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    Re: chuck norris !

    ph03nix - 13.11.2006, 12:51

    chuck norris !
    There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.



    Re: chuck norris !

    ph03nix - 26.11.2006, 19:24

    Hab ich von ner Seite eines Spielers !!
    Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

    There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

    Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

    Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

    When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

    Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

    Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

    There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

    Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

    Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

    Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

    Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.



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