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Re: If my father's dog doesn't stop humping my pillow.
Elegantly Evil - 23.05.2005, 09:25If my father's dog doesn't stop humping my pillow.
I'm gonna cut his fucking dick off..
Why my pillow? why does he even do it? He doesn't hump anything else..and he's been desexed, do I smell that good??
and why don't I learn to shut my bedroom door?
and if I'm that humpable, why can't I get laid??
apart from the fact my father lives with me, that puts a crimp in the social life :? I can just imagine his reaction if I brought a bloke home for a root..
Re: If my father's dog doesn't stop humping my pillow.
MissCassCass - 23.05.2005, 09:39
I have never been able to stand humping dogs.
Especially the ones that grab your leg and hump away.
And even worse are the people who own the dog and think it's funny.
Re: If my father's dog doesn't stop humping my pillow.
pamplemousse - 23.05.2005, 23:17
Castrated dogs hump out of spite.
Re: If my father's dog doesn't stop humping my pillow.
Elegantly Evil - 24.05.2005, 08:28
pamplemousse wrote: Castrated dogs hump out of spite.
Why my pillow though? :x
Re: If my father's dog doesn't stop humping my pillow.
Sander - 24.05.2005, 11:31
Probably pheromones, which can survive long and be very effective on textiles and clothing (which is way pheromone sprays should not be applied to your skin, where they are quickly broken down, but to your clothing, where they might survive even one or two rounds in the washing machine).
Re: If my father's dog doesn't stop humping my pillow.
kshobson - 24.05.2005, 23:54
Ha ha , I don't remember what if feels like to live with my parents HOWEVER
I do remember this time I when I was 10 I stayed at my friends house and was sleeping on her top bunk bed and her dalmation was in heat.. I rolled over and fell off the bed in the middle of the night and before I had time to even realize what was going on I was getting savagely humped by this beast... and for a good 10 minutes I may add because they couldn't get him off me.. I don't think I'll ever forget that either...
Re: If my father's dog doesn't stop humping my pillow.
pamplemousse - 25.05.2005, 00:05
Elegantly Evil wrote: pamplemousse wrote: Castrated dogs hump out of spite.
Why my pillow though? :x
Spite. The dog wants you to know it wants revenge for its lack of balls.
Re: If my father's dog doesn't stop humping my pillow.
BenDaMan - 25.05.2005, 14:57
You could always bring me home for a root, I swear I won't mind.
Re: If my father's dog doesn't stop humping my pillow.
DarkAngelic - 01.07.2005, 18:16
Your pillow must be nice.
You do wash it, right?
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