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Re: Is it OK if my ejaculate doesn’t fly two feet when I come?
Elegantly Evil - 21.05.2005, 14:51Is it OK if my ejaculate doesn’t fly two feet when I come?
Here are some weird questions (and answers) from Maxim Magazine. I thought it might get this forum pumping, if you'll pardon the pun
Is it OK if my ejaculate doesn’t fly two feet when I come? Mine only comes out, like, half an inch in six spurts. Is this normal?
–Squirter McWhorter
Yes and yes.
Why don’t women like anal sex, even though it feels good for guys?
–Doug the Disgruntled
Jam a cucumber up your ass repeatedly and then you tell me.
When a woman has a gap between her legs, does it mean that she’s had way too many sex partners and her nannie is stretched out?
–Ned the Nimrod
No, fool. It actually means she’s got a wide pelvic bone structure.
When I’m in bed with my girlfriend, she never seems to get a tit erection. Is there a way we can make this happen?
–Dan the Disappointed
Turn the air down really low and freeze her out. That ought to perk things up.
Can a girl get pregnant if she swallows cum during oral sex?
–Caleb the Confused
No, not unless she has a uterus for a stomach.
My girl is on the pill so I come inside her during sex. What happens to the sperm?
–Seth the Spewer
Most of it runs down her leg. The ones that make it inside die of disappointment when they find out there’s no egg to fertilize.
Re: Is it OK if my ejaculate doesn’t fly two feet when I come?
mwade123 - 21.05.2005, 14:57
the one about swallowing is way to funny.
what a dumb ass.
Re: Is it OK if my ejaculate doesn’t fly two feet when I come?
marivs - 21.05.2005, 14:58
Is Maxim a serious publication? Are those real questions sent in by real people? :-O
Re: Is it OK if my ejaculate doesn’t fly two feet when I come?
Elegantly Evil - 21.05.2005, 14:59
marivs wrote: Is Maxim a serious publication? Are those real questions sent in by real people? :-O
Yes, and yes :)
Re: Is it OK if my ejaculate doesn’t fly two feet when I come?
mwade123 - 21.05.2005, 15:00
maxim is a big male oriented publication over here in the states.
Re: Is it OK if my ejaculate doesn’t fly two feet when I come?
pamplemousse - 21.05.2005, 19:10
Wow. Maxim readers are morons. :) I'm sure they're asking these things hypothetically... if they had connections with any female they wouldn't be so oblivious.
Re: Is it OK if my ejaculate doesn’t fly two feet when I come?
spaz_17 - 21.05.2005, 19:24
Wow... intelligent questions. I really hope that those were hypothetically asked...if that was worded right.
Re: Is it OK if my ejaculate doesn’t fly two feet when I come?
Sander - 21.05.2005, 19:30
spaz_17 wrote: Wow... intelligent questions. I really hope that those were hypothetically asked...if that was worded right.
I fear not... According to Frank Zappa, stupidity is even more common in the universe than hydrogen :?
Re: Is it OK if my ejaculate doesn’t fly two feet when I come?
weather&noise - 21.05.2005, 19:34Re: Is it OK if my ejaculate doesn’t fly two feet when I com
Elegantly Evil wrote: Turn the air down really low and freeze her out. That ought to perk things up.
aaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!
i love maxim. it cracks me up so. :lol:
plus, you know... there's also the hot chicks. 8) :wink:
Re: Is it OK if my ejaculate doesn’t fly two feet when I come?
spaz_17 - 21.05.2005, 19:34
oh... that's really sad. Especially "When a woman has a gap between her legs, does it mean that she’s had way too many sex partners and her nannie is stretched out?"
Re: Is it OK if my ejaculate doesn’t fly two feet when I come?
pamplemousse - 21.05.2005, 20:54
I always took it to mean she has skinny thighs.
Re: Is it OK if my ejaculate doesn’t fly two feet when I come?
spaz_17 - 21.05.2005, 21:01
Thats how Ive taken it too, pamplemousse. I dont think Ive ever thought maybe it's because she's had sex...
Re: Is it OK if my ejaculate doesn’t fly two feet when I come?
matzieus - 22.05.2005, 03:22Streched out
No, it never is streched out because of sex. Maybe because of children. But then, isn't it more beautiful to see a flower opened up and inviting you to dive in and taste it's secrets?
Re: Is it OK if my ejaculate doesn’t fly two feet when I come?
mwade123 - 22.05.2005, 03:24
hahaha :P
Re: Is it OK if my ejaculate doesn’t fly two feet when I come?
ndl - 22.05.2005, 03:28
'Jam a cucumber up your ass repeatedly and then you tell me.'
Beautious.
Re: Is it OK if my ejaculate doesn’t fly two feet when I come?
BenDaMan - 25.05.2005, 16:13
Jeez, even I knew that crap and I'm still a virgin.
And not ALL females hate anal.
Re: Is it OK if my ejaculate doesn’t fly two feet when I come?
gymmie - 27.05.2005, 02:18
lol....I would simply slap my husband if he blew 2 foot...bleck
Re: Is it OK if my ejaculate doesn’t fly two feet when I come?
spaz_17 - 28.05.2005, 01:15
A girl I know told me she had anal sex and that she was worried she was pregnant... I went along and told her she's more likely to get pregnant from anal sex than vaginal sex and she believed me... I kind of felt bad, but the humor of it covered that up.
Re: Is it OK if my ejaculate doesn’t fly two feet when I come?
mwade123 - 28.05.2005, 01:30
your friend would have had a brown baby.
:)
Re: Is it OK if my ejaculate doesn’t fly two feet when I come?
BenDaMan - 28.05.2005, 09:03
that should be deleted, that wasn't in the attention whoring forum, you arent allowed to post that here because you just said that to increase your post count.
Re: Is it OK if my ejaculate doesn’t fly two feet when I come?
spaz_17 - 28.05.2005, 09:07
My post should be deleted?
Re: Is it OK if my ejaculate doesn’t fly two feet when I come?
BenDaMan - 28.05.2005, 09:09
No, mwades.
Re: Is it OK if my ejaculate doesn’t fly two feet when I come?
pamplemousse - 28.05.2005, 18:22
Oh lighten up, Ben. It was a direct response to something said within the thread. I know you're pissed at me, but no one's being a nazi over posting in general. Calm down, no one's out to getcha.
Re: Is it OK if my ejaculate doesn’t fly two feet when I come?
BenDaMan - 28.05.2005, 20:21
Mine were direct responses in thread too you fucking hypocrite.
Re: Is it OK if my ejaculate doesn’t fly two feet when I come?
pamplemousse - 28.05.2005, 22:55
Did I DO anything with them, Ben? Are they lost? :roll:
Re: Is it OK if my ejaculate doesn’t fly two feet when I come?
Elegantly Evil - 29.05.2005, 04:01
No, you just bitched about them
Re: Is it OK if my ejaculate doesn’t fly two feet when I come?
S916Dave - 29.05.2005, 06:52
Ben, take the fucking cucumber out of your ass for once.
Re: Is it OK if my ejaculate doesn’t fly two feet when I come?
Sander - 29.05.2005, 09:19
Notice how Dave elegantly puts the thread back on track (which was "sex", remember?) by hinting in his usual subtle way that some of us enjoy the occassional cucumber up our bodily orifices :-D
If anyone else is into cucumbers, melons or whatever, this is the place to make a thread about it. Share!
Re: Is it OK if my ejaculate doesn’t fly two feet when I come?
BenDaMan - 29.05.2005, 15:22
Dave, blow me, you fucking wife beater.
Re: Is it OK if my ejaculate doesn’t fly two feet when I come?
pamplemousse - 29.05.2005, 17:43
It's allowed, EE. And I did only once... I don't see why we need to bring this into every thread when it's really only an issue in one.
Re: Is it OK if my ejaculate doesn’t fly two feet when I come?
ichabod00x - 04.06.2005, 11:47
I'm a subscriber to both Maxim and Stuff. Both have really good sex info in them, but Maxim is heavier on it. Stuff used to be better but it's become a fashion magazine for men. I hate that.
But there is the Sex Spy section which usually has some really good bathroom tapes.
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