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Re: 3 irische Witze
Talley - 19.12.2006, 12:383 irische Witze
Für Susanna :lol: :
An Irishman's daughter had not been home for 6 years. Upon her return
her father berated her, "Where have you been, you ingrate?! Why didn't
you write us, not even a line to let us know how you were doing? Why
didn't you call? Don't you know what you put your mum through?!"
The girl crying, replied "sniff sniff..... I became a prostitute".
"WHAT!, get out of here, you shameless harlot! Sinner! You are a
disgrace to this family. I don't ever want to see you again ".
"OK dad, as you wish. I just came back to give mum this fur coat,
title deeds to a ten bedroom mansion, plus a savings certificate for
£2 million.
For my little brother a Rolex and for you a brand new Mercedes and
lifelong membership to the local golf course ".
"What was it you said you had become" asked her dad.
"A prostitute" said the daughter.
"Oh sweet Jesus" said the father. "I thought you said a PROTESTANT.
Come here and give me a hug ."
Re: 3 irische Witze
Talley - 19.12.2006, 12:39der zweite
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back." The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer.
One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?", asks the Irishman.
The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back.
The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement.
The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?".
The Irishman replies, "Oh...I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first".
Re: 3 irische Witze
Talley - 19.12.2006, 12:40und der dritte
Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland."
The other guy responds proudly, "Yes, that I am!"
The first guy says, "So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be?"
The other guy answers, "I'm from Dublin, I am."
The first guy responds, "Sure and begora, and so am I! And what street did you live on in Dublin?"
The other guy says, "A lovely little area it was, I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town."
The first guy says, "Faith & it's a small world, so did I! And to what school would you have been going?"
The other guy answers, "Well now, I went to St. Mary's of course."
The first guy gets really excited, and says, "And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?"
The other guy answers, "Well, now, I graduated in 1964."
The first guy exclaims, "The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us!
I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 my own self."
About this time, another guy walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer. The bartender walks over shaking his head & mutters, "It's going to be a long night tonight, the Murphy twins are drunk again."
Re: 3 irische Witze
Hausdrache - 20.12.2006, 13:54
Vielen herzlichen Dank, Talley. Ich habe sehr über die Witze gelacht. knuddel1
Re: 3 irische Witze
Hausdrache - 20.12.2006, 14:01
Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for seven days. Eventually, Michael the archangle found him. He inquired of God, "where were you?".
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds; "look son, look what I'm after making". Archangle Michael looked puzzled and said, "what is it?" God replied, "it's another planet but I'm after putting LIFE on it. I've named it Earth and there's going to be a balance between everything on it.
For example, there's north America and south America. North America is going to be rich and south America is going to be poor, and the narrow bit joining them - that's going to be a hot spot. Now look over here. I've put a continent of whites in the north and another one of blacks in the south.
And then the archangle said, "and what's that green dot there?". And God said "ahhh that's the Emerald Isle - that's a very special place. That's going to be the most glorious spot on earth; Beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams, and an exquisite coast line. These people here are going to be great craic and they're going to be found traveling the world. They'll be playwrights and poets and singers and songwriters. And I'm going to give them this black liquid which they're going to go mad on and for which people will come from the far corners of the earth to imbibe.
Michael the Archangle gasped in wonder and admiration but then seeming startled proclaimed: "Hold on a second, what about the BALANCE, you said there was going to be a balance...
God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the neighbours I'm going to give them".
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How do you know jesus was an irishman?
He always hung around with the lads, thought he was god and lived with his mother till he was thirty. :lol:
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