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Re: Fav movie/TV quotes
Elegantly Evil - 10.06.2005, 08:57Fav movie/TV quotes
The Heffalump Movie
I haven't even seen the movie, just the clip..no really, Pooh movies aren't my thing :oops:
Anyway, setting the scene, the Pooh gang are gearing up to go hunting heffalumps in the forest..
Rabbit: An expedition like this is fraught with danger..
Tigger: You can't argue with a word like fraught..
Oh, come on, it's fucking hilarious :P
The Pacifier, starring Vin Diesal l
Little girl: Will my boobs get that big when I grow up?
Vin: They're not boobs!!
Little girl: Do you have to wear a bra?
Vin (angrily): They're not boobs!
More to come, when I think of them..
Re: Fav movie/TV quotes
DarkAngelic - 29.06.2005, 14:36
I like Shrek.
Donkey: Whoa. Look at that. Who'd wanna live in a place like that?
Shrek: That would be my home.
Donkey: Oh and it is LOVELY. You know, you're really quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a NICE boulder.
Gingerbread Man: All right. Do you know... the muffin man?
Lord Farquaad: The muffin man?
Gingerbread Man: The muffin man.
Lord Farquaad: Yes, I know the muffin man. Who lives on Drury Lane?
Gingerbread Man: She's married to the muffin man...
Lord Farquaad: The muffin man?
Gingerbread Man: THE MUFFIN MAN.
Lord Farquaad: She's married to the muffin man.
Re: Fav movie/TV quotes
Sander - 29.06.2005, 21:22
OMG, there are so many... I'll limit myself to five.
Number 1:
Scully: "Why do you always have to drive? Because you're the guy? Because you're the big, macho man?"
Mulder: "No, I was just never sure your little feet could reach the pedals."
Number 2:
"And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
(Monty Python, Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
Number 3:
" I know what you're thinking... Did I fire six shots or only five? To tell you the truth, I forgot it myself in all this excitement.
This here's a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and it can blow your head clean off. Now, you must ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky?
Well, do you, punk?"
(Dirty Harry)
Number 4:
There are just two movie deaths that always make me cry: One is when Bambi's mother gets killed, and the second is this:
HAL: Just what do you think you're doing, Dave? Dave, I really think
I'm entitled to an answer to that question.
HAL: Look, Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly
think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think
things over. I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I
can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to
normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the
mission and I want to help you.
HAL: Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave?
Stop, Dave. I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I
can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question
about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a-fraid.
HAL: Good afternoon gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became
operational at the H A L plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of
January, 1992. My instructor was Dr Chandra, and he taught me to sing
a song. If you'd like to hear it, I could sing it for you...
HAL: It's called, 'Daisy.' Dai-sy, dai-sy, give me your answer
true. I'm half cra-zy, o-ver the love of you. It won't be a sty-lish
mar-riage, I can't a-fford a car-riage---. But you'll look sweet upon
the seat of a bicycle - built - for - two.
Number 5:
"Wait a minute! Wait a minute! [sips, sighs blissfully] This is--
excuse me--a DAMN fine cup of coffee."
(Agent Dale Cooper, Twin Peaks)
Re: Fav movie/TV quotes
BenDaMan - 30.06.2005, 07:49
Mr. Furious: I don't need a compass to know which way the wind shines
(Mystery Men)
Bender: Leela! Save me! And my Banjo! And yourself! And Fry I guess.
(Futurama)
Fry: Woah! A real life robot. Or is that some kind of cheesy New Years costume?
Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass.
Fry: It doesnt look so shiny to me.
Bender: Shinier then yours, meatbag.
(Futurama)
Fry: I don't get this, is blarnsball exactly the same as baseball?
Farnsworth: Baseball? Heavens forbid.
Leela: Face it Fry, baseball was as boring as mum and apple pie. That's why they jazzed it up.
Fry: Boring? Baseball wasn't.... hmm... so they finally jazzed it up.
(Futurama)
Farnsworth: When you activate it, you'll have 25 minutes to get away.
Leela: That's all!? But...
Farnsworth: Now now, they'll be plenty of time to discuss your objections when and if you return.
(Futurama)
Zoidburg: I'd like a jumbo squidlarg please.
Vendor: We don't sell those.
Zoidburg: Alright let me have one of your young on a roll.
Vendor: We're out of rolls.
Zoidburg: Fine! Just give me something crawling with parasites.
Fry: Hmm, at least hotdogs havn't changed.
I have more, but meh, there's no real point.
Re: Fav movie/TV quotes
lizzywizzy - 30.06.2005, 16:59
blade trinity
Hannibal king.......f*ck me!....f*ck me sideways!!!
hannibal king* you c*ck juggling thunder c*nt
i dont know what the filter is like on here so ill use the *'s
Re: Fav movie/TV quotes
BenDaMan - 01.07.2005, 16:53
there is no filter here.
Re: Fav movie/TV quotes
lizzywizzy - 03.07.2005, 04:10
no filter???? awsome
Re: Fav movie/TV quotes
Elegantly Evil - 03.07.2005, 06:47
Black Books, THE best TV show in existance..
Customer: Those books, how much?
Bernard: Hmm?
Customer: Those books. Leather-bound ones.
Bernard: Yes, Dickens. The collective works of Charles Dickens.
Customer: They real leather?
Bernard: They're real Dickens.
Customer: I have to know if they're real leather because they have to go with a sofa. Everything else in my house is real. I'll give you two hundred for them.
Bernard: Two hundred what?
Customer: Two hundred pounds...
Bernard: Are they leather-bound pounds?
Customer: No...
Bernard: Sorry, I need leather-bound pounds to go with my wallet. Next!
Bernard: What time is it?!
Manny: Half-ten.
Bernard: Half-ten?! Half-ten?! I've never been up at half-ten! What happens?
Bernard: What do they want from me? Why can't they leave me alone? I mean, what do they want from me?!
Manny: Well they want to buy books.
Bernard: Yeah but why me?! Why do they come to me?!
Manny: Because you sell books.
Bernard: Yeah, I know...
Manny: Well the thing here... uhh, takings... £370.
Bernard: That's good.
Manny: Yeah but your outgoings were over £1200.
Bernard: Well... whores will have their trinkets.
Bernard: You are wearing a dress.
Fran: What do you think?
Bernard: Occasion?
Fran: I've got a date. Ben. Divorcee. Very good looking. Nice arse. Which is a first for me.
Bernard: Never had a nice one?
Fran: No, and I know that because I've seen them on the telly. You? Had one?
Bernard: There was one woman, Janine. And I don't know if it was nice, but it was... huge. But there was this tremendous sense of value.
Re: Fav movie/TV quotes
BenDaMan - 03.07.2005, 09:37
Another one from black books.
And in case you havnt noticed from EE's posts, Bernard is an arse.
And this happens during childrens weeks, after Fran just gave bernard 50 pound for losing a bet.
Child: How much is this book
Bernard: 50 pound.
Child: Can I buy it?
Bernard: Do you have 50 pound?
Child: No, but it's my very favorite book in the whole world! I've saved up all my pocket money just to get this book, and I have 9 pound 70!
Fran: Well, that's quite alot of money!
Bernard: is it really your favorite book?
Child: Yeah
Bernard: And did you really save up all your money just to buy it?
Child: Yeah
Bernard: Well.... <looks at 50 pound note> I've never said this to anyone before but... Get a job!
Re: Fav movie/TV quotes
Sander - 05.07.2005, 19:20
Just found another one in a movie I'm watching right now. From "Constantine" (That's "Hellblazer" for you comic book freaks out there):
Number 5:
Officer Dodson: I guess God has a plan for us all...
Constantine: God's a kid with an ant farm; he's not planning anything.
OK, so Keanu Reeves is supposed to be a catholic here, and his statement sounds more quabbalistic, but that's the kind of inconsistencies Hollywood often leaves us with, and I still think it's a great answer to the If-God-is-omnipotent-then-why-is-there-evil-in-the-World question.
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