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Re: Allons enfants de la patrie...
dom - 30.05.2007, 21:54Allons enfants de la patrie...
... le jour de gloir n'est pas arrivé. (oder so)
Zitat: There was a Frenchman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Provence.
Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark.
Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap.
When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Englishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Frenchman had his hand against his face as if he had been slapped there.
The Frenchman was thinking: 'The English fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead."
Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The French fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Englishman and got slapped for it."
And the Englishman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that French bastard again."
Zitat: France vs. Prussia - Franco-Prussian War 1870 A.D. (William I of Germany kicks the teeth out of Napoleon III - good old Willy proclaims himself emperor of Germany at the Palace of Versailles - can you say bitchslap?) This all started because France opposed the unification of Germany - notice this starts a nasty chain of events that doesn't end till 1945......seems to me we can almost chalk up WWI and II on the dumbass French.
France vs. Germany - WWI 1914-1918 A.D. (Germany beats the hell out of France - without the aid of USA, France would be speaking German. France only won because of Uncle Sam jumped in - then those dumbass sore-winners in France impose an incredibly harsh Treaty of Versailles to 'punish' the Germans. Notice the resulting conditions of this allowed the rise of an unknown Austrian named HITLER.
France vs. Germany - Rise of Hitler 1933-1939 A.D. (Germany bullies France into letting them take more territory - the wussies wouldn't even fight over it - they adopted a policy of 'appeasement' - can you say SCARED?)
France vs. Germany Round II - WWII June 22, 1940 A.D. (France surrenders to Hitler at Compiegne after putting up a fight that made Polish Army look good. Notice Vichy France who quickly jumped ship to be friends with the Germans. And once again without the help of good old Uncle Sam the Atlantic Wall would never have been penetrated - France would either be a part of the 3rd Reich or a satellite country of Communist Russia under Uncle Joe Stalin)
http://www.i-hate-france.com/militaryhistory.html
Zitat: Q. How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
A. Nobody knows. It's never been tried.
France is miserable because it is filled with Frenchmen, and Frenchmen are miserable because they live in France.
We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it.
Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France.
The only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in Canada.
War without France would be like ... uh ... World War II
We can count on the French to be there when they need us.
Zitat: Regel Nr.2:
Es ist falsch, Franzose zu sein!
http://home.datacomm.ch/hintermann/bregeln.html
Re: Allons enfants de la patrie...
Orky - 30.05.2007, 23:17
Du mit deiner Antifrankreichhetze.... :roll:
Re: Allons enfants de la patrie...
dom - 31.05.2007, 14:14
Orky hat folgendes geschrieben: Du mit deiner Antifrankreichhetze.... :roll:
Miesmacher und Stimmungsverderber dürfen gerne nach Frankreich oder Kurdistan auswandern. :roll:
"Der einzige Anlass, bei dem die Franzosen den Gastgeber spielen sollten, ist eine Invasion."
Re: Allons enfants de la patrie...
Don Rafael - 31.05.2007, 16:51
Haaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttttttttttttt die Froschschenkelfresser weg, weg!!!! :twisted:
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