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Qualität des Beitrags: Beteiligte Poster: Elegantly Evil - BenDaMan - ichabod00x - S916Dave - Tiggerbob - ndl Forenurl: Klick aus dem Unterforum: Am I normal? Antworten: 19 Forum gestartet am: Freitag 20.05.2005 Sprache: englisch Link zum Originaltopic: Dear Creepy Uncle Letzte Antwort: vor 18 Jahren, 3 Monaten, 5 Tagen, 9 Stunden, 10 Minuten
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Re: Dear Creepy Uncle
Elegantly Evil - 18.06.2005, 12:06Dear Creepy Uncle
I"m 42, I live with my father, I haven't had sex for *looks around, then whispers* 10 years.... :?
How do I get a life?
Re: Dear Creepy Uncle
BenDaMan - 18.06.2005, 12:34
Have random frequent sex with any and all male friends...
Re: Dear Creepy Uncle
Elegantly Evil - 18.06.2005, 12:48
BenDaMan wrote: Have random frequent sex with any and all male friends...
Nice try :P
Re: Dear Creepy Uncle
BenDaMan - 18.06.2005, 12:49
What... I wasnt trying anything...
Re: Dear Creepy Uncle
Elegantly Evil - 18.06.2005, 13:03
well, I don't have any other male friends :P
Re: Dear Creepy Uncle
BenDaMan - 18.06.2005, 13:05
Oh really? Hmmm.... interesting....
Re: Dear Creepy Uncle
Elegantly Evil - 18.06.2005, 13:12
Acutally I do have other male friends, but they're married..to my female friends...not a good idea :shock:
Re: Dear Creepy Uncle
ichabod00x - 18.06.2005, 13:27
Go out to pubs and stuff.
Did you know that some scientific studies consider you a virgin if you do not have sex for 7 years?
Re: Dear Creepy Uncle
BenDaMan - 18.06.2005, 13:28
I'm not married... Although it probably wouldnt be a good idea either :P
Re: Dear Creepy Uncle
Elegantly Evil - 18.06.2005, 13:39
ichabod00x wrote: Go out to pubs and stuff.
Did you know that some scientific studies consider you a virgin if you do not have sex for 7 years?
I'm not a skank whore, I don't wanna just get laid, a girls gotta have some standards..
besides, the only guys who hit on me in pubs are divorced losers in their 50's :shock:
and yes, I do know that..and if I hadn't known, the cobwebs would give it away..
Re: Dear Creepy Uncle
BenDaMan - 18.06.2005, 13:55
You're almost in your 50's, what are you again? 47?
Re: Dear Creepy Uncle
S916Dave - 18.06.2005, 20:58
benny wants granny sex
Re: Dear Creepy Uncle
Elegantly Evil - 19.06.2005, 01:39
S916Dave wrote: benny wants granny sex
Granny? :o I'm not a fucking granny
Re: Dear Creepy Uncle
BenDaMan - 20.06.2005, 21:47
Elegantly Evil wrote:
Granny? :o I'm not a fucking granny
Exactly, you're just a granny.
Re: Dear Creepy Uncle
ichabod00x - 21.06.2005, 14:59
Yes, if you went to pubs you'd be a fucking granny.
I don't think you're a skank whore if you go meat marketing. Nothing wrong with a one night stand here and there. I'm not saying go to a pub every night and pick up three guys. But you know, go to the same pub, get to know some people, and ride them.
Re: Dear Creepy Uncle
Tiggerbob - 13.01.2006, 09:53
BenDaMan wrote: Elegantly Evil wrote:
Granny? :o I'm not a fucking granny
Exactly, you're just a granny.
Classic stuff right there!
:lol:
Re: Dear Creepy Uncle
ndl - 15.01.2006, 19:39
Well, if you're going to write off any attempt to go find yourself a penis whoring, of course you won't get laid.
Re: Dear Creepy Uncle
Elegantly Evil - 16.01.2006, 06:05
I've decided to become celibate..that sounds better than saying I don't get any :P
Re: Dear Creepy Uncle
ndl - 22.01.2006, 02:33
Ahaha :-P nice strategy.
Although, telling people you're celibate won't help you find some sex anytime soon.
'No, it's Patty who chose a life of celibacy. Selma merely had celibacy thrust upon her.'
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