Never Argue with a Woman

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    Re: Never Argue with a Woman

    Mia77 - 24.10.2006, 00:14

    Never Argue with a Woman
    Never Argue with a Woman

    One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

    Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

    "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

    "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
    "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
    "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

    "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

    "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

    "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
    "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

    MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.



    Re: Never Argue with a Woman

    Mia77 - 25.10.2006, 17:22

    the husband store
    A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman
    may go to choose a husband.



    Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store
    operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!



    There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper
    ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch... you may choose any man
    from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot
    go back down except to exit the building!



    So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband...



    On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have
    jobs and love the Lord.



    The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord,
    and love kids.



    The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord,
    love kids, and are extremely good looking.



    "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.



    She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs,
    love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the
    housework.



    "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"



    Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have
    jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the
    housework, and have a strong romantic streak.



    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
    reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men
    on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
    to please.



    "Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit
    the building, and have a nice day!"



    Re: Never Argue with a Woman

    Lady_C - 30.10.2006, 14:10




    Re: Never Argue with a Woman

    Destiny - 16.01.2007, 18:59


    ...as i love my mum, i would stay on this fith floor i swear! what would u need more?!?!?!? :lol:



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