan only "assimilate" the customers brain, for drinking lots of beer. But don´t tell it other, that´s the way we finance our "Warp10 Bar furniture" :lol:



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Anonymous - 29.09.2005, 20:11

    test
    test :-)



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Locutus - 01.10.2005, 23:23


    (Locutus, cleaning his pub): I´m wondering where they are all gone. Just tasted the beer and the whiskey, seem to be okay. So what ´s happened?

    Maybe i have to go out, get some guys assimilated. Will place them in my pub. They will collectiv bring some new people into the pub. It is so boring without freshmeat! ;-)



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Emperor Falcon - 02.10.2005, 23:12


    Locutus wrote: (Locutus, cleaning his pub): I´m wondering where they are all gone. Just tasted the beer and the whiskey, seem to be okay. So what ´s happened?

    Maybe i have to go out, get some guys assimilated. Will place them in my pub. They will collectiv bring some new people into the pub. It is so boring without freshmeat! ;-)

    I need a recreation period after drinking freeesh cool ale here... 8)
    Also Cindy visited me in my dreams... oh-oh, too much ale drunken... :wink:



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Locutus - 03.10.2005, 07:17


    Psssst, that´s part of the plan;-) Smoothly getting the people into the pub, fill them up and making them having nice dreams.

    Like a spider, after that the assimilation is much more easier! :twisted:



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Emperor Falcon - 03.10.2005, 19:32


    Locutus wrote: Psssst, that´s part of the plan;-) Smoothly getting the people into the pub, fill them up and making them having nice dreams.

    Like a spider, after that the assimilation is much more easier! :twisted:

    Aahhh... that's the trick... :wink:

    And I was afraid first... why the hell I've a cybernetic arm at my body? And who is the man in the mirror? Never seen this guy... :shock:



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Locutus - 03.10.2005, 20:19


    Uuuh, you´ve seen him? That shouldn´t be. It is your holographic shadow, watching that your doing the right steps, like praying the unity of the borg. If you mean that you say something, that you don´t want to ...

    Hmmm, a mistake in the programming algorithm? Have to check that, when i close the pub this night. But first i have to serve the couple of guys from babylon 5 some drinks.

    If they that they have also a shadow on their shoulder ... :twisted:



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Emperor Falcon - 12.10.2005, 10:34


    Locutus wrote: Uuuh, you´ve seen him? That shouldn´t be. It is your holographic shadow, watching that your doing the right steps, like praying the unity of the borg. If you mean that you say something, that you don´t want to ...

    Hmmm, a mistake in the programming algorithm? Have to check that, when i close the pub this night. But first i have to serve the couple of guys from babylon 5 some drinks.

    If they that they have also a shadow on their shoulder ... :twisted:

    Sounds like an ugly, dirty and very lazy AI program... :wink: The program just say to you that it betrays you. And it expects that you don't know it after saying it to you...

    Well, if I'm totally stoned what is the AI then?

    (shouting) Hey, barkeeper! I need more beer here! Come on! (just beating with a fist onto the bar furniture)



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Locutus - 13.10.2005, 13:15


    OK. Here we are, with friendly greetings from the guys at the table in the left corner. You know, the baylon 5 guys...

    But be aware ... there wearing strange black clothes. Something like a uniform. Should they be also a kind of borg?

    (Shouting to my young boy cleaning the floor): "Hey Number 51A23XY! Are there any borg disappeared from the collective?"

    Grummel, i should this! A machine getting old? What the hell is going on here?



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Emperor Falcon - 17.10.2005, 11:13


    Locutus wrote: OK. Here we are, with friendly greetings from the guys at the table in the left corner. You know, the baylon 5 guys...

    But be aware ... there wearing strange black clothes. Something like a uniform. Should they be also a kind of borg?

    (Shouting to my young boy cleaning the floor): "Hey Number 51A23XY! Are there any borg disappeared from the collective?"

    Grummel, i should this! A machine getting old? What the hell is going on here?

    If you've lost some Borg members (and still miss them) I would be pleased to help you out... After waking up this morning I found out that I'm wearing some new strange cybernetics in my face (the mirror couldn't be wrong...). Arrrrgggh! :lol:

    BTW that's the reason that I can't reach the News (version 4) area here... huh? :wink:



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Anonymous - 17.10.2005, 12:48


    Emperor Falcon wrote: Locutus wrote: OK. Here we are, with friendly greetings from the guys at the table in the left corner. You know, the baylon 5 guys...

    But be aware ... there wearing strange black clothes. Something like a uniform. Should they be also a kind of borg?

    (Shouting to my young boy cleaning the floor): "Hey Number 51A23XY! Are there any borg disappeared from the collective?"

    Grummel, i should this! A machine getting old? What the hell is going on here?

    If you've lost some Borg members (and still miss them) I would be pleased to help you out... After waking up this morning I found out that I'm wearing some new strange cybernetics in my face (the mirror couldn't be wrong...). Arrrrgggh! :lol:

    BTW that's the reason that I can't reach the News (version 4) area here... huh? :wink:


    News should be reachable now :-)



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Locutus - 19.10.2005, 11:43


    ( A stranger comes into the bar) "Hey barkeeper, gimme some beer. I´m coming just from learning the new Planet technologie called VP4. Damned, my brain is getting confused about that much options to work with. Even to build a new ship is like a knightmare. Take a little bit of this, maybe something of that and hope that it will work.
    Wasn´t it good old times, when i move into the base and tell the chief officer to give me a good minesweeper or Fightership? Such an old guy like me shouldn´t do that lot of learning. I´m the good old economy man with some fighting experience. Today there are standing captain at the bridge of those really big ships, looking like green horns. Just escaped out of Mom´s kitchen!

    Silly world!

    Hey, where is my beer? Or bring me one dozens of this good stuff. Have to flood those formulas and techlevels out of my brain!



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    magnat - 19.10.2005, 12:53


    Gosh... don't cry so loud. My brain is also washed in fact of unterstanding this VP4. I think its a cybernatic toolkit to manipulate our personal matrix. But I found also medikits in there. Try to use them and you will see how fluffy the clouds will be. :shock:



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Emperor Falcon - 20.10.2005, 19:46


    magnat wrote: Gosh... don't cry so loud. My brain is also washed in fact of unterstanding this VP4. I think its a cybernatic toolkit to manipulate our personal matrix. But I found also medikits in there. Try to use them and you will see how fluffy the clouds will be. :shock:

    Well, that's the time for another *reset*. Uuuupppssss... (sounds like the phone noises in Matrix I)...

    Ah, feeling better! No VGAP4 matrix. No cry! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Locutus - 20.10.2005, 20:44


    Barkeeper: "Hey guys, you´re looking very confused. Think it´s time for a little push up. Here is a drink offered from the house. Something i bought from a traveller named Zaphod Beeblebrox. He told me he got from a race called "Vogonen". Never tasted it, but it should really blow a fresh wind through your brains. (Hehehehehe...)

    "Salute"



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Locutus - 10.11.2005, 14:34


    Talking to myself:
    "Ohohohoh, every day it is getting harder to open this pub. I Think the neutrons flying slower through my systems.
    Time to get some fresh equippment into the holy wide connection in our cubes."

    "Hey you ... yes you out there! Come in and have some rest, get some beer ( and give me your fresh neutrons :twisted: )."

    Again to myself: Everyday some new stuff to learn in this damn hard life in the VP4-Connection. All those young guys doesn´t have any respect for the borg anymore.
    Hmmm, did i say this, really?

    "Hey you, resistant is futile! (Maybe i´m not so fast as i was some time before, but you have to rest in the near future. I´ll be there :twisted:

    Again to myself: There a really one of us out there, who is named "the first"!?! We must get him into the connection.



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Emperor Falcon - 11.11.2005, 00:00


    Locutus wrote: Again to myself: Everyday some new stuff to learn in this damn hard life in the VP4-Connection. All those young guys doesn´t have any respect for the borg anymore.

    A visitor answers a little bit unfriendly:
    "Is somebody talking here? Or was there only a noise (like a nasty fly)?"

    *whuuuppss* talker vanished suddenly........



    Why? Maybe some existence at a higher level? At another time?
    Where is Kirk? He must know the answer...



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Anonymous - 15.11.2005, 01:59


    Fed Commander from The Call 2 is entering the room now !

    Free Drinks for all.


    Using Borg ships with 3 xtra bays we destroyed 4 T-REX and 1 Loki.
    One lonesome Nova destroyed another T-Rex.

    I forgot, an Bird ship ..... ever heard of this race? is dead now, too.

    Lets have a party :-)

    Borg Cocktails for all !



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Locutus - 15.11.2005, 09:17


    Fine! The Feds As i can see even the Fed Commander is wearing our new fashioned implant! :lol:



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Emperor Falcon - 20.11.2005, 14:40


    Locutus wrote: Fine! The Feds As i can see even the Fed Commander is wearing our new fashioned implant! :lol:

    Heh-heh... he should change the sort of beer he has consumed, yet... ;)
    Sounds to me that there are some very, very, very small Borg implants in some drinks... :roll:



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    magnat - 21.11.2005, 10:46


    Darkness comes across the land... HE is it... everybody whispered about the great power of his flagship... fog is crawling at the bottom of the floor... He is it...

    "Also a couple of beers for my great allies...", said the Emperator of the Dark Empire.
    "If we finished all beer of this bar I can send for more. My flagship takes so much beer onboard that I must leave one complete flight squadron at home. hahahahaaaaaaa"... <thunder in the background> :lol:



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Locutus - 21.11.2005, 14:45


    Talking to myself: "Good to see that my announcment outside "beer free of all bionic implant", has lead to more action in here. Time to raise the amount of drone growth powder in the drinks, hehehe"

    Shouting into the room:"Free beer this round from the house!"



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Locutus - 21.11.2005, 14:49


    Cindy is coming into the bar room, walking straight to the new guest talking about much beer.

    "Hi stranger, may i offer you a special drink? Tastes wonderful and don´t make such a bad feeling in your brain the next day!"



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Locutus - 21.11.2005, 14:52


    Barkeeper mumbeling into his bionic beard: "Good to see that we can rescue Cindy and get her back into the barkeeper clan! Wondering if the antivirus has reached this damned Commander´s world, which have tried to get Cindy for her activities."



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    magnat - 21.11.2005, 17:05


    Locutus wrote: Cindy is coming into the bar room, walking straight to the new guest talking about much beer.

    "Hi stranger, may i offer you a special drink? Tastes wonderful and don´t make such a bad feeling in your brain the next day!"

    Hmmm... I feel you are Cindy from the barkeepers clan... <thunder from outside the bar>...
    And I feel also that this will be a drink with bionic leftdriving milkacid bacterius. :lol: :lol: :lol:
    No... that is not the one for an emperators stomach... <rulp> Bring me a klingon bloodwine. But give this bionic bartender a kick if he will drop one of his bionic beardhair into my wine. And say him that I will use "The Force Luke" if he will do this... :shock:



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Emperor Falcon - 21.11.2005, 21:11


    magnat wrote: "If we finished all beer of this bar I can send for more. My flagship takes so much beer onboard that I must leave one complete flight squadron at home. hahahahaaaaaaa"... <thunder in the background> :lol:

    Muahahahaaa... :lol: :lol: :lol: I think that His Highness has a real problem... an overloaded flagship... ---

    "Sir! We are too heavy. We can't go for speed 20! It burns all of our fuel away...", the starship commander said.

    The dark face of the very Dark Emperor turned into the direction of that lousy starship commander. His voice croaks very hoarse... "I think the 'Moon of the Lost Souls' would be your new home..." (a thunder-bolt hits the poor commander very suddenly... oh-oh)



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    magnat - 22.11.2005, 09:39


    "Oh gosh... this very helpless starship commander... ", the very very dark emperator shakes his head. "So I also must transfer this overloaded beer with the power of my mind to this bloody bar. So bionic bartender, move back from your desk... I will transfer only 1800kt beer :lol: onto them"



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Locutus - 22.11.2005, 11:02


    "Nice gift, you bring in here", the barkeeper said. "i will build a sensor field around it and investigate the amount of microbiotic organism in it. Maybe i have to fill it up a little bit, before i can offer it my guests ( aka possible drones ) ;-)"



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    magnat - 22.11.2005, 12:27


    "Oh no barslut... don't take any additional bionic componts into the beer. This is special force beer and all ally will keep "Use the force Luke"-power if they drink it pure. So keep your bionic hands calm..." :wink:



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Emperor Falcon - 22.11.2005, 19:03


    magnat wrote: "Oh no barslut... don't take any additional bionic componts into the beer. This is special force beer and all ally will keep "Use the force Luke"-power if they drink it pure. So keep your bionic hands calm..." :wink:

    A stormtrooper commander from a near table shouts: "...this beer is a real power drink! Come and have it! Salute!" 8)



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Anonymous - 23.11.2005, 09:56


    The barkeeper silent sneering in the corner of the bar:"Yeah absolutley correct! And how powerful the bionic mechanics in the drink will work, he can´t know so far. hehehe..."



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    magnat - 23.11.2005, 10:42


    "Hey GUEST"; <also thunder in the storm>; "you comes sneaky to the backdoor, highjack our good old but bionic bartender and want to poison us?. So beware of my tera-watt high explosive marvelous thunder struck which will burn you to ashes if you won't bring back this bionic whiskey shaker."



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Locutus - 23.11.2005, 12:14


    Ooops, bartender has done a reply without login. That´s the guest ;-) Have to check my electrician circuitry, seems to need an adjustment :-)



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    magnat - 24.11.2005, 10:19


    "Hey look... there is my highness friend the High Commander of the Unity coming." <there is a red lightning into the eyes of the Emperator>
    "Greeting friends. I think I need a beer.... Hey bionic man, come on an bring me some beer... zack... zack..." <the Commander drops his bulletproofwest> "My fleet in sector planets4 hit the borg... hmmm... former we search for them to be allies. But our ships fired as a mistake at their base. I don't know if I must send a stronger fleet to push back their counterstrike...???"



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Locutus - 24.11.2005, 13:18


    bartender: " I´ve heard this. Also i heard that some guys, were waiting a long time for some action or response from you. But stories in the galaxy are not always right."



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    magnat - 24.11.2005, 14:13


    "I know bionic man... but the sprit of this galaxy doesn't allow a contact since you meet someone. And this base destroy was the first contact. The Unity does not know what to do.".
    The dark eminenz look up from his anti-bionic-full-of-force-beer. :lol: "Friend... I give you a hint. Build more pax jumpships. This ship seems unstoppable and a fleet with them are heavy to beat. You also have a battleship with pretty much pods on board. Fill them with bomber and troop container and wait since the borgs will answer."
    "Hmmm... but I see another victim then the borgs. Normally we are good friends but there was no message from them... And so we must secure our border. Also it seems that the borgs got other allies. There exists a secret place here in front of this tavern which we can't reach." :shock:



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Locutus - 24.11.2005, 14:30


    That´s the nature of the galaxy...secrets over secrets 8) Some will be a secret forever, some often suddenly no more a secret..and then it is too late!

    secret, o what a little nice secret. Do someone like to know...? Not really will be my secret, hiden in my bionic circuits ;-)



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Emperor Falcon - 28.11.2005, 17:17


    Anonymous wrote: The barkeeper silent sneering in the corner of the bar:"Yeah absolutley correct! And how powerful the bionic mechanics in the drink will work, he can´t know so far. hehehe..."

    "Oh, there is someone in the dark... 'The One of the Dark is with you... always...' (blabla-right by Emperor Falcon :wink: )", the Stormtrooper said. "Nice that somebody is observing us. This gives us a feeling of security!" :lol:

    The Emperor croaks with his voice (as always, too): "The One of the Dark... RAISE!" :twisted:

    (well, people... let us wait for more answers for this chapter... the 'topic 'unknown'... let your brain suffer from permafrost...) :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    magnat - 29.11.2005, 11:20


    "hahaaaa... our ships will now support another race to break a blockade of his homeworld. We will see if the enemy will defend himself against this marvelous firepower of our ships.
    But... this boring Borgs didn't answer our subspace messages. We are not amused about this." :wink:



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    magnat - 30.11.2005, 09:36


    <The Dark Emperor chop the head of the battleship commander with only one light move of his hand>
    "Grrr... you bloody shipslut... why leaving the security of the main battlefleet?"... he is sitting down and take his very-powerful-"use the force Luke"-beer...
    "Hey bionic bartender... send one of your bionic blood and head collector robots and let him clean the area."
    ... the Dark Emperator is cooling down ...
    "OK... Very HighCommander of the galaxy ruling Unity... your incompetent commander was gone... why should I send him to death?"

    "Oh my friend... he was leading a very powerful battlegroup but as a little scout he is flying away with his flagship which should be in the background and went directly into a enemy battlegroup of fully equipped carriers. The carrier belongs to you brother..."

    "Argl... I hate my brother... what can I do to defeat him?"

    "There is no need to help... in the near future we build some of our biggest battleships with the very highpower 700kt large weapons. With our jumpships we can send them as fast as possible into the battle. May the enemy rest in peace." <ohohoh.... a very deathful smile on the face of the HighCommander ---> like this :twisted: >



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Locutus - 30.11.2005, 10:32


    The barkeeper is shaking his body and laughing so loud, that everyone has to put their hands over the ears:" Hahahaha, wow isn´t that every time funny again? This stories every Commander gives at it´s best here. When only 10 percent would be true. The tears in the eyes, when they come back later, tells the really truth!
    But go on with it, it is the best for having fun in my bar. Hahahahaha"



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Emperor Falcon - 01.12.2005, 17:54


    Locutus wrote: That´s the nature of the galaxy...secrets over secrets 8) Some will be a secret forever, some often suddenly no more a secret..and then it is too late!

    secret, o what a little nice secret. Do someone like to know...? Not really will be my secret, hiden in my bionic circuits ;-)

    A man with a dark trenchcoat comes in... he is looking to the bar... then left and right. "All heads down!", he shouts out very loud suddenly.

    Peng! (reloading noise) Peng! (reloading noise missing)

    A man in the dark comes into the light, walking slowly... then he falls down. "Just a retirement for a replicant!", the man with the trenchcoat says. "Get that wreck out of here!"

    He vanished through the door...

    The Stormtrooper at the right table was a little bit afraid: "Oh no! Poor man of the Dark... Hmmm... I hope that Deckard is not looking for another retirements here and comes now every week in..." :roll:



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Emperor Falcon - 01.12.2005, 17:59


    Emperor Falcon wrote: The Stormtrooper at the right table was a little bit afraid: "Oh no! Poor man of the Dark... Hmmm... I hope that Deckard is not looking for another retirements here and comes now every week in..." :roll:

    A quiet visitor of this bar shakes his head about the deed. "I'm feeling that there are Replicants between us but I never thought that a Borg (huh, Cyborg?) is a Replicant, too..."

    His neighbor agrees to his statement: "Well, now we will be threaten by Blade Runners!" :shock:



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Emperor Falcon - 03.12.2005, 20:37


    Emperor Falcon wrote: A quiet visitor of this bar shakes his head about the deed. "I'm feeling that there are Replicants between us but I never thought that a Borg (huh, Cyborg?) is a Replicant, too..."

    Some old swashbucklers talked about their old deeds. Rocco the Ridiculous came into the pup and sat down at the swashbuckler's table. "Heh, bartender! Full round for my old companions and me - but a little bit quicker!" Whamm! He hits with his fist the table: "Quicker I said!!!" :evil:

    A teethless woman appeared with a lot of "Luke the Force" beer. :shock:

    "Oh my god! Who has made you?", Rocco said. "You are ugly like the night! Phew!" :roll:

    "U wanted 'luuuke the Phorz' beer... here is it. Do you find me hair wonderful, too?!", she said with an angry timbre. :?

    "Well, I ordered 'Luke the'... ah, you know it, but I didn't ordered a 'Dirty Harriet'!", he mumbled. "Heh! Bartender! Is this a joke? Do you use ugly Cyborgs now?" :x

    Some star traveller from a table nearby shouted to Rocco's table: "Well, this is some new style. The bartender installed some nice features here but - hehe, they are still in Beta-Test! Maybe he will change something some day..." :lol:

    Rocco turned his head back to Dirty Harriet: "Well, daughter! If you dream of electric sheep at night then you are more an 'Android' than a 'Cyborg'. Pray for Retirement! Pray for Deckard, daughter!" :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    magnat - 05.12.2005, 15:50


    "Oh gosh... with "use the force Luke" beer this ugly bionic maid will be very nice... <hicks>... urgl... but I think... <grömpf>... I need more of this kind of beer and my personal galactic traveler towel to seduce her. <lall>"

    "Shut up you stinky son of a bitch... if you only need "use the force Luke" beer to make this urgl women (?) nice to seduce, you are more silly than you look like. This beer is good to get girls like Michele Hunziker e.g." :lol:



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Emperor Falcon - 05.12.2005, 20:29


    Emperor Falcon wrote: The Stormtrooper at the right table was a little bit afraid: "Oh no! Poor man of the Dark... Hmmm... I hope that Deckard is not looking for another retirements here and comes now every week in..." :roll:

    Just O N L Y 48 hours to go... :twisted:


    P.S.:
    To the bionic bartender: don't tell us the statement 'sorry but our server is offline because of (blablabla)' when the time has come... we want to see what happens... :wink:



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Emperor Falcon - 05.12.2005, 20:46


    magnat wrote: "This beer is good to get girls like Michele Hunziker e.g." :lol:

    A strong drinker shouts a 'yeeeah... (a not repeatable noise)... erg... salute!' and then he falls down to the bottom of the bar (sure, just looking for beer the watchers of this bar may think).

    Some Imperial Stormtroopers arrive at the scene and help the strong drinker in finding more beer elsewhere - errrg, in finding 'Michele'. Afterthen a nice silence overcomes the bar room. Ah, fine!

    Dirty Harriet appears again and delivers some 'Luuuuke the Fooorce' beer to the table of the Swashbucklers. "Here!!! Your beer!!!" she says with her angry voice as usual.

    Rocco is full of LtF beer and his head is mostly in the same height like the table. "Hi Michele...", are his last words tonight.



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Anonymous - 06.12.2005, 03:29


    Barkeeper !

    All my contrabands in Grecken Blood Wine here !



    Give all as many glasses full of the wine for that victory in vp4!


    EMPEROR FALCON : You are under arrest now!
    Spies told me you like the Bird Man race !


    :-)



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Locutus - 06.12.2005, 10:01


    Sorry man, but the greeken wine is only for known members. Show us your hidden face and i will see what i can do!



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    magnat - 06.12.2005, 14:30


    Hey... show your face or eat the dust... noone will get "use the force Luke" beer if he sneaks like a bloody little tiny mouse :twisted:



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Emperor Falcon - 06.12.2005, 23:34


    Anonymous wrote: Barkeeper !
    All my contrabands in Grecken Blood Wine here !

    Give all as many glasses full of the wine for that victory in vp4!

    EMPEROR FALCON : You are under arrest now!
    Spies told me you like the Bird Man race ! :-)

    The Emperor speaks slowly: "The Another One of the Dark - RAISE!"



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Anonymous - 07.12.2005, 00:36


    Emperor Falcon wrote: Anonymous wrote: Barkeeper !
    All my contrabands in Grecken Blood Wine here !

    Give all as many glasses full of the wine for that victory in vp4!

    EMPEROR FALCON : You are under arrest now!
    Spies told me you like the Bird Man race ! :-)

    The Emperor speaks slowly: "The Another One of the Dark - RAISE!"

    "Here I'm!" :lol:

    Oh, and only 20 hours to go... hehehehehehehehe



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    magnat - 07.12.2005, 09:46


    "Without showing your face you will be a hostage of my DarkPower... "<the Dark Emperator make a little move with one of his fingers... the sneaky guest graps his throat and fall stertorously to his knees> "Drop your mask or die her in this dust full of 'Use the force' beer." :twisted:



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Anonymous - 07.12.2005, 20:41


    Emperor Falcon wrote: A man with a dark trenchcoat comes in... he is looking to the bar... then left and right. "All heads down!", he shouts out very loud suddenly.

    Well, time is over! What next?

    Server hanging?

    I want to see more... :lol:



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Emperor Falcon - 07.12.2005, 21:22


    Anonymous wrote: Emperor Falcon wrote: A man with a dark trenchcoat comes in... he is looking to the bar... then left and right. "All heads down!", he shouts out very loud suddenly.

    Well, time is over! What next?

    Server hanging?

    I want to see more... :lol:

    War ja klar... :roll:

    Guests/Newbies and their desire(s)...

    Okay. You all are waiting for it... here it is: (next message)



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Emperor Falcon - 07.12.2005, 21:27


    Emperor Falcon wrote: A quiet visitor of this bar shakes his head about the deed. "I'm feeling that there are Replicants between us but I never thought that a Borg (huh, Cyborg?) is a Replicant, too..."

    His neighbor agrees to his statement: "Well, now we will be threaten by Blade Runners!" :shock:

    The atmosphere in the pub was very good - the visitors from far worlds had a very high mood... They consumed much "Luuke the Foorce" beer at this evening. The atmosphere was so nice that some people had the feeling of an very soon coming turmoil. (Oh-oh, barkeeper... you can plan a renovation and redecoration of the bar furniture...) :twisted:

    "Barkeeper! More beer!", a rude fellow bawled from the Swashbuckler's table. "We need more of your stinky ale!" :lol:

    Behind the bar furniture. The bionic circuits of the barkeeper had an exitable sound by hearing this order. He showed with his finger into the direction of the table. Then he lowered his arm. Nothing else happened. Still silence. We are waiting...

    Doors clapping... suddenly Dirty Harriet appeared to the scene - holding a tablet full of that stinky LtF beer.

    Rocco - drunken as always - opened his mouth... (it took some time until there was also a voice from him):
    "...ah, the Princess of the night arrives again." (big laughter raised) "Hmmm... well. What have you brought us? Let's see..."

    Dirty Harriet put the tablet onto the Swashbuckler's table. "Sssee by yoursssselfff!", she mumbled with her teethless mound.

    Rocco - with permafrozen brain as always - couldn't withstand: "It looks like..." She answered very angry: "As what, mister?" Well, Rocco smiled when tasting the beer... "... aaah, daughter. It's beer. Okay. All is okay." She still stood in front of him with an angry face. "Is this all you have to say?" Again Rocco couldn't withstand to answer this very unfriendly question: "Ah, well... sorry... I've forgotten one thing... (pause) You are ugly like night...!" (a big laughter raised at the table)

    That was enough. She took the empty tablet from the table and showed Rocco how to make a mask out of fully functional tablet - at his face. Well, Rocco was sooo drunken that he never felt the pain of this just installed mask on his face. BTW he just fell from the chair and began to sleep at the nice bottom of the pub.

    In this moment the pub door opened very fast and three men came in. "Quiet - please be quiet! - Would you be QUIET, please? Thank you!", the man with a policeman badge in his hand shouted. "I'm Inspector Colombo. And you..." He showed with his hand at an unconcerned guest at the Boaster's table. "You have to come with us!"

    "S-s-sssir! I'm innocense!", the unconcerned visitor whimped around. Colombo (full the Inspector): "Everybody use this statement. Also the usual suspects! - Come on, sir! Just to go!"

    The two policemen took the visitor and brought him out of the pub. "That's what I want to know...", the Colombo mentioned to himself as he also left the pub. The pub door closed automatically.

    The laughter at the Swashbuckler's table started again. Mucke (they named him so...) stood up and shouted out loudly: "A toast! For freedom and never ending money!" His next mate stood up and shouted: "A toast! For beautiful babes and (censorship by author :wink: )!" Rocco awaked by this statement and took the tablet from his face. He smiled as always - a little bit feeble-minded grin on his face: "...bsss... aaaa tooassssst! - - - For my sweeeet... Dirty (censorship by author :wink: ).........."

    SHE appeared again on the scene. Rocco crawled on the bottom to her. Then he looked up to her face. Well, a feeble-minded grin on his face, again (oh, every watcher of this scene feels for poor Rocco).

    N O W the time has come! It's time for the big event tonight!

    Just before she could say or do something with Rocco the pub door opened very fast. A man with an old dark trenchcoat ran in to the pub. "All heads - DOWN!"

    Peng! - Peng!

    "You have missed, Deckard!", a voice from the dark croaked.

    Zzzzzzzzz-Blaaaaassssst! One moment later Deckard had just vanished. Only a black hole was there. The half the bar was burning (that's what our watchers are very amusing at the moment) while the rest of the pub could be found in another universe. Maybe... Take it as a suggestion... ;)

    The still existing pub door opened (not hitten by the Death Star's super laser) again. Colombo appeared. "Sir, I have only another one question..."

    "Oh, please shut up!", Rocco cried. "Why the hell I haven't considered Spock's opinion about our mission... - Scotty! Beam me up! - And, Scotty - please beam up me and my clothes, too!"

    What a turmoil... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
    (BTW - hopefully the barkeeper has a good insurance :lol: And we know Kirk's real name... :lol: :lol: :lol: )



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    magnat - 08.12.2005, 10:09


    Ohhh... the dark emperor and his friend the highcommander of the Unity shows a very lucky face. This burning bionic bartender are humbling so funny over the also burning desk in fact of the exploding "use the force Luke" beer.
    "Yea guys... this is the power of the beer." One tiny little movement of his right hand and a black power antimaterial defence shield with unfortunatly a very wide radius (the swashbucklers table was dematerialize immediatelly <g>) was estabished.
    So the Twins <g> walk with his shield through the bar and without doing anything like this the shield burns down the whole bar to ashes.
    "Ups... I think my mother's pan cake was finished... my friend, let uns take a piece.... but with "use the force Luke" beer. :twisted: :twisted: ... transport commander? Beam the most powerful people here in this bar to the flagship" <the HighCommander and the burning bartender disapeared> "Oui... you son of a tranporter chief bitch... not this burning bionic crumble of human sparepart" :lol:



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Anonymous - 08.12.2005, 20:17


    Emperor Falcon wrote: The atmosphere in the pub was very good - the visitors from far worlds had a very high mood... They consumed much "Luuke the Foorce" beer at this evening. The atmosphere was so nice that some people had the feeling of an very soon coming turmoil. (Oh-oh, barkeeper... you can plan a renovation and redecoration of the bar furniture...) :twisted:

    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Only a black hole was there. The half the bar was burning (that's what our watchers are very amusing at the moment) while the rest of the pub could be found in another universe. Maybe... Take it as a suggestion... ;)

    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    What a turmoil... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
    (BTW - hopefully the barkeeper has a good insurance :lol: And we know Kirk's real name... :lol: :lol: :lol: )

    Well, sounds like a nice shooter game's end: "***s win!"
    CSler - well done your job.

    Hmmmmmm, the boss walks by and just says: "You are fired!" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Emperor Falcon - 14.12.2005, 14:21


    Anonymous wrote: Well, sounds like a nice shooter game's end: "***s win!"
    CSler - well done your job.

    Hmmmmmm, the boss walks by and just says: "You are fired!" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Aha... and this nice bar is very quiet... :cry:



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    magnat - 14.12.2005, 15:09


    Hmmm... first we must build another one and order "Use the force" beer... :lol:



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Locutus - 14.12.2005, 18:20


    Well boys, you haven´t heared the nearly end of the story. Before the whole bar was burning down, there was a heavy noise in the back of the bar. Suddenly the backdoor and a part of the wall disappears and show a black wall with lines on it.
    Ooops, the door comes back again and a second later disappears again!

    A stranger in the farest corner of the bar shouts: " Oh my good, i have seen this some time before. Must be a kind of a holosuite!"

    Just as he finished his scream, the whole bar disappears and a lot of transporter gaps were beaming lots of drones into the room. "Resistance is futile! We are the borg!" one of the drone declares. They start immediatley assimilating the guest of the bar, only the top coomander of every race could escape.
    They rescued the barkeeper and put him into his alcoven for getting his power back. The last what they heard from the barkeeper:" That is not the end. We will see us again!" He was smirking all over his face.

    Damn, a borg and smirking? What the hell is going on here?

    Ah, and by the way the beauty of this honour restaurant is also rescued by the drones! :lol:



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Emperor Falcon - 15.12.2005, 20:20


    Locutus wrote: They rescued the barkeeper and put him into his alcoven for getting his power back. The last what they heard from the barkeeper:" That is not the end. We will see us again!" He was smirking all over his face.

    Nice to see that the crew is still restoring the good old known pub. Well, a saying have it: "There will be another time, another space - we will meet again!" :twisted:

    Let us see how this story will continue... (at this screen) :wink:



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    magnat - 02.01.2006, 19:51


    The very HighCommander of the Unity have a look at this huge masses of ashes... "Errg... I think they will be all down in fact of UseTheForceBeer drinking at the sylvester event. I think I must wait since the will be awaken... " :wink:



    Re: Greetings to all Planeteers!

    Emperor Falcon - 07.01.2006, 23:07


    magnat wrote: The very HighCommander of the Unity have a look at this huge masses of ashes... "Errg... I think they will be all down in fact of UseTheForceBeer drinking at the sylvester event. I think I must wait since the will be awaken... " :wink:

    I'm back... :oops: I hope that there is no other Blade Runner on the run... Nice to see some new furniture at this bar. But there is still a black hole where the door was... or I'm dreaming?

    And what the hell is an electric sheep doing here? :roll:

    (Emperor is holding his head - seems to be a big stomach... hehehe...)



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