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    Re: BJJ Stereotypen

    Nixon - 15.03.2007, 22:14

    BJJ Stereotypen
    jkdberlin hat folgendes geschrieben:Und wer bist du?

    I found this list of typical characters you can meet in a BJJ class.
    It's pretty funny. It was over at www.graciefighter.com in their forum.

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    The Craftsman- You roll with the guy for 5 minutes and get tapped 5
    times. The guy is good but even he doesn't know exactly what he's
    doing. He just sees something and tries for it because he knows the
    joint doesn't bend that way. You're learning moves together as he taps
    you out.

    Mr. Goodwrench- This guy just tools you. Not for any negative reason,
    but just because he knows his stuff. If you go hard, he taps you for
    being over-aggressive, if you go light he taps you for not pressuring
    and thus giving up position. If you are in between he just controls you
    and sweeps or reverses you at will. When you look at him in disbelief
    he just looks at you like "What... did time run out?"

    The Pretzel- Every move you've ever practiced becomes difficult because
    this guy can get into positions that would make a pretzel cringe.

    The Risk Taker- This guy does such unexpected, often ridiculous stuff
    that ends up working because you weren't expecting a back handspring
    guard pass or head stand to armbar from halfguard, etc.

    The Mailman- This guy takes the same route for 2 years and gets caught
    in the same submissions or set-ups every time. He never changes his
    guard passing routes, and becomes totally predictable.

    "just got back from Rio" guy-
    This guy is good, and since he just spent 6 months training his ass off
    in Rio he is super smooth. But he wants to make his home school into
    the place he trained in Rio. He shakes hands with everyone in the room
    before sitting down to stretch asking "tudo bem?" He answer's his cell
    phone "fala". He speaks in portuguese with the instructor when he talks
    about how to beat someone without wanting them to know it. He counts in
    portuguese. If you want to get on his good side and get him to show you
    some cool **** he learned down south, just ask him about his time in
    Rio, he will be more than happy to tell you about it. Everyone who goes
    to brasil is guilty of this when they get back...

    Pre excuse guy- This guy has to tell you of every ailment, injury,
    pain, he has in his body, to not allow you to attack those areas. "Oh
    dude, my (insert body part) been hurting, so no (insert submission)
    today" Sometimes this guy goes into pre excuse emotional problems he
    has, and how it will affect his training. If he's been really shitty
    on the mat lately, it's because he broke up with his girl, and he'll
    let you know about it, so you understand why he stinks.

    The laugher- This guy rolls with you and is constantly laughing at
    everything to make the roll so friendly that you won't push any
    competition against him, or hurt him in anyway. You're rolling and get
    by the wall, "Hahahaha.... dude we're way too close to the wall, I
    didn't want us to go through the wall....hahahaha...could u imagine,
    kaplosh!! Then we went through the wall and everyone would look and be
    like OH **** THEY WENT THROUGH THE WALL..Hahahaha"

    Your best friend (Talker)- This guy is very similar in his thinking, to
    the laugher. As soon as you start rolling, this guy wants to know what
    you did over the weekend, what you've been up to, how you're great with
    the ladies, and your good at bjj... Again this guy thinks being overly
    friendly prevents competition.

    Drama guy- This guy is somewhat tough, but as you push the rolling,
    sometimes your feet hit his head (incidental), or you go for a cross
    face, and everything you do is a HUGE injury to him. He constantly
    stops training to let you know that your finger almost touched his eye,
    and how he needs a 5 minute timeout, because it left him completely in
    a daze...he's confused at where he's at now. This guy I hate the
    most, because he literally kills training with all the drama he puts
    into every tiny incidental contact.

    Practice hero- This guy stinks, so you roll easy with him, and he's
    convinced he can "come up" in the rankings by tapping you, so he'll go
    wild out and try hit some crazy heel hook in an effort to get noticed
    in the class, and loved by the teacher. He trains balls out with zero
    technique....he wants to be noticed by the entire class

    The Sherdog Guy- This dude never trains but comes in every couple of
    weeks to let you know all the updated info he has on the MMA game, and
    how he knows so much more than you do, about what's going on with
    rival teams in Brazil.

    Dominic's Apprentice - goes to class 4-5 days a week, works his ass
    off. But no matter how hard he tries he just doesn't get any better.
    He'll get caught in the exact same armbar 10 times a roll. He still
    can't defend the triangle choke. And he gets mounted by everyone.

    "Gotta Go" Guy- This guy always "has to go somewhere" at the exact
    moment when class shifts from technique/drills to rolling. "Yeah, I got
    a conference call in two hours..."

    Reformed Gangster (troublemaker)- This guy usually turns out in the
    long run to be the coolest, or the biggest douche bag in the short run.
    This guy covers all forms of troublemakers or gangsters. He's a cholo
    who thinks he's a badass cuz his vario is tough. He's a black guy
    who thinks he's a badass because he's black. He's a white guy who
    thinks he can kick ass because he gets faded on the weekends and starts
    fights with guys at a trashy bar. Each one of these guys comes in with
    a huge chip on their shoulder, and they get HUMBLED so quickly. After
    tapping them 6 ways to Sunday every rolling session, as the months go
    by (if they continue to train), they completely lose their hard
    gangster persona.... its funny to see the transition of some cholos to
    just a tough ass calm dude down the line....

    The "Professor"- Rolls around like any other guy and can have any
    skill-level but when you finally get his back and struggle to choke the
    **** outa him he goes wait, you've got wrong mechanics... wait you
    gotta do like this.. More like that etc. He lets you understand that he
    didn't get caught and he's not about to get the **** choked out of him,
    in fact he's just in the process of showing you how to choke.

    The All Hat No Cattle Guy- Has every PRIDE and UFC on tape, has every
    BJJ book ever published, every BJJ instructional video/DVD ever
    produced, has a wide range of gis to choose from, has at least 10,000
    posts on the UG, can recite the contents of bjj.org from memory, and
    sucks at BJJ; will be awarded a blue belt in about ten years out of
    pity.

    THE GOOD **** GUY- He's similar to the professor, in that he can't
    accept tapping....so if you are transitioning to a triangle choke, and
    he's kind of sunk, but before you fully finish the hold, he'll tap
    and give it to you. This guy always taps on the transition to a move,
    not the move itself, and says "Good **** " like he let u catch
    him....and considering he didn't tap when you completely had the
    choke sunk in, you didn't really beat him.

    The 'Let's Go Light Guy' who then proceeds to decapitate you and tear
    you limb from limp with neck cranks and head squeezes

    The Gasser - Goes all out for 30 secs and blows his wad. Then taps when
    u get a dominant position

    The 'this is my first lesson' guy- which translates to 'this is my
    first lesson here' but I was an NCAA div 1 wrestling champ and trained
    in Brazil for a few years

    The SPY: This guy comes in one day, is very friendly, seems to know a
    lot about BJJ scene and says he's from out of town. He rolls and blends
    in with the students, seems like a very promising prospect for the
    club.
    Result: You never see him again after the first class and months later
    when browsing a competition's website you see the mother****er in their
    seminar photos being one of their "regulars".

    THE FARTING MACHINE GUY - Guy that always farts every single time he
    rolls. Knee on stomach.... FART! Mount.... FART! Try to push out of his
    guard.... FART! Even in north/south.... FART! In your face! FART! FART!
    FART! Nothing like an ass-in-your-face stink sub.

    The Shadow boxer: The guy who has some striking martial art experience
    (usually a TMAer who can't accept the fact that his black belt is being
    rendered useless by these 150-lb. guys who tap him relentlessly) and
    decides to feint it in BJJ class. While rolling, will throw fake shots,
    to simulate a Vale Tudo match. Convinced that a punch will change the
    pace of the match from anywhere, in the clinch, from his guard, while
    mounted by someone much better. Usually, this specimen's actions can be
    halted with a quick leg grab/take down while he is throwing a knee from
    the clinch.

    Takada Guy:
    His one goal is to not tap under any circumstances, considering that
    lasting is almost like winning. This guy mounts no offence at all and
    concentrates exclusively on tucking in all his extremities and
    'nullifying' your game. After a round of wasting your time and his,
    will give you the "you couldn't tap me, so we're about even in skill"
    look and gasp his way to the sidelines to sit the next roll out.

    Or the "one move wonder" guy
    This is the guy who manages to get really good at one
    position/submission and only goes for that one particular move. While
    somewhat impressive in the beginning, this is the eternal blue belt
    that dominates the beginners but never develops the rest of his game.
    Normally seen with a bronze or silver medal at the local tourneys.

    The Former Star guy
    This guy used to be one of the best in the class, able to do anything
    to anyone whenever he wanted. Stops training for a while, comes back
    and gets all disappointed that other people have actually improved and
    gotten better than him since he left. Usually decides to train hard for
    a week or two to regain his position, but gets frustrated quickly when
    he doesn't immediately become godlike. Very often decides to write a
    book about grappling or discuss game plans with others instead of
    actually practicing or rolling.

    The "Getting Serious Again" guy- is my favorite. He has been training
    for as long as you can remember. He comes to class after being out for
    a while and always says the same thing.."Man, I (insert excuse like
    injury, wife or g-friend, kids, work, car trouble, finances), but I'm
    back for good now, you'll see me here everyday!" and then he again
    disappears after like 2 weeks of training. 3 or 4 months down the
    road...repeat above sequence.

    Or, the "Just wanted to let you know I'll be back Tuesday" guy who you
    never ever see but calls you or e-mails you every month to tell you
    he'll be there "Tuesday".

    The Asshole -- First day for any whitebelt, the asshole will try to
    heelhook them, neck crank them, or otherwise grind the **** out of them
    just to feel an ounce of power. Since the asshole won't train with any
    serious challenges, however, the whitebelt will eventually surpass him,
    and the asshole will mysteriously disappear from class.

    The Future Champ -- He is pure Bigger wanna-be cariocha, knows the
    names of every BJJ champ and the latest gossip from the UG. He talks
    about being Mundial champion from whitebelt, yearns to move to Brazil
    to train, is always looking to do another seminar or private with a
    Brazilian, and yet does not attend class regularly, always has an
    injury or excuse when it's time to compete, wants to drill rather than
    spar, and talk rather than drill.

    The De-Man-Izer -- This is the small person (often a girl) who will
    single out the biggest, highest ranking male she can find, then fling
    her tiny body at him and proceed to beat him down and tap him within an
    inch of his life. Often, her victims will lose all testicular
    fortitude, cry, and quit the sport for life...

    The Tough-Ole-Bastid -- This is the guy who started later in life but
    despite his age, he is tougher than 90% of the twenty-something..s
    humble, and scared as **** . This guy will tap you at times, then
    immediately talk about how he sucks, and you're so much better and it
    was pure luck....to get over that initial awkward feeling between you
    two, when you just tapped to him.

    The Take Every Advantage Guy:
    This Guy can always be found taking any advantage he can get while
    rolling. If starting on knees, he'll stand up to get leverage. He'll
    accidentally rip one of your fingers back to break your grip. He'll
    poke you in your butt to get you to stop from going for that leglock.
    When you finally get him in a bad position, he'll ask you stop for a
    minute "because we are too close to the wall," and then he'll want to
    restart back on the knees. This Guy acts this way because he treats
    every training session as the Finals of the Pride Grand Prix.

    THE LAZY POSSUM:
    This guy has some skills but he fights really lazy and defensively most
    of the time and you think you have his number.
    But on occasion when there's an audience or some chick watching he
    decides to bring his A game and you're in a world of surprise, the guy
    suddenly becomes Marcelo Garcia on the mats.

    The Gassing Giant - This guy is an ex-power lifting bouncer type who
    throws you around for 5 minutes, but then winds up on his back and as
    soon as you think to yourself "now it's my turn" he suddenly becomes
    too exhausted to continue and quickly says "let's take a break man".

    "SACK OF KNEE AND ELBOWS" guy
    A squirmy bastard, usually an explosive athlete, you dominate this guy,
    but you feel like someone put you in a sack full of knees and elbows
    and started to shake it violently. After rolling, you are bruised up,
    if not cut.

    THE EX KUNG FU OR AIKIDO GRANDMASTER GUY He always reassures you in the
    fact that he is a blackbelt in some traditional style , as you start to
    roll he grabs you with a death grip from hell and will never pull guard
    , even after two years of training. You pull guard and sweep him with a
    basic butterfly guard because if you pull closed guard he just grabs
    and pinches your arms making it not worth your effort. You pass his
    guard and mount, and even after being told 253 times that you cannot
    wrist lock a guy and throw him off from the bottom mount, he tries it
    again, and you start salivating from his arm being extended as you
    slowly move into the armlock.

    The Judoka Guy:
    Similar to the "name that sub" guy, but this one names the sub in
    Japanese "yep, that's juji-gatame" and every time the instructor shows
    a technique he nods his head and names it in Japanese.

    The NO-RESPONSIBILITY Guy:
    This is the young guy who is maybe 20 yrs. old who lives at home. His
    mom washes his gi, makes him dinner, and all he does is go to 2 college
    classes a day and trains the rest. He is always saying you should come
    down to train Wrestling at another place or Striking at another,
    meanwhile you have a 9 to 5, wife and kids and a mortgage...

    THE LOT SHARK- This guy drives to jiu jitsu, trolls the parking lot to
    make sure none of the guys who hand him his ass's cars are there before
    coming in.

    THE EARLY RETIREMENT GUY- Taps you the one time in his life and then
    retires "one up" for life.

    THE Seagal GRAPPLER- Tries to take you down by tweaking your
    wrist....just cant believe that **** won't work.

    How about the "Street tough" guy- who watched a couple UFC's and
    decides to come down to the gym and "**** people up." This guy
    inevitably picks the weakest looking member of the gym and demands to
    roll with him. Unfortunately for them, the small little guys they pick
    are usually awesome technicians and they destroy the tough guy. I love
    playing along with the student when the tough guy demands to spar him.
    I'll say stuff like "Do you want to roll with this new guy? Are you
    sure? He outweighs you and looks pretty mean. If you're scared or
    nervous it's ok."

    The "Heel Hook Hero"
    This guy has no idea how to pass the guard and he doesn't want to
    learn. All he wants is to fall back and do his best Ken Shamrock
    impression. When he meets someone who won't fall for it he convinces
    himself that he can beat the guy if he just trains a few more leg
    locks.

    The Pressure Pointer:
    Usually a black belt in some other form of martial art who once you
    mount him or working on chocking him, he'll try to do some kind of
    pressure point prior to tapping.

    THE "CHALLENGE THE WEAKEST ANTELOPE IN THE PACK" GUY-This is the guy
    that stands around or stretches when everyone first starts rolling.
    Then when a new white belt takes a break from rolling, he hops on the
    mat and says "hey lets roll a bit". He then proceeds to own the
    fatigued white belt with an assortment of wild crazy subs.

    The natural - some guy, usually young, comes into the gym and at first
    gets beat all over the mat, but slowly and surely every week, he gets
    better. After one week, you can no longer have your way with him. After
    two, you can only catch him with your best moves. After three, you are
    struggling to tap him. One month passes and you are tapping each other.
    Another month and the roles reverse. This is the natural. He will soon
    tap people you've never even gotten close to.

    The FALSE TECHNICIAN -
    Every class this guy's going up to somebody wanting to show them a
    "new move" that he's "invented." If he considers you
    "technical" enough he will let you drill his patented omoplata to
    triangle to armlock to kneebar to toehold combo with him. The major
    problem with this guy is that he can't pull any of these moves off on
    anybody save for the newest guy. The false technician gets owned by
    almost everybody else and burns with hate for those who school him on
    the mat with a simpler but more solid game.

    The HUMAN VICE
    The beginner who plays football or lifts, who's sole form of defense
    and offense is to latch onto your head and squeeze with all their
    strength. Then you simply sit in the dominant position, usually side
    control, until they become exhausted let go and then tap 3 seconds
    later when you go to knee ride or mount

    The Lurker Guy: This is the guy who will sit on the wall and watch you
    train for an hour w/ every upper belt in the class saving his energy.
    Then you lie on the mat exhausted, will come up to say "wanna train?"
    but will never train w/ you when you are fresh.

    How about the SWEAT DRIPPER GUY- some guy, usually late 30's, early
    40's, that sweats buckets that DRIP on your face when he's in your
    guard. You pretty much have to tap as his sweat pours into your eyes,
    mouth, etc.

    Rigormortis guy: His plan is to not let you do anything you want to, by
    grabbing your sleeve, pants or whatever and holding them at arms
    length. He doesn't really care if he gets swept or not - as long as his
    arms remain frozen stiff...he's won!

    A close relative to Rigormotis guy is Parkinson's disease guy: He
    displays the same brilliant strategy as rigarmortis guy, but makes it
    extra special by shaking violently due to muscular fatigue I imagine.

    Commando Guy: Thinks that all forms of underwear obviously restrict his
    game and hence chooses to go without. Nothing like a testicle rubbing
    on your inner thigh to freak you out and let him pass with ease. (Does
    help sharpen your north/south position escapes though.)

    Kaji-Kempo or Japanese Jiu-jitsu guy- Lets you work on your inferior
    BJJ techniques and wants to only work on his BJJ techniques as well,
    but has no problem telling you that if you were "really rolling" he
    would have done a wristlock to escape but he knows his techniques are
    superior so he doesn't need to work on them.

    "You have no time to tap" Guy-The guy that thinks that hurting your
    teammates is a necessity in wrestling and will put his hips into every
    armbar, triangle, choke, heel hook etc. Gives you no time to tap
    whatsoever and pops your elbow until you decide you don't want to
    wrestle with the freak anymore. The guy may even be apologetic
    afterwards but if you feel bad why the **** didn't you give me a second
    to tap???

    Sambo guy- I get this one all the time. People think that because I
    studied under Val Ignatov I have awesome leglocks...Actually most of
    our game was working the top position, getting position, and some cool
    armbars. We have some good leglocks but don't completely dismiss your
    guard game because of it.

    "The wrestler"-NEVER does the takedowns the BJJ instructor shows
    because they are inferior, and even when you are drilling that move
    shows you the "real" way to do it. Always stands up in your guard and
    you always have long grueling matches with him but he never taps you
    out. However, your neck is always sore for the next two days because he
    has such good head control.

    What about "THE INSTRUCTOR"? -- He's the 34 year-old, chubby guy in the
    corner with the knee-braces who never rolls anymore b/c he's recovering
    from a neck injury (for the past year or so). That doesn't prevent him
    from sharing his "encyclopedic" knowledge of grappling with anyone with
    the misfortune to sit within 15 feet of him. He's "best-friends" with
    the instructor. He's been to every UFC, every local seminar in the past
    10 years, and has memorized every instructional video and book
    available, and will tell you about every possible variation, especially
    moves that wouldn't work on a person in a coma.
    Oh, and the Instructor will be getting his purple belt "any day now" --
    "just as soon as my neck's better."

    THE GROANER
    It is the guy who sits down to roll and groans like his body is 100
    years old. He touches every joint and makes facial expressions like he
    is overcoming all odds to roll......then bam, he attacks with a fury on
    unsuspecting guys who feel sorry for him. Then after the roll, he
    staggers off the mat wincing in pain or discomfort, and then repeats
    the steps above on other victims.

    THE PUNY HUMAN GUY
    He doesn't want to use (or you to use) any strength at all (as if Bjorn
    were supposed to develop telekinetic powers).
    Whenever you tap him, he'll look disgruntled because, of course, you
    only got him by using strength.

    The Attention Deficit Disorder GUY
    You think he should be force-fed an overdose of Ritalin before every
    class.
    He's rolling with you, but at the same time he's listening to every
    single conversation happening on the mat, and paying some attention to
    every other fight.
    He'll give advice to the guys rolling near you AS he tries to pass your
    guard, he will laugh at a joke someone made on the other side of the
    mat space when you have him in side control, and he will also interfere
    with someone else's conversation when he is in your guard.
    One sure way to tap him is pointing to the entrance and say something
    like "what's Royce doing in here ?" and then take his back as he begins
    to look around.
    Oh yeah...he's the guy who is always babbling when your instructor is
    showing a technique too...

    The Stinky Guy- We all know one. Take an f'ing shower once in a
    while.

    The Nail Guy- Looks like you just rolled with Freddy Kruger afterwards.


    The Nasty Sweaty Zitty Back Guy- Come on man, keep your shirt on

    1. THE PREPARATION GUY- this guy takes 30 minutes to get ready back
    stage while the class is doing pushups. He tapes every finger and toe
    with damn medical tape for some reason

    2. THE "IM WORKING STANDUP TODAY" GUY

    3. THE HOLDER. Thinks getting you in north. South for 30 minutes=
    success.

    4. The PRE-TAPPER- This guy has such a quick mind that he's able to
    tap 3-4 moves ahead of an actual submission!

    I love the 'positive reinforcement' guy: Taps you 10 times in 6 minutes
    and then goes "man, you're getting a lot better."

    THE CLASS SIZE REGULATOR- every now and then, when the class gets too
    big and the instructor starts making money, the monster comes around
    and injures about 20 dudes- resulting in a much more comfortable
    training environment for all

    "Talker, Texas Ranger" These are the guys who are so afraid of subs
    that they can't rely on tapping but have to verbally submit. But
    instead of yelling "TAP!" or "STOP!" They say non-decisive things like
    "yeah, ok" or "you got it" When someone gets a knee blown out or
    someone gives up a hold thinking you verbally quit because you can't
    just tap the guy's body, that's bullshit.

    The "Spaz": Closely related to "Let's go light" except he doesn't try
    to fool you into thinking he's going light before he goes *****ic. This
    guy usually is medium sized and just goes crazy in every position
    available. If you're on your knees trying to work for position he'll
    often either bum rush you or try the traditional shove, the spaz will
    push as hard as he can from every position and often with much force so
    it's almost a punch, the spaz is also prone to slamming out of
    submissions.

    THE LATECOMER
    This guy shows up to every class exactly when the grueling warm-up is
    over and is always fresher than everybody else come rolling time.

    The Dumb as a Rock Guy:
    This is the one that you try to teach him a technique and he just
    won't get it. After 3 month of drilling upa, he'll say: "ok, what arm
    do I grab again?"

    The Faux Gay Guy -
    He finds it humorous to act gay and scare people on the mat with it. He
    is known to tie his t-shirt under his gi, or challenge other people
    while lisping on the mat. Sometimes he will make sexual gestures while
    rolling while the victim has no clue why the rest of the class is
    laughing. He often requests the instructor to put on 80's new wave when
    he turns on the radio.

    WON'T LET YOU PRACTICE SHIT GUY- This guy is the HANDS DOWN WORST guy
    to practice with. Whenever learning a new technique, or
    sweep...anything, this guy wont let you do the move (during practice
    not rolling). This guy comes in different forms.
    1. He won't let you do the move, because he resists it so much, so
    you're never able to learn the move properly...and you look like an ass
    because everyone else in the room is doing it, but you can't because of
    your "tough as balls" partner. His constant resistance makes you look
    like crap in front of the instructor.

    2. This guy won't let you learn the move properly because he *******
    collapses before you've completed the sweep. This guy is like a loose
    ass piece of paper. You're transitioning for the sweep, before you even
    kick his leg to turn him, you find he's already on his back, and he
    most likely pulled you on top of him to full mount. Yes, this guy makes
    you look great, but in the tournament you get your ass handed to you,
    cuz for some reason, your opponent turns into Douche Bag ..1 who
    resists!!

    Can I Try Something On You? Guy- While rolling, this guy (who has never
    tapped you, and will never tap you) says something along the lines of
    "Hey, can I try something on you real quick? I just want to work out
    the mechanics on something..." He puts you in his rear mount, sinks the
    hooks in, and violently puts you in a choke AT THE EXACT MOMENT THE
    INSTRUCTOR WALKS BY, you tap, and the instructor says to the guy "Very
    good! You're showing much improvement!" and looks at you with a mild
    look of disbelief on his face.

    The WhatChaWeigh guy -
    Whenever he taps to something, he asks what his opponent weighs. If
    it's even 200 grams more than him, he nods as if to suggest that he
    only lost due to weight mismatch. He has probably asked you your weight
    at least once a week for the past year. (Note that when this guy fights
    smaller people, he forgets to ask)

    The BackFromGym guy-
    Seems to only come to class on days he has worked out at the gym. Lets
    you know that he is tired and weak from his work out. Makes sure you
    know exactly how much he benched that day.

    The I Suck guy-
    Any time he gets tapped by someone at the school he starts loudly
    talking about how much he sucks. He keeps repeating this over and over
    until someone notices and reassures him that he's good. If anyone ever
    agrees with him that he really does suck, he sulks and doesn't come
    back to class for about three weeks.


    Grüsse




    THE FARTING MACHINE GUY - Guy that always farts every single time he
    rolls. Knee on stomach.... FART! Mount.... FART! Try to push out of his
    guard.... FART! Even in north/south.... FART! In your face! FART! FART!
    FART! Nothing like an ass-in-your-face stink sub.

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: (so geil)



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