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Re: Stupid People
d503 - 06.06.2005, 06:03Stupid People
In the hopes to deter stupid people from joining this site I think it is important to let them know they are hated and despised. So here post your rantings on stupid people that you encounter, and lets face it there are lots of them.
Doorman 2 of 3
The Illustrious D503 orders a pair of jeans online. She walks past her doorman, whom she greets, and goes up to her apartment. On the note is a letter from the post office saying you have a package and contact the central post office for details.
The post office is closed by then so I go out for the night, say good bye to my doorman and hop on out to do some shopping post work.
I come home greet my doorman again.
The Next morning I head out early say goodbye to my doorman and head off to the central post office (½ an hour away) I get there and they tell me the package is with my doorman.
I go back home and ask my doorman is their a package for me. Sure is he says.
STUPID MAN. Just cause you are afraid of foreigners doesn’t mean you can hold onto my packages.
Re: Stupid People
BenDaMan - 06.06.2005, 06:23
Oh man, there is nothing, NOTHING worse then stupid people.
My dad's girlfriend would have to be the dumbest person I know. My brother bought a Newton's cradle (You know those things with the five hanging balls, and they show of kinetic energy). Well, the side of the box said "Newton's cradle", and she said, "Wow, thats cool, did Olivia Newton Johns dad make that?". Now she is almost 40, and for those of you who don't know who Olivia Newton John is, she is the chick from 'Grease'.
And it's not just that, thta is just one example, every comedy show that I watch when I'm at dads, at nearly every joke that requires even half a brain, she says 'whats that mean?' or, 'what did he say then'? or, 'I don't get it'.
Bitch, shut the fuck up, just because you're too stupid to use your brain doesnt mean other people around you want to explain every fucking detail to you.
Re: Stupid People
pamplemousse - 06.06.2005, 07:54
They're fun to torture with coherent sentences and strange new concepts.
Re: Stupid People
MissCassCass - 06.06.2005, 08:33
You've never really spoken with a stupid person until you've spoken with someone on 911. :x
I think with about 50% of the population, their IQ immediatly drops several points when they dial the number.
Me: 911, what is your emergency?
Them: Um....is this 911?
Me: 911, what is your emergency?
Them: Yeah, can you give me the number to Dominos?
(Not kidding, that's happened more than once.)
Me: Police Department.
Them: I need the police!
Me: What's going on?
Them: Loud music!
Me: Ok, where at?
Them: In Everman!!
(no shit Sherlock, that's where we both are)
Me: Where in Everman?
Them: On my STREET!
(this is the point they start to get angry)
:roll:
Re: Stupid People
Elegantly Evil - 06.06.2005, 11:04
Customers..bah...they're so stupid...
You ask them if they want gloss or matte paper for their prints, and they ask..
Whats the difference??
Hellooooo..one is fucking shiny, one isn't..gah
Re: Stupid People
ichabod00x - 06.06.2005, 11:33
I was calling a car donation center around here looking to pick up some cheap cars to restore, and this was the conversation:
Hello, I'm calling to inquire about your cars.
Do you mean the ones for driving?
:shock:
Re: Stupid People
Elegantly Evil - 06.06.2005, 12:04
ichabod00x wrote:
Do you mean the ones for driving?
:shock:
You should have told him no, I want to hang it on my wall :shock:
Re: Stupid People
BenDaMan - 06.06.2005, 17:47
Elegantly Evil wrote: You ask them if they want gloss or matte paper for their prints, and they ask..
Whats the difference??
...I asked that... :P
But I can defend people who ask that, people who know shit all about photography don't fecking know was matte is.
Re: Stupid People
d503 - 07.06.2005, 12:12
more stupidity
Afternoon classes started today. I get to work at 9am for my morning classes. Work until 1:30 and then start afternoon classes at 2. I go to pick up the student books before class starts, my boss tells me they haven't ordered them yet.
I ask her, well what do you expect me to do with 3 classes of 8-12, with kids of ages 6-13. She says wing it. Mother fucking hell. We colored....english lessons today consisted of coloring....and now we will have to play catch up when the books finally get here...argh.
Re: Stupid People
ichabod00x - 07.06.2005, 13:03
This isn't a specific story, but I really hate it when you play a board game with someone and have to explain the same rule over and over and over to them no matter how many times you play, each and every time you play. This really pisses me off. After the third time, I'm like, ok you can't play anymore.
Childish I know, but good grief.
Re: Stupid People
jdpd - 07.06.2005, 13:18
d503, when you teach English do you use American spelling or correct spelling?
Re: Stupid People
d503 - 07.06.2005, 15:18
I was hired to teach American English (for some reason koreans like the amglish) So I teach color (etc). I also teach them to say zee, not zed.
We mock those non-amglish speakers
Re: Stupid People
d503 - 07.06.2005, 15:19
Along with people who don't remember rules, I hate people who refuse to believe in "house rules" my god people the instruction pack isn't god.
Re: Stupid People
jdpd - 07.06.2005, 15:31
I play pool quite a lot, we all have different rules or variations of the rules. In my local pub the house rules were decided about 10 years ago & they're the rules we always play. then a stranger comes along with a phrase "that's not how we play it in Cork, like" :roll:
Re: Stupid People
ichabod00x - 08.06.2005, 14:17
That's when you say, this isn't Cork, fool.
Re: Stupid People
jdpd - 08.06.2005, 14:18
it was more like, this isn't Cork, asshole
Re: Stupid People
ichabod00x - 08.06.2005, 14:23
I hate people like that.
Re: Stupid People
BenDaMan - 08.06.2005, 22:24
Ok, here's an example of a dumb person, and it happened just then.
Kris says:
I also need to save if Im going to go to PA for three weeks in october
Ben says:
PA?
Kris says:
Pennsilvania
Kris says:
or more commonly known in the us as PA
Ben says:
Well I'm not in the US, am I
Kris says:
but its still good to be us savy.
Kris says:
we rule the world after all
Ben says:
Yes, this from someone who thought Australia was a small country...
Kris says:
lol
Kris says:
it is small.
Kris says:
lol
Kris says:
the population isnt as great as the us..therefore small.
Ben says:
Um, no, you're an idiot
Ben says:
Japan is small
Kris says:
no...japan is big.
Ben says:
No, you're a douche, japan is small, with high population
Kris says:
the size of a country is measured by the population.
Ben says:
No, it's not
Ben says:
It's population is measured by it's population
Kris says:
land mass means nothing.
<Slap>
Re: Stupid People
ichabod00x - 09.06.2005, 12:54
Sounds like a conflict of interpretation. One side was talking about large as in as a people. The other was talking about size.
Re: Stupid People
jdpd - 09.06.2005, 14:26
you could talk about population density being high or low. In that case the USA is smaller than Ireland since it's population density is 31/km2 & Irelands is 57/km2
Re: Stupid People
d503 - 09.06.2005, 16:20
kilometer...what sort of crap is that...next you will be telling me weight in kilos and all sort of craziness...no i kid, i enjoy the metric world
I am just pointing out that it is usually a stupid idea to argue with people from the US as most of them are stupid, stupid morons, who think that talking loudly is the same as speaking another language.
Re: Stupid People
jdpd - 09.06.2005, 17:22
Well If you want stupid/crazy we're stuck somewhere between metric & imperial.
I weigh myself is stones & travel kilometers :lol:
Re: Stupid People
ndl - 09.06.2005, 19:47
'You should have told him no, I want to hang it on my wall '
There's some rich guy who lives near my grandmother who hung a car on his wall.
Re: Stupid People
ichabod00x - 10.06.2005, 15:18
The american here feels very insulted.
I hate generalisations.
Alright, stupid people contribution of the day: My roommate said she finally found a bf who was worth it yesterday.
Funny thing is, she's dated him about 6 different times over the last eight months, and broken up with him the same number for various other guys.
Re: Stupid People
d503 - 10.06.2005, 15:42
but this time...it's for real...trust her she knows.
Re: Stupid People
ichabod00x - 10.06.2005, 16:11
Yeah, she's the relationship expert.
Re: Stupid People
BenDaMan - 11.06.2005, 21:41
It always seem to be those kind of people that like to give relationship advice.
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