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Re: THE ADVENTURES OF INFILTRATOR ROB AND INFILTRATOR DON
Anonymous - 21.09.2006, 12:45THE ADVENTURES OF INFILTRATOR ROB AND INFILTRATOR DON
Juhu ich habs gefunden, uralt aber immer wieder witzig zu lesen:
THE ADVENTURES OF INFILTRATOR ROB AND INFILTRATOR DON
(Infiltrators Rob and Don enter DF)
Infiltrator Rob: Hey D, hold up a sec while I hit the merchants. Gonna check out their necklaces and get my bling on.
Infiltrator Don: Bet. Scoping out a group so we can wtf-perf some diamond mobs.
Infiltrator Rob: Whoa. This jewel is dope G! Whatta ya think? (Shows Infiltrator Don) It's the hot sweetness eh?
Infiltrator Don: Yah man, it's so cool I peed a little! Hey, minst lfg...
(Minstrel Eckes joins the group)
Minstrel Eckes: Blueberry!
Infiltrator Rob: ...
Infiltrator Don: Uh, yeah dude.
Infiltrator Rob: STFU and run ablative there minstrel guy. D, grab that paly too.
Infiltrator Don: That homo is Avalonian, who the hell makes an Avalonian Paladin? He looks like Mariah Carey in 'Glitter'.
Infiltrator Rob: ROFL!
(Paladin Faranhoe joins the group)
Paladin Faranhoe: Greetings and well met good companions! I hast traveled to this foul realm to rid it of its most henious denizens and topple it demonic heirarchy!
Infiltrator Rob: ...
Infiltrator Don: Just STFU there Glitter.
Minstrel Eckes: Blueberry!
Paladin Faranhoe: Who is this Glitter my good companions? I am Sir Faranhoe! Protector of the lands, weilder of the Sword of the Ages that hast laid low the most deadly of fiends, I am a Prince! Sired from the most wealthy of the Cornwall nobles-
Infiltrator Rob: Whatever stiffs your man-noodle there Glitter, pop a heal chant and lets head down.
Paladon Faranhoe: (OOC) AF on Rob, Moms making me take out the trash...
Minstrel Eckes: Blueberry!
Infiltrator Rob: Probably going to rub one off to a Victoria's Secret catalog, frickin freaky roleplayers, they should wear a sign or something.
(Minstrel Eckes takes off his pants)
Infiltrator Don: WTF! Put your damn pants back on you loopy musical bastard!
Minstrel Eckes: Blueberry!
Infiltrator Rob: ...
Infiltrator Don: HIB!
Infiltrator Rob: Celt, she's logging in. Get ready!
Paladin Faranhoe: I have doest returned my friends, what evil hast transpired in mine absence?
Infiltrator Don: Get ready Glitter, Celt girl logging in...
Paladin Faranhoe: Ah! I shall split her in twain with my massive blade!
Infiltrator Rob: Uhhh...yeah.
Paladin Faranhoe: My huge weapon shall lay her low! I shall lay into her with a fury born of years of dormant anger!
Infiltrator Rob: Dude, you need to get out more.
Paladin Faranhoe: MY RIGHTEOUS BLADE, LONG AND POWERFUL, SHALL EMERGE ERECT AND TRIUMPHANT FROM HER FEY FORM!!
Infiltrator Ron: DUDE, STFU!
Infiltrator Don: G'damn! Are there any frickin normal people on this server?
Paladin Faranhoe: MY HUMONGOUS TOOL OF GODS MIGHT WILL SLIP INTO HER TEMPTING BODICE LIKE THE ARCHANGELS SLIP INTO THE PEARLY GATES OF HEAVEN!!
Minstrel Eckes: Blueberry!
Infiltrator Rob: WTF! Don, drop this Glitter-loving Avalonian sex-depraved PSYCHO!
Paladin Faranhoe: WITH MY ENDLESS ENDURANCE, I WILL DO HER TWO-HANDED WITH STYLE AFTER STYLE AFTER ST-
(Paladin Faranhoe has left the group)
Infiltrator Rob: Dude, he LD'd.
(Minstrel Eckes presents to Infiltrator Don)
Minstrel Eckes: Blueberry!
Infiltrator Rob: Dude, these RP servers are full of freaks...
Infiltrator Don: (shakes head) I don't believe this. I'm going back to Morgan Le Fey...
Adventures of Infiltrator Rob and Infiltrator Don (Pt 2)
(Infiltrator Rob and Infiltrator Don stealth through emain)
Infiltrator Don: Invite that Minstrel, Rob, we'll do an Alb stealth group.
(Minstrel Eckes has joined the group)
Minstrel Eckes: Blueberry!
Infiltrator Don: Ah crap, not this corn-hole again!
(Minstrel Eckes dances)
Infiltrator Don: I swear to God you lute-playing bastard, if you take your pants off again, I'm booting you from the group.
Minstrel Eckes: Blueberry!
Infiltrator Don: Whatever you crack-ass.
Infiltrator Rob: You know what I want Don? A woman, that's what.
Infiltrator Don: A woman, what the heck for? This is a game dude, it's not like you have any laundry for her to do or anything.
Infiltrator Rob: Seriously man! I see all these over-40 geeks marrying all these hot chicks in-game, and I'm like, I want to get some play too ya know?
Infiltrator Don: Eh...no. Look homie, why feed the dog when it'll lick your face for free?
(Minstrel Eckes nods)
Infiltrator Rob: Huh?
Infiltrator Don: I mean, what's all this silliness about marriage. You meet some chick, hook up the digits and give her a call. It's all about the Deep-Dragonfang really.
Infiltrator Rob: ...
Infiltrator Don: 'Sides, most of these hot chicks are not girls IRL dude. Probably 50 year old middle class fatties munching on a half-eaten tofu taco going through a mid-life crisis, with one hand on the keyboard and the other hand flying around a model of the USS Enterprise while alt-tabbing between crafting with their female toon and surfing www.naughty-tenticles.com. RL chicks don't do geeky things like veg out to DAOC.
Infiltrator Rob: Speaking of chicks, invite that scout there...
(Scout Foxee joins the group)
Scout Foxee: Hey boys (huggles)
Infiltrator Don: Whatup.
Infiltrator Rob: Hey baby, how *you* doin'?
Scout Foxee: Doing great cutie (smiles), heard about you two, you've got quite a reputation for yourselves...
Minstrel Eckes: Blueberry!
Infiltrator Rob: Let's just say we put the 'fill' in infiltrator darlin'!
Scout Foxee: Really? (grins)
Infiltrator Rob: That's right mama, we put our epic on three legs at a time if you know what I mean!
Scout Foxee: Maybe you two would like to join a little /cg I can set up? (smiles) We can have a little group fun...
Infiltrator Don: Eh?
Infiltrator Rob: Hell Yeah!
Scout Foxee: Not the Minstrel though, he freaks me out.
Minstrel Eckes: !
Infiltrator Rob: Sure thing babe.
Scout Foxee: Hold up a sec, the wife needs to use the comp.
Scout Foxee: Errr...MT!
Infiltrator Don: Dude! You're a guy!?
(Minstrel Eckes kicks Foxee in the man-tuna)
Infiltrator Rob: WTF!
Scout Foxee: Errrr...sorry!
(Minstrel Eckes kicks Foxee in the Stem And Cherries)
Infiltrator Don: HOLY SWEET JESUS, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!
Infiltrator Rob: Dude, you need some therapy...seriously.
(Minstrel Eckes kicks Foxee in the He-Noodle)
Infiltrator Don: Later you flighty-sex nutter!
(Scout Foxee has been dropped from the group)
Infiltrator Don: Why do we have to be the only normal people who play this game?
(Minstrel Eckes takes off his pants)
Minstrel Eckes: Blueberry!
Infiltrator Rob: ...
The Adventures of Infiltrator Rob and Infiltrator Don Pt III
Our heros receive an invite from a group in Avalon City...
(Infiltrator Rob joins the group)
(Infiltrator Don joins the group)
Minstrel Eckes: Blueberry!
Infiltrator Rob: ...
Scout Foxee: Hey boys (winks)
Infiltrator Rob: AW HELL NO! You just stay away from me you loco-assed he-she! I've had about as much of you as I can take!
Cabalist Jamon: Welcome friends (sniff) (sniff) I am Jamon and this is my pet Mr. Blinkels.
Infiltrator Rob: Whaddup.
Infiltrator Don: Uh, did you say Mr. Blinkels?
Cabalist Jamon: (sniff) yes, Mr. Blinkels. He's my good friend and a real chick magnet aren't you Mr. Blinkels? Mr. Blinkels gets all the ladies.
Infiltrator Rob: Uh...come again?
Cabalist Jamon: Oh my goodness yes, (sniff). I built Mr Blinkels to be anatomically correct you see. And he's unusually endowed for his size I must say.
Infiltrator Don: Unusually endowed? You don't mean-
Infiltrator Rob: Eeeew! WTF!
Cabalist Jamon: Aye my peers (sniff), Mr. Blinkels is a playa, a pimp, the mighty mac-daddy of all the constructs if you will, a vertible workhorse between the sheets..
Infiltrator Rob: ...don't care...I just don't care...
Cabalist Jamon: ...In Camelot, he's known as the Cotswold Cocksmith, in Lyonesse as the Iron-Injection. A true vision, a force of sexual abandon sadly missing from most cabalist constructs of the post-modern era.
Infiltrator Don: uhhh...what the hell did you just say?
Infiltrator Rob: SEXUAL ABANDON IS MISSING FROM GOLEMS BECAUSE THIS IS A GAME!
Cabalist Jamon: ...and it was easy to make the necessary adjustments with spellcrafting my friends (sniff) (sniff). I simply alchemized a 18" oaken staff, and then..
Infiltrator Don: WOULD YOU JUST SHUT THE HELL UP PLEASE!
Infiltrator Rob: I don't believe this...
Scout Foxee: Inviting a Paladin (smiles), he's a real looker too!
Infiltrator Don: Dude, you're a guy fer christsakes!
(Paladin Faranhoe has joined the group)
Paladin Faranhoe: Greetings and well met my companions, 'tis I, the great knight Sir Faranhoe!
Infiltrator Don: (shakes his head) This is like a bad dream...
Paladin Faranhoe: Aye friends! I am a dream come to life! My body a temple, my sword a mighty phallic weapon of sweet deliverance to mine enemies!
Minstrel Eckes: !
Scout Foxee: Really now big guy? (grins)
Paladin Faranhoe: Aye lassie, my blade, like a striking and erect banner, yearns to be freed from it's stifling sheath!
Scout Foxee: Are you specced 'thrust' there handsome? (saunters up to Faranhoe) I'm ready for a rear-positional...
Infiltrator Rob: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE! LET ME DUMB IT DOWN FOR YOU, FOX IS A GUY, A DUDE, HE'S GOT STUBBLE FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD!
(Minstrel Eckes kicks Foxee in the leather one-eye)
Paladin Faranhoe: Come sweet lassie, let us seek to free you from these garments of accusations that our groupmates so freely cloth you with!
Scout Foxee: See you boys (winks)
(Paladin Faranhoe has left the group)
(Scout Foxee has left the group)
Infiltrator Rob: ...holy sweet crap in the morning...I'm in my happy place...I'm in my happy place...
Infiltrator Don: I just don't believe this...
(Minstrel Eckes takes off his pants)
Minstrel Eckes: Blueberry!
Infiltrator Rob: /rpfilter Blueberry I am a Butt Cheek Bandit!
Infiltrator Don: /rpfilter Blueberry Kick me in the lute for I crave the Man-Love!
Infiltrator Rob: Ok (grins) let's hunt!
BLUEBERRY !!! /ill
edit: oh ich seh grad die emotes in den <> klammern fehlen ja, habs korrigiert.
Re: THE ADVENTURES OF INFILTRATOR ROB AND INFILTRATOR DON
Anonymous - 21.09.2006, 16:57
Muahahahahahahahaha
Ich schmeiss mich weg, ist das hammermässig geschrieben )-d
"Are you specced 'thrust' there handsome? <saunters> I'm ready for a rear-positional... "
Ich krieg mich nimmer ein, ist das krank /respect
so jetzt erst mal die Tränen aus den Augen wischen...
Re: THE ADVENTURES OF INFILTRATOR ROB AND INFILTRATOR DON
Anonymous - 22.09.2006, 11:42
Mist,
in den mit <> bezeichneten Passagen war mehr Text drin, nämlich die Emotes die den Text die Würze geben... leider stand da nu immer nur das erste Wort. :oops:
Hab nu den Text nochmal editiert und <> durch () erstetzt, nu gehts.
Also am besten nochmal lesen, Server sind ja eh down, enjoy. O:-)
Re: THE ADVENTURES OF INFILTRATOR ROB AND INFILTRATOR DON
Aryvan - 22.09.2006, 13:27
/krank /lolol
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