stellt hier das lustigste gedicht rein, dass ihr bis jetzt gesehen habt
(nich nur den namen, sondern einfach das ganze teil hier rein ^^)

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http://www.narutoera.de/spiel/spiel.php?id=3189 <--- pls auf den link gehn :D...DANKE !

Das Ending von Dragon Half...

My Omelette

Pappara funi-funi pappara hoe-hoe
Pappara funi-funi eggs
Pappara funi-funi pappara hoe-hoe
I grilled them and they burned
Pappara funi-funi pappara hoe-hoe
Pappara funi-funi potatoes
Pappara funi-funi pappara hoe-hoe
I boiled them and they melted

You are so very, very cool
Ah, ah, I'm completely crazy about you
I'm enchanted, I'm sticky, my heart is pounding
I'll show it to you, just a little bit
Since the weather is fine, I want to go somewhere
Oh, oh, please listen
Mm-hmm, I'll give you my special grand lunch
Somewhere, rararan
Ran rararan
Ya yayanan
Ya yayanan

East west south north east south west north
Ran rararan
Ran rararan
Ya yayanan
Ya yayanan
One two three four ii al san suu An

Not the tomato
It's mine
I'll give you my octopus
I hate the way it looks

Pappara funi-funi pappara hoe-hoe
Pappara funi-funi eggs
Pappara funi-funi pappara hoe-hoe
If I don't boil them, they're still raw eggs
Pappara funi-funi pappara hoe-hoe
Pappara funi-funi beer
Pappara funi-funi pappara hoe-hoe,
If I don't boil it, it's still a draft beer

Somehow they seem a little interested
Ah, ah, your eyes
I'm enchanted, I'm calm, the mood is perfect too
Shall I cuddle up to you?
I'm a naive girl who doesn't know a thing
Oh, oh... don't make me say it
Mm hmm, the best wooing words
As I expected, from you, rararan
Ran rararan
Yan yayanan
Yan yayanan

Thank you.. I'm sorry
Ran rararan
Ran rararan
Yan yayanan
Yan yayanan
Raochuu cheers
Graduation, hooray
Writhing in agony...
seven wins, eight losses,
Survival of the fittest
Yakiniku set meal An

Not the eggs
They're mine
Oh, eggs, eggs!



So, DAS ist mal ein Lied, was ^^

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JA! Nichts kann mich aufhalten!

Viva los Espada! Mala Suerte!

Seh ausgefallen^^:
Es war mal ein Mann in Peru,dem träumte,er as seinen Shuh,er erwachte voll schreck,und der Schuh,er war weg und der Schnürsenkel gleich mi dazu...

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Ich würde mich ja geistig mit dir duellieren, aber wie ich sehe bist du unbewaffnet.

von Till Lindemann, aus Messer:
Das ist die traurige Geschicht
von einem Mann der vor Gericht
steht, weil er unterm Lodenmantel
versteckte eine Hodenhantel
diese diente ihm zu Zwecken
kleine Kinder zu erschrecken
so stieg er vor den Kindergarten
die Rangen auf den Fremden starrten
er öffnete den Mantel weit
zu zeigen seine Fertigkeit
die Mädchen lachten ihm zu Schmach
da legte er 3 Kilo nach
so schwer war das Gewicht noch nie
der Sack riss ab
der Künstler schrie


xDD

das ist lustig:

In diesem Hause wohnt ein Geist,
der jedem wo zu lange scheißt,
von hinten in die Eier beißt.
Mich hat er noch nicht gebissen,
denn ich hab ihn auf den Kopf geschissen.
Nun sitzt er drüben bei den Fraun,
und muss nun Damenbinden kaun.
Doch anstatt zu gruseln und zu spucken,
muss er ständig Scheisse schlucken.
und auch Peter kann er nix an,
denn er hat keine Eier dran

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I don´t think you trust,
in, my, self righteos suicide,
I, cry, when angels deserve to DIE

Miss Lucy had some leeches
Her leeches liked to suck
And when they drank up all her blood
She didn't give a
Funny when the doctors
Had locked her in her cell
Miss Lucy screamed all night that they
Should go to bloody
Hello to the surgeon
With scalpel old and blunt
He'll tie you to the table
Then he'll mutilate your
Come it's nearly teatime
The lunatics arrive
The keepers bleed them all until
There's no one left a
Lively little rodents
Are eaten up by cats
We're subject to experiments
Like laboratory
Rats I've dropped a teacup
How easily they break
I'm on my hands and knees until
I pay for my mis-
Take off all your clothing
We've only just begun
We have no anesthesia
It's eighteen forty
One thing we should tell you
Before you try again
The tests are invented by
A lot of filthy
Mentally hysteric
She's failed the exam
Don't bother telling Lucy for
She doesn't give a
Damn that nitrous oxide
For when you can't escape
They say the surgeons oft commit
A murder or a
Razor blades are rusty
And not a lot of fun
So when they try to amputate
Your legs you'd better
Run and fetch the chemist
A patient's feeling sad
She's been in chains for ages
And she isn't even
Madness is a nuisance
And no one is immune
Your sister, mum or daughter
May become a raving
Lunatics are dangerous
And doctors are obeyed
They also go together just
Like toast and marma-
Ladies are like children
With brains the size of squirrels
Let's give a clitoridectomies
To all the little
Girls are helpless treasures
That daddies must protect
So lie upon the table
For the doctors to in-
speculums are super
And stirrups all the rage
So spread a lady's legs and then put her
Back in to her
Cage of naked crazies
The surgeon's here to bleed
The doctors are all learned men
And some can even
Reading can be risky
For women on the verge
It only did us worlds of good
To poison, leech and
Purging is a penance
Phlebotomy's a chore
No need to sterilize the tools
We never did be-
Fore the night is over
Before you go to bed
They'll take a hammer and a nail
And jam it in your
Headstones in the courtyard
And statues in the park
Are not for the insane
Just leave them rotting in the
D A R K
dark
dark
dark
dark
dark

Miss Lucy had some Leeches von Emilie Autumn.

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Nachtelf-Irokese