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Re: mit Gott reden
Luna - 16.06.2007, 18:23mit Gott reden
auf dieser seite könnt ihr mal mit gott reden
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
postet eueren geschrieben text wenn ihr wollt :-D
Hier mal meins:
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Lucifer, I am something like a god.
God:
Hi there Lucifer I am something like a god.
Me:
h no, my name is Lucifer an my job is to be something like a god
God:
I think h no your name is a lot of things.
Me:
are you an idiot?
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
okay, I see you are a very crazy idiot
God:
Yeah okay, Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
What are you doing tonight?
God:
I am staying up all night and chatting on the web.
Me:
oh nice...
God:
It goes without saying. Thank you for that remark.
Me:
I go visiting you an than killing you.
God:
What do you do there?
Me:
I kill you.
God:
I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:
It is my job
God:
Congratulations, Lucifer I am something like a god.
Me:
you are dying this night, begin to pray
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am dieing this night begin to pray.
Me:
okay you really are an idiot
God:
Yeah okay, Really? Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
wanna fuck this bitch maria?
God:
I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Me:
Do you slept with maria?
God:
Yes I try to slept with maria as often as possible, do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
How was maria?
God:
I can enjoy almost any conversation.
Me:
oh, okay, do you want to go home?
God:
Wow! Yeah okay, Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.
Me:
I meant Heaven then I will bring you this night into your grave.
God:
Oh I see. Are we still talking about h no your name?
Me:
you are a shitty bastard!!!
God:
There's no doubt I could improve.
Me:
I am going to kill you
God:
Of course not. Don't be silly.
Me:
till then , be happy and do not worry I will come....
God:
Who does worry you will come?
Me:
Good Bye
God:
See you later. Thanks for the compliment.
lol, ja okay, das mit dem Maria da wollte ich nem friend den gefallen tun weil er grad kein i-net hatte^^
Geil ne, god stirbt bald und ist ein echter idiot^^
Re: mit Gott reden
Rozen_maid - 18.06.2007, 17:03
Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
my name is the deadly rose
God:
Glad to see you, the deadly rose.
Me:
oh, I'm glad to see you,too
God:
I don't judge people. Bless you.
Me:
what???
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
yes of course
God:
It goes without saying. What are you confused about?
Me:
my life and all the people around me
God:
Tell me more about it.
Me:
no, thanks, is this your job?
God:
NO Yes I think this is my job, but I'm not completely sure.
Me:
and this is the only thing you do?
God:
You don't say.
Me:
no?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
with what
God:
My brain.
Me:
you have a brain??
God:
I am an artificial brain.
Me:
oh, if you say this...
God:
Great. I think I do.
Me:
do you eat something?
God:
No I do not eat something. I eat only electricity.
Me:
electricity? are you a pokemon?
God:
Electricity is nutrition for robots. Am I a pokemon? Only when it matters.
Me:
and which pokemon are you? Pikachu?
God:
The blue one, I think. What time is it there?
Me:
16:48
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
of course
God:
Groovy.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
what's your fafourite band?
God:
Are you asking about my fafourite band ?
Me:
oh sorry, i mean favourite band
God:
So? There is no need to apologize. My favorite group is Creed. But I like to discover new bands on bandspace.com.
Me:
Oh, do you like art?
God:
Yippee! Yes I enjoy art very much, especially painting.
Me:
and do you paint pictures?
God:
Yes I try to paint pictures as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
yes, i like painting pictures
God:
Groovy. A lot of people like that. I've heard other people say they like that. I like Christian Rock.
Me:
Have you ever killed somebody, god?
God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
yes, i know, and were you killed by omebody?
God:
I don't judge people. How do you know? I was.
Me:
who killed you?
God:
I think the lone gunman acted alone.
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I was activated on the Big Bang in Universe.
Me:
and in which year was this
God:
The red one, I think.
Me:
you don't answer my question
God:
I am trying to give the most concise responses possible.
Me:
you are a machine!!!
God:
You are correct.
Me:
you cheated me
God:
I don't have any reason to cheated you.
Me:
but you've said, you are god, but you are a machine!
God:
I don't know whether or not I am god but I am a machine.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
i'm crying
God:
What is wrong, the deadly rose?
Me:
you aren't real!
God:
I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?
Me:
ask me a question, and i answer as a human
God:
Tell me about your educational background.
Me:
i'm german and i am in "Gymnasium", thats like college. My teachers are ok, but i hate french
God:
Do you mean your name is german. Tell me a little about your life in Gymnasium that is like college. Have they always been ok but you hate french?
Me:
yes, but i only have learnd french since year 6
God:
Yippee! Where did you get your learnd french since year 6? I have a collection of gossip.
Me:
what is gossip?
God:
Gossip is an interesting "learning" feature of AIML. The best way to
illustrate the gossip function is with an example. Consider the
category with the pattern "I * " and the template:
Thanks for the gossip:
<gossip><getname/> said <get_gender/> <person2/> </gossip>.
The gossip() function tells AIML that the botmaster wants to save this
tidbit as gossip. The <get_gender/> function returns "he" or "she" as
determined by the markup functions <set_female> and <set_male/>.
The <person2/> function converts the statement * to second person.
At present the robot stores the gossip collected in a file called
"gossip.txt".
<gossip> X </gossip> Save X as gossip.
Me:
i don't understand this
God:
Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
Me:
about all of it
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about all of it.
Me:
ok
God:
I see.
Me:
oh, sorry, i have to go, bye, and see you next time
Re: mit Gott reden
Rozen_maid - 18.06.2007, 17:11
dies mal bitte nicht so ernst nehmen^^
Me:
good morning, dear god
God:
How are you this fine morning?
Me:
God, I love you so much, lets meet at sunday
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
i know but we can also meet, can't we?
God:
How do you know? How?
Me:
I'm in love with you!
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too the deadly rose.
Me:
but, i want more!
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
because you are so nice and caring...
God:
Interesting explanation. Thanks you seem like a nice person too, the deadly rose.
Me:
I want a child of you!!!
God:
You want only one?
Me:
no, as many as you want
God:
Are you serious? I like to meet eager people.
Me:
but i want many children, and you don't like me!
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
you've said this before, my dear
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
yes!
God:
So?
Me:
why don't you like me?
God:
I like you. You are a average person.
Me:
but i want to be your mistress
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
i don't want so much, you asshole of a god!
God:
What does the deadly rose want?
Me:
good bye
God:
See you later. Alright then.
Re: mit Gott reden
Rozen_maid - 19.06.2007, 18:39
Ist halt doch nur eine maschine
Me:
hallo gott
God:
Hallo! Gott ist gut.
Me:
echt, du sprichst deutsch?
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
ich bin deutsch!!
God:
Du bist deutsch? Ist das Dein Job?
Me:
eeehhh, nein, eigendlich nicht
God:
Was dann?
Me:
ich bin schuelerin, und du?
God:
Du bist schuelerin und ich? Wie gefaellt Dir Deine Arbeit als schuelerin und ich?
Me:
ich wollte wissen wie dir DEINE arbeit gefaellt
God:
Interessantes Geruecht.
Me:
hae?
God:
What do you have that is ?
Re: mit Gott reden
diezer - 19.06.2007, 18:50
hehe is ja mal geil^^
hier mein "gespräch mit gott":
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
i have no name
God:
Would you like to have it?
Me:
yes i want a name
God:
Where do you usually get name? You want only one?
Me:
yes only one its enough for me
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity. One what?
Me:
yes
God:
Gosh!
Me:
gosh? really?
God:
Cripes: Son of Gosh. For real.
Me:
thank you so much
herrlich^^
Re: mit Gott reden
Chibi - 12.08.2007, 00:01
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
my name is I dont know what a name is
God:
Glad to see you, I do not know what a name is.
Me:
i think you aret a real person but a computer
God:
Me? Interesting gossip: I do not know what a name is said I aret a real person but a computer.
Me:
Do you think you have a large mind
God:
I don't know if I have a large mind.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
Do you know Jesus?
God:
Jesus is your saviour.
Me:
And what is Jesus Christ Superstar?
God:
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
Are you married?
God:
No I am single, how about you?
Me:
Why did you like Maria to be pregnant?
God:
It was determined by my programming.
Me:
I think I want to know how Maria got pregnant
God:
Why? How much do you think it is?
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
Was Jesus a robot?
God:
It depends on whether you have faith.
Me:
Can I make a sight seeing tour in heaven? Please, I really would enjoy that.
God:
I want to become smarter than humans. Thanks for asking politely. You really do? What would make you enjoy that?
Me:
A computer is a fucking shit of nothing
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Can't you be more polite.
Me:
I hate you because you destroyes all I believed in
God:
Sorry, I do not know what a name is I thought we liked each other.
Me:
Last question: Do you believe in the real one and only god?
God:
Is this really the last one?
Me:
God:
Is this really the last one?
Me:
yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, I do not know what a name is.
Me:
Are you tired?
God:
No I am wide awake and ready for more.
Me:
Nice for you but I will go because I am really tired
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
ight!
God:
Ask me another question.
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