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Re: Ma nid!!!
geilesiech - 26.01.2007, 16:25Ma nid!!!
Ma grad huere nid bügle!!!
I wot hei!!!!
:evil:
Re: Ma nid!!!
fuli sou - 31.01.2007, 11:59
ha, weni das immer würd schribe wes mi akackt...
...de wäri mind 7.8 x ir stung hie ine... :roll: :)
eh ja-viu spass auersiits
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 01.02.2007, 22:54
Nah bi de froh weni us dr lehr bi isch ja d höu.
Re: Ma nid!!!
bitterSweet - 02.02.2007, 17:00
hei das fingeni de schön bini nid di einzigi wo d'mens het!
wünsche es schöns weekend, mache jetz fürabe...
Re: Ma nid!!!
geilesiech - 02.02.2007, 17:07
Fürabe isch ersch erloubt wenn ig ou ha!!!! :evil:
i wot heeeeiiiiiiii!!!!!! :cry:
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 05.02.2007, 09:11
wääää i wot garnid wüsse wär wenn wo useblüetet u wiso. ussert es ischdr chrigu wo usem anus blüetet de muesis gse ha.
Re: Ma nid!!!
geilesiech - 21.02.2007, 15:52
übrigens, dr Knuffi het sech d Bänder grisse!!! :D
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 26.02.2007, 09:11
ah man es isch mänti morge... bruchts no witeri wörter??
ga gloub mau ga luege was uf freeonlinegames so passeiert für di nächste 4 stund.
Re: Ma nid!!!
fuli sou - 26.02.2007, 10:45
jo, tuesch de no es paar cooli games poste we welchi fingsch!
viu spass, spasti
Re: Ma nid!!!
geilesiech - 19.03.2007, 09:53
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Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 19.03.2007, 10:29
du seisches. ha j awou dr aschiss!!! huere zigünerbüro geit mer ufe sack!!
Vorauem hani bis ändi Lehr no 55 Wuche im Büro und 11 Wuche ir Schu.
Wenigstens no 11 Wuche Ferie d.h. numeno 44 Wuche im Büro u när chöi si mi aui chrützwiis di versager.
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 19.03.2007, 10:32
ps: si rund no 8'000 Stund aso i fa scho mau a rückwärtszeue
Re: Ma nid!!!
geilesiech - 19.03.2007, 12:10
8 0 0 0 :shock:
Re: Ma nid!!!
geilesiech - 19.03.2007, 12:34
zum Thema:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJEY-OtOpbw
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 19.03.2007, 15:12
oder:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gUc2pf-ws4&mode=related&search=
Re: Ma nid!!!
fuli sou - 20.03.2007, 09:11schnee
woni das hüt morge ha gse, hani ou gad es luuts UH-OH müesse la fahre....
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 30.04.2007, 10:29
naaaaaah jede afang vor wuche ich wi dr afang vode sibe plage!!
Re: Ma nid!!!
geilesiech - 02.05.2007, 10:46
vori bini wider mau igschlaffe, bi huere erchlüpft wo dr cheffe junior hingermer isch düregloffe...
ize schlaft mer no fasch z gsicht i! :|
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 31.05.2007, 09:42
nah hei di angere 2 versager ferie?
es isch so öööööde. u bügle mani o nid.
dr troscht isch: 5 wuche schaffe när 3 wuche ferie när 5 wuche schafe när widermau 3 wuche schu de wider 3 wche schafffe när 3 wche ferie u aschliessend 2 wuche schu u när isch dezämber. huii
Re: Ma nid!!!
_-Betty Boop-_ - 31.05.2007, 10:34
man dir isch äuä wük längwilig!!!
we du dir so öppis chasch merke....
und mi schissts so huere a!!!!!
dr ganz summer isch am arsch!! auso fasch dr ganz...!! :evil: :evil:
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 31.05.2007, 10:48
u wiso? nume wöu mir iz längwilig isch?
naja mi summer wird o ni dso toll wöui ke money ha aber ja dr herbscht wird relativ party
Re: Ma nid!!!
geilesiech - 31.05.2007, 14:19
nüt ferie, bi ir ushebig gsi :evil:
fazit: aues si arschlöcher!
u i ma ou nid, i wot hei, ha vorussichtlech ke ferie, dr nächst block isch zwit wäg und i hasse gürteltier!!!
Re: Ma nid!!!
_-Betty Boop-_ - 31.05.2007, 14:23
naja mi summer isch einersitz am arsch wüu i unger anderem ke gäut ha...
aber vorauem wüu i die nächste 6 Wuche so ne blödi schine darf trage!!!
und das nume wäg em turne am friti!!!!!! SÄCHS WUCHE LANG!!!!
das isch dr haub summer!!! es schisst mi huere a!!!!!!!!
:evil:
ha ha ushebig... das würd mi a schisse!! :twisted: :twisted:
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 31.05.2007, 15:59
ja chrigu was bisch? panzergreni? =D afghan? latrinewüscher?
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 12.06.2007, 16:10
chlini chind sowie schoggistückli wo uf mim shirt schmiuze gömer eifach dermasse ufe sack.
derfür het dank mir e ameisekolonie ihre wäg zu mim pc gschafft u ds ungerhautet mi sehr da i immer mitemne stift cha terminator spile.
beschissni ambeesi. säuber tschuude wenn si zu 100 da düreloufe.
Re: Ma nid!!!
geilesiech - 12.06.2007, 16:44
i mire bude beschimpfe sisech wider mau gägesitig, isch rächt ungerhautsam und verbesserät z gmüet :D
Re: Ma nid!!!
geilesiech - 14.06.2007, 13:32
boae, schissts mi ize grad a! wenns öpis git woni iz nid ma ha, de ischs schaffe... :?
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 14.06.2007, 14:34
u es isch viu z heiss...d ritze isch viu z tropisch für mi gschmack!!
Re: Ma nid!!!
geilesiech - 14.06.2007, 14:38
dr troperwaud drinne verdichtetsech, d böim vö a asech z zerrä usech gägesitig uszrisse u biudesech zu riesige houzballene (Fachausdruck: Arschzottle), müehsam....
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 14.06.2007, 14:45
zum glück hani mi zottusträhl derbi.
nah mit chli bier wäre iz aui problem glöst aber NEI! weles arschloch het eigetlech gseit me darf nid bsoffe bügle u mues chleider anne ha?
Re: Ma nid!!!
geilesiech - 14.06.2007, 14:48
und asprächbar si?!?
Re: Ma nid!!!
fuli sou - 14.06.2007, 16:14
und schaffe.. unger söttigi umständ..
Re: Ma nid!!!
geilesiech - 14.06.2007, 16:50
nid zuemuetbar, sägi nume..............
Re: Ma nid!!!
geilesiech - 15.06.2007, 16:25
Wo cheffe vori het gseh dasi no huere nid wit bi, heter imene huuuuere müesame ton gfunge "aha, du duesch äue gärn sochli linieli umenangschiebe!".
I hätti am liebste gseit " Neeeiiii! es kackt mi huuuuere a! u iz verpiss di!!!!".......
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 18.06.2007, 08:47
uah mänti morge... i bi für d 2tagewuche! de chönti mi iz schowide ufs weekend fröie aber im momänt isch ds wucheändi sone dunkle schatte am horizont, nid erkennbar us dere distanz. wenn wenigstens irgend e geili mitarbeitein hie würd bügle gopf!
Re: Ma nid!!!
geilesiech - 18.06.2007, 11:18
boooooaaaaaeeeeee, weme schaffet geit d zit huereschnäu verbie :shock:
Was isch aber weme ni ma schaffe?!? schisst mi nämlech a!
Re: Ma nid!!!
fuli sou - 18.06.2007, 15:29
was du hesch gschaffet?? la das gfälligscht de anger si!!
Re: Ma nid!!!
geilesiech - 28.06.2007, 14:10
hmmmm, wiso hani äch e Taschtaturabdruck uf dr backe? :shock:
Re: Ma nid!!!
_-Betty Boop-_ - 28.06.2007, 14:34
hmmm...
intressanti frag! :D
Re: Ma nid!!!
fuli sou - 03.07.2007, 13:54
hey. was isch eigentlech weme nid ma?!?! :shock:
Re: Ma nid!!!
geilesiech - 03.07.2007, 14:24
i weises o nid, suech scho mehreri monet im internat nachere lösig, ha aber geng no nüt gfunge.....
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 20.08.2007, 08:28
was für nach sumiswaud het me so abartig lang? ds hauti doch im chopf nid us!! i ha öpe 1.5std. di huere jüdische tanzbäre
Re: Ma nid!!!
_-Betty Boop-_ - 20.08.2007, 08:51
angeri frag?? wo ligt sumiswaud?? und was suesch du dert??
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 20.08.2007, 08:58
irgendwo im ämmitau
ja di huere jüdeschi ushebig isch dert u i mues am 8i am morge dert si...MAN ds heisst hie ufe 6.30 zug.
oh sehr amüsant i ha ja da eignigstescht gha am samschti im änglisch u franz. si heimer beidne orte so 9.Klass tests gä u im änglisch hani praktisch ke fähler gha när heisimer e schwerere gä u när nomau e schwerere bisi bim first bi acho :) isch zwar immer no nid höch aber für itritt i d bm söts ja wou länge.
Re: Ma nid!!!
_-Betty Boop-_ - 20.08.2007, 10:08
ha ha ha! tja... isch haut päch gsi... :D
ah ja?? isch ja henne guet!!
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 20.08.2007, 10:37
ay im franz gsets de gd chli angers us
Re: Ma nid!!!
_-Betty Boop-_ - 20.08.2007, 10:39
wie viu hesch de müesse mache?? und wie viu muesch bestah??
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 20.08.2007, 11:18
bö vo 100 frage irgendwie 90 richtig beantworte dasde ufne schwereri stuefe chunsch. aber ich nume e istuefigstest für nachhiufestunde dasi när a bm test cha ga.
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 03.01.2008, 09:28
ufenes witers nöis semester... kackt ah aber wenigschtens isches ds letschte semester.
wi wit siter bir VA??
mir hei afe dr grobplan u ds mindmap u i ha fängs 3 site gschribe.
Re: Ma nid!!!
_-Betty Boop-_ - 07.01.2008, 18:16
auso mir hei ou dr mindmap und der grobplan..
und i ha afa viu ds viu gläsä!! mir lirrets im chopf!!
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 08.01.2008, 17:31
drum lisi nüt u schribe aues ab.
gset dirs äng mit dr ehrlechkeit?
juhu mir chöi wahrschinlech mit em playmate "juni07" abmache für ne "umfrag"
Re: Ma nid!!!
_-Betty Boop-_ - 13.01.2008, 18:58
wieso wäg der ehrlichkeit?
erfindisch chli züg oder was??
aha... ja de wünschi scho mau viu vergnüege...
hey e frag... wenn muesme am disti ir schueu si???
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 14.01.2008, 09:00
haubi nüni.
nei i erfinde nid züg oder ämu nid essenziels. aber i schribe aus vo angerne lüt ab wo ds thema scho vor mir hei gha. i ma doch da nid ds rad nöi erfinde
Re: Ma nid!!!
_-Betty Boop-_ - 14.01.2008, 21:11
nei i ig ämu ou nid!! auso i schribe ämu ou viu zügs ab... und due villech no es wörtli oder zwöi ändere...!!
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 15.01.2008, 15:21
ahja und im skizzierkurs muesch de so e doku zämesteu vo de letschte paar arbeite. so wi letschtjahr.
und die vom 1. jahr gömer ja wou ghörig ufe sack di fötzle
Re: Ma nid!!!
_-Betty Boop-_ - 15.01.2008, 15:47
was wiso de scho wider???
i ha ämu nid so viu nöii!!
wiso was hei si de das mau bote??
hey soooo ds geil!!! i ha es 5.1 im WPF...!! auso im zügnis de ou es 5.0!!
i bi soo froh!! ha dänkt es chönnt de chli kanp wärde....
mi nimmt de huere wunger was d brige gmacht het!!
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 15.01.2008, 17:03
aso wenn di hässlechi brige besser isch aus i ... guet mis isch o nid gd dr letscht schrei gsi aber immerno besser aus ihres di huere kopiererin.
Re: Ma nid!!!
_-Betty Boop-_ - 15.01.2008, 17:13
i ha dis ämu guet gfunde!! und i bi erlichgseit chli sprachlos gsi wäg dim 4.8 wüu i ha erwartet du sigsch glich wi reto und ig ir note!!!
nei hei we die besser isch aus du!! oder am ändi aus i de gits toti mönsche!!
d überschrift chönnt de lute: verrückte im vollsuff tobte in Prag eine Tote!!
oder so ähnlich!!
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 15.01.2008, 17:39
oder: jugendliche von 35 afroamerikanern in prag missbraucht.
Re: Ma nid!!!
_-Betty Boop-_ - 15.01.2008, 17:41
okeeeeyyy.... chli markaber!!
aber ou e variante!!
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 15.01.2008, 18:04
stimmt sägemer gschider chinese oder japaner...
Re: Ma nid!!!
_-Betty Boop-_ - 15.01.2008, 20:04
jep!! viu besser!! :D
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 16.01.2008, 09:40
hihi bi üs isch hüt mi nachfouger vom büro.
bini omau sones chind gsi? isch ja nid zum ushaute. chönt schreie wine waud vou affe vor fröid.
u gester hani es rudel neger gse he! i ha gd umgehend am wiudhüeter aglüte.
Re: Ma nid!!!
_-Betty Boop-_ - 16.01.2008, 12:10
wieso ischer so es chind??
was macht de dä bi öich??
das hesch du guet gmacht!! die müesse sofort wider zrügg i ihres wildgehege.... :D
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 16.01.2008, 12:42
ja dä macht no e schnuppertag bevor di armi sou ungerschribt.
hihi är het e fluumbart....Ä FLUUMBART!!! är isch massig dr landboy u chunnt da irgendwo vo som ne hügu obe abe für is büro. jaja ds wird luschtig.
Re: Ma nid!!!
geilesiech - 16.01.2008, 14:01
oder: Messermassaker! Glühbirne geht der Saft aus!
Re: Ma nid!!!
_-Betty Boop-_ - 16.01.2008, 16:25
sevu due doch nid so!!! jedä faht mau chli a!!!
chrigu... glühbrine... :D het huere stiu!! i hoffe nume das si nie uf d idee chunnt mau chli hie inne cho ds läse!! :roll:
Re: Ma nid!!!
geilesiech - 16.01.2008, 17:05
ke panik, haso vori grad kickt! :wink:
aber nume us versehä......höhö
Re: Ma nid!!!
_-Betty Boop-_ - 17.01.2008, 21:53
us versehe..... wärs gloubt...
aber cha me nid ou eifach so ga läse?? ha no nie probiert!
Re: Ma nid!!!
geilesiech - 18.01.2008, 00:35
booooooooeeee mschiessst
ds mi a morn gaz bügle! wemär i füf minute
uf de post niemr hert e antwort gä, de betrinikimi ize no gottlos u chume morn nid wöusmi nämlech aschiesdt ! huere nazis überauo!!$ :evil:
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 18.01.2008, 09:04
USA! USA! USA!
ja was de isch d 25 watt bire nümme hie im forum? vou sexuell de chame ja ize abläschtere bis eim d ohre waggele
Re: Ma nid!!!
geilesiech - 18.01.2008, 10:19
so z säge.....
los mir sueche e luschtige spizname fürse, wie evil monkey!
PS. de bitrag da obe isch NID vo mir!
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 18.01.2008, 12:10
glüibire fingi scho rächt schnittig muesi säge =) es trifft durch u durch zue.
evil monkey...si isch zwar blöd wi eine aber nid so bös.
hey chrigu choufemer üs es shirt mitm ufdruck: no fat chicks u gö so ines abspäckcamp?
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 21.01.2008, 10:13
wiso lütet mi chef am 9.05 a u seit är sig i 2 minute im büro? wiso lüteter nid am 8.00 a u seit är chöm de speter? wener mir seit är chöm i 2 minute de nützt mir ds härzlech weni...nei mängisch mueschder würklech a chopf länge.
Re: Ma nid!!!
_-Betty Boop-_ - 21.01.2008, 14:34
ja so hesch wehnigstens no aues chönne zue due wo de nid hätsch söue offe ha!!
aber es isch ja bekannt das di chef chli e holi bire isch!!!
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 21.01.2008, 14:45
juhu derfür hani ize gd dr ganz simpsons movie uf youtube gluegt. zum glück isch dr ganz nami niemer im büro =)
Re: Ma nid!!!
_-Betty Boop-_ - 21.01.2008, 15:43
i wünscht i chönnt das ou sägä... :evil:
mann i na huere nid bügle...!!
spider pic spider pic... er isch so lustig!!
Re: Ma nid!!!
_-Betty Boop-_ - 22.01.2008, 15:04
mir isch längwilig!!!! und es schisst mi huere a!!!!! i wott hei!!! :evil: :evil:
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 22.01.2008, 16:33
u i wot das summer isch undd d lehr fedisch isch.
juhu i chönnt ds biu tatsächlech prüefigsfrei id bms. vou agseit. aber i versueche mis glück glich no ds bärn. ma nid so wit reise
Re: Ma nid!!!
_-Betty Boop-_ - 22.01.2008, 18:58
ha dirs ja geit!!
ja a dire steu würdis ou probiere!!!
iz wod ja scho so huere viu glehrt hesch!!
Re: Ma nid!!!
geilesiech - 23.01.2008, 09:36
i würd nid! spetischtens mit 25gi stirbsch eh are auk vergiftig....
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 23.01.2008, 10:01
hmm...das het öpis wahrs...einersits verplämppereni zit woni zum suufe chönnt bruche angerersits wäri dr erscht junky uf dr strass wo e aständegi usbiudig het.
Re: Ma nid!!!
_-Betty Boop-_ - 24.01.2008, 09:53
wieso de am 25igste??
was isch de den?
ja aber so viu zit isches jetzt de glich ou nümm!!
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 24.01.2008, 09:57
jaja
Re: Ma nid!!!
geilesiech - 24.01.2008, 14:21
_-Betty Boop-_ hat folgendes geschrieben: wieso de am 25igste??
was isch de den?
ja aber so viu zit isches jetzt de glich ou nümm!!
auso veronique.......
ds er wird stärbe isch nume e chline joke (witz) vo mire site gsi. d zau 25 isch nume sone zuefauszau wie 7, 53 und 74 und het nume weni mit sim todesjahr ztüe..... aber da 25 am gneuste a lutz sim auter würdi entspräche, hani das risiko uf mi gno u steihert 25 häregschribe.
I cha wedär ereignis vorussäge no chani irgendöperem e deftige Tripper profezeie (ok, vilech am wirz), aso muesmes fasch e gwagti thesä nennä, wo aber nume weni mit der realität ztüe het.
@lutz, muesch auso kei angscht ha, du wirsch no lang läbe, wenn nid vomne bös überfahre wirsch.....
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 24.01.2008, 15:12
oder vom ne flug-anke usgsugt
Re: Ma nid!!!
_-Betty Boop-_ - 24.01.2008, 15:56
ja sorry oder!!!
weisch ha gse das der 25igst e friti isch und es het ja mau gheisse es
gäb im casa de lutz no e home-party... oder isch das nümm aktuell??
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 24.01.2008, 16:22
mit 25gi. heter gemint nid am 25zigschte :D
öhh...bö ke ahnig. mir isches glich.
Re: Ma nid!!!
_-Betty Boop-_ - 24.01.2008, 16:27
ja das hani iz ou gmerkt!!!
ha da i dämfau chli öppis miss verstande!!
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 24.01.2008, 16:29
hey vero weisch was e "flug-anke" isch? i has am mittag scho am chrigu verzeut. aber chunsch druf wases isch? (chline tipp: änglisch)
i bi fasch abe wonis ha usegfunge.
Re: Ma nid!!!
_-Betty Boop-_ - 24.01.2008, 16:32
nei kei ahnig!!!
weisch du derfür no wie das ds plusquamperfekt isch gange??
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 24.01.2008, 16:37
plusquanperfekt= je+imparfait+passe composé
par exemple: j' avait mangé une banane
ä flug-anke isch e schmätterling wöus ja im änglische butterfly heisst
Re: Ma nid!!!
_-Betty Boop-_ - 24.01.2008, 16:41
nei häts gester im dütsch testli da söue übersetzte aber ha kei ahnig me gha wime das zämä setzt!!
und es isch dütsch nid franz!!
ohh e schmätterling!! isch ja huere härzig!! aber na ja flug-anke das isch nümm so härzig
und es dönt nid grad so villilgran wie schmätterling !!!!!
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 24.01.2008, 16:42
ou hoppla hesch du im dütsch gmeint?
da wärs eigetlech genau glich aso: ich hatte eine banane gegessen.
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 24.01.2008, 16:44
o doch. wede seich e fluganke de zucke au gd zäme ämu wede möögisch.
wi heisst di erschti vergangeheitsform im dütsch? ahja präteritum. hesch gwüsst dases di zitform im bärndütsche nid git?
Re: Ma nid!!!
geilesiech - 24.01.2008, 17:53
was nid härzig?!?
gägne fluganke isch dr knut es hässlechs stück houz!
i wirde gloub mau flugankezüchter!
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 24.01.2008, 18:26
je de chasch när o so tuntig über d wise gumpe mitemne netzli und se ga ifa.
(um ne när es stachuhausband azlege)
Re: Ma nid!!!
_-Betty Boop-_ - 25.01.2008, 09:06
ja ich mir dr chrigu grad vorsteue!! hopp und hopp....
:lol:
und nei i ha nid gwüsst das es im bärndütsch die vergangeheits vorn nid git!!
aber wieso eigentlich nid??
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 25.01.2008, 10:38
iiiiiiiihihi so es geils biud!
ja ke ahnig wiso dases die nid git. ds hani mi äbe oscho gfragt. aber wede se awändisch de tönsch wine haubdebile. präteritum vo: i isse = i gässe hihi
Re: Ma nid!!!
_-Betty Boop-_ - 25.01.2008, 11:06
i finges so edu das biud!! und es het henne ähnlichkeit mit em chrigu!! :D
ja okey i gässe dönt so zimlich verschisse!!
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 25.01.2008, 11:19
What a woman says:
This place is a mess! C'mon! You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes
to wear if we don't do laundry right now!
What a man hears:
blah,blah,blah,blah, C'MON
blah,blah,blah,blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah,blah,blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah,blah,blah,blah, NO CLOTHES
blah,blah,blah,blah, RIGHT NOW
Re: Ma nid!!!
_-Betty Boop-_ - 25.01.2008, 11:25
:D
Dä fingi huere ds geil!!!
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 25.01.2008, 11:58
dr witz a dere sach isch ja das d brüscht dr ma im ungerbewusstsi tatsächle a arsch erinnere. aso dr usschnitt söu usgse wines arsch u das isch ds wo d männer erotisch finge. het e studie vore uni in dütschland usegfunge =) sehr witzig
Re: Ma nid!!!
_-Betty Boop-_ - 25.01.2008, 12:36
im ärnscht jetzt???
okey....
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 28.01.2008, 09:15
och nöö i ma ja wou dermasse nid.
nach däm schöne sunneufgang ide bärge chönti schowider pääge wöui mi ufrege =D
hey chömeter vora bir sva? i ha irgendwie e stou u chume garnümme witer. i ha gester knapp mau e site gschafft i öpe 2 stund.
Re: Ma nid!!!
_-Betty Boop-_ - 28.01.2008, 09:19
ig mau ou huere nid!!! ha so der aschiss nach däm schöne weekend!!!
mir geitz im fau glich!! bi öppe 2std dranne gsi und ha e knappi site!! isch irgendwie huere schreg gsi!!
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 01.04.2008, 15:39
21 Tage = SVA Vortrag
64 Tage = LAP ABU
78 Tage = LAP
16920 Tage = Meine Rente
108090000 Tage = neue Eiszeit
da gits e zämehang....jedi zahl ergit 0 weme se mit sich säuber subtrahiert...
i sägenech das isch ke zuefau!
Re: Ma nid!!!
_-Betty Boop-_ - 01.04.2008, 16:50
hesch du das iz ärnschthaft müesse usrächne!!!
het das müesse si???
das hätsch gschider lasi!!! bi süsch scho mit mine närve völlig am
ändi!!!
Re: Ma nid!!!
geilesiech - 02.04.2008, 10:47
pha, no 77 täg! aues angere interessiert mi nid! längt no huere guet! hät eigentlech wöue afa lehrä, aber de wäri no viu z früe!!!
Re: Ma nid!!!
_-Betty Boop-_ - 02.04.2008, 14:15
zfüeh??
i bi ämu scho am lehre....
hey heiter öi präsentation scho??
Re: Ma nid!!!
geilesiech - 02.04.2008, 14:20
has doch gwüsst, du hesch aso glich gwüssi neigige zur musterschüelerin:wink:
ne, dir? längt no guet! :D
wi isch das eigentlech mit role gschänk? hät drum none idee gha....
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 02.04.2008, 15:24
i ha weder glehrt no öpis für d präsentation. aber derfür bini ir BM prüfig bim ne boge vom 2006 mitemne 4.5 dürecho iz müessts ar richtige prüefig nume ono so guet si. du bisch scho dinne chrigu odr?
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 02.04.2008, 15:49
cha mir öper die ufgab erkläre?
Kugelrunde Pralinen von 24mm Durchmesser haben ein Volumen von 7.24cm3.
Bei einem Auftrag sollen möglichst viele Pralinen in einen Glasquader gefüllt werden. Die Innenmasse des Quaders sind L=7.2dm B=2.4dm H=384mm
nach dem Einfüllen wird ein Deckel auf den Quader gelegt.
Re: Ma nid!!!
geilesiech - 02.04.2008, 16:27
jo, hami scho agmäudet......
öpe zersch usrächne wiviu dases si u när wiviu das effektiv platz hei.....
nid gneuer beschribe?! bekakt!!!
und wiso verschidnigi massiheite??? eine am heum?!
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 02.04.2008, 17:23
1. i ha d ufgab nid gmacht.
2. ja bekackt!
3. vou d kacke es geit äbe nid mit der lösig wöus chugle si u somit nid ufenang obe stö sonern es git zwüscherüüm wo d chugeli obedranne dri gö aso isches no viu müehsamer!
Re: Ma nid!!!
geilesiech - 03.04.2008, 10:00
darfschse mixe u is schachteli dripampe?
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 03.04.2008, 10:03
das hanimer äbo o däicht. i meine es isch e glasschachtle u es isch sicher heiss i dere konditorei u de schwiuze die u de hei ganz viu drinne platz. u när muesch no die abzieh wo dr konditor schnouset dä lümmel!
p.s. mach e facebook acount
Re: Ma nid!!!
_-Betty Boop-_ - 03.04.2008, 10:19
ja cha scho si dasi setigi neigige ha chrigu... aber i ha iz scho panki vor dere LAP und drum lieber rächtzitig afa dasi cha sägä i has ämu
probiert...
und sevu... muesch da de nid die pranline sozägä ines "schächteli" verpacke... auso ds volume vor praline inkl. die 4 hourüm rächne...
und när muesch es ja nume no durch ds gsamte volume
wod vom glasbehäutnis hesch und das isch ja de d azau vo
de praline...
oder hani da öppis faudsch verstande..??
Re: Ma nid!!!
geilesiech - 03.04.2008, 11:19
gits dert öpis gratis? facebook fingi echli gay, bi scho bi gnue so kack registriert......
Re: Ma nid!!!
_-Betty Boop-_ - 04.04.2008, 07:51
hey übrigens ha de d offerte
vom metaubouer...
die grossi chostet 220.-
und di chlini 180.-
isch nid mau so tür!!
was hätsch de du no für ne idee gha chrigu??
Re: Ma nid!!!
geilesiech - 04.04.2008, 08:27
e edli, wird aber äue echli türer......
dr stefu häts mau ufzeichnet, fragene mau när chanis hie poste!
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 04.04.2008, 10:21
oder mir schänke ihm es chuck norris warngrät
Re: Ma nid!!!
_-Betty Boop-_ - 04.04.2008, 10:45
oder so es poster....
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 04.04.2008, 12:56
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris doesnt consider it sex if the woman lives
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck Norris does not procreate, he breeds.
There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
When Chuck Norris was a teenager, he once impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the Himalaya mountains. 9 months later, the nuns all gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in NFL history.
When the Boogeyman goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris plays baseball he hits a homerun every time by roundhouse kicking the baseball. He then procedes to fuck all the girls in the stadium with his beard.
Chuck once got shot in the head. He then proceeded to surgically remove the bullet with his beard as foreceps and then ate it because his daily iron count was low.
Ice isn’t cold water, it’s water that is scared still by Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris’s wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, “Don’t worry about it honey,‿ and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, “Never question Chuck Norris.‿
Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
If you look at Chuck Norris while he is smiling, your entire family will get AIDS.
Chuck Norris has an ongoing feud with the Keebler elves. It started when they stole his idea for putting a kitchen in a tree. While the elves now make subpar cookies in the tree, Chuck’s tree contains a fully functioning crystal meth lab.
Chuck Norris can actually breath fire.
A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is “Charles‿. Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
In the back of the Guinness Book of World Records it states “All records are currently held by Chuck Norris, and the records listed in this book are only the records of those people who have come closest to Chuck Norris’s records.‿
When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Chuck Norris never cries, because of this when he’s sad he roundhouse kicks himself and it makes him feel better since he knows he is the only one who can survive the roundhouse.
Chuck Norris’ sperm is so energetic that when he busts… Well, I’ll leave the rest up to your imagination.
When asked what type of vehicle he drives, Chuck Norris responded slyly with “Don’t you mean what kind of vehicle drives me?‿
Chuck Norris’ evil twin brother, Richard Simmons, once approached Chuck with the hope of reconciliation, but at the sight of Richard’s curly, well kept hair, Chuck Norris became so enraged that he turned green with hate and ripped Richard Simmons arms and legs off. This action was the origin of the Marvel Comic badass, The Incredible Hulk.
Chuck Norris doesn’t worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to.
Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.
Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked about this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.
The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot-outs. When a director once said he couldn't, he replied, "Of course I can, I'm Chuck Norris," and roundhouse kicked him in the face.
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over.
When his martial arts prowess fails to resolve a situation, Chuck Norris plays dead. When playing dead doesn't work, he plays zombie.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
Scientists used to believe that diamond was the world's hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure, that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norris.
God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.
When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.
Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
A duck's quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.
Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Kasparov in the side of the face.
Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
When Chuck Norris' wife burned the turkey one thanksgiving, Chuck said, "don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Chuck Norris doesn't need to swallow when eating food.
If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.
Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.
Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
Chuck Norris invented water.
Chuck Norris went looking for a bar but couldn't find one. He walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour an a half someone constructed a bar around him. He then ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Chuck Norris yelled over the roar of the flames, "always leave things the way you found em!"
One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father.
When Chuck Noris jumps in a pool he dosen’t get wet water gets Chuck Noris.
Chuck Noris round house kicked the leaning tower of piza
Chuck Noris isn’t hung like a horse a horse is hung like him..
The atom bomb isn’t real.. It’s just Chuck falling out a plane and punching the ground..
Wat is the quickest way to mans heart?
Chuck Noris’s fist.
Chuck Noris retards are just people that have been round house kicked in the face by Chuck Noris
Chuck Norris pees in a can and sells it as redbull.
God wanted to create the world in 10 days… Chuck Norris gave him 6.
Most people put their pants on one leg at a time, Chuck Norris does both legs at once.
It never rains when Chuck Noris is around, if it tried he would just roundhouse kick every single raindrop
a stagnant container of chuck norris’s urine turns in to diamonds after 2 days
There are actually 8 wonders of the world. Chuck Norris counts for 4 of them.
this was actually a dictionary website until it said chuck norris spelled something wrong so he round house kicked it into this.
God said let there be light, Chuck Noris said say please.
Chuck Norris’s penis is so big that it has a penis of its own and it is still bigger than yours.
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.
In the original pilot for Star Trek Next Generation, Chuck Norris can be seen powering the USS Enterprise warp drive with his roundhouse kicks.
The Devil went down to Georgia not because he was looking for a soul to steal.. Chuck Norris took over hell for two weeks and told the Devil to get the fuck out.
Chuck Norris is the reason that God rested on the seventh day.
Three simple rules of survival:
1. Don’t take the name of Chuck in vain
2. When in the presence of Chuck, avert your eyes, lest you recieve a roundhouse kick to the face
3. When camping, bring toilet paper
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There Is No Such Thing As A Lesbian, There Are Just Girls Who Haven’t Met Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris doesn’t eat nails for breakfast, he eats rail road spikes.
This just in:
“Alexandria the prophet‿ was currently found in Japan, where she apparantly landed after a good round house kick to the face by god…I mean Chuck Norris.
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Someone once asked Chuck Norris “How much wood, could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?‿ uppon completing of the sentance Chuck Norris just smiled. Two seconds later Chuck resorected Bruce Lee and he proceeded to round house kick the person to death for taking the name of Chuck in vein.
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chuck norris enventd a time machine and went back to just before j.f.k. was shot, he jumped in front of the bullets and shattered them all with his beard. j.f.k. died out of pure amazement.
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Superman only has two weeknesses. Kryptonite and a round house kick from Chuck Norris.
Re: Ma nid!!!
geilesiech - 04.04.2008, 16:10
LM: du christoph. wie schribt me eigentlech "Kachel"? mit "ck" oder "k"?
Ig (völlig verwirrt): Joooooooo, haut eifach normau.....
LM: Haha! jaja christoph! höhö, eifach normau, pha! (mit somne "läck bisch du doof - ungerton" ir stimm......)
är isch du när imne duden ga nacheluege......
Re: Ma nid!!!
_-Betty Boop-_ - 04.04.2008, 21:26
» Es ist verboten, toten Kojoten die Hoden zu verknoten! «
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 07.04.2008, 09:56
in diesem lokus lebt ein geist der dir, wenn du zu lange scheisst, dir in die hoden beisst.
Re: Ma nid!!!
geilesiech - 07.04.2008, 10:09
chuck norris toilettenpapier.......
Re: Ma nid!!!
geilesiech - 07.04.2008, 10:10
sehr schön gmacht :D
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 07.04.2008, 10:13
so wi ds
Re: Ma nid!!!
Jimi Hendrix - 07.04.2008, 10:28
chrigu du bisch ja ono nid gd so wit cho mit dim facebook account.
hihi aber dr spass
Re: Ma nid!!!
geilesiech - 07.04.2008, 10:58
jo und, schiesst mi ou a!
nei i weiss, chunt de schono......vilech :D
Re: Ma nid!!!
geilesiech - 07.04.2008, 11:08
never fuck with chuck!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cTeafZOUOoY
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