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Re: Bill Gates vs GM
PsychoHasi - 01.09.2006, 11:37Bill Gates vs GM
hier mal was lustiges auf english :P
Zitat:
For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent
computer expo(COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with
technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.
In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part):
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.
3.. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.
4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive -- but would run on only five percent of the roads.
6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" warning light.
7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.
8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door
handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.
Have fun, is echt lustig.
Re: Bill Gates vs GM
Genisis - 01.09.2006, 16:14
rofl aber wo der gute mann von gm recht hat, hat er nunmal recht *lach*
Re: Bill Gates vs GM
Darklink - 02.09.2006, 15:01
jop :lol:
Re: Bill Gates vs GM
Taleke - 03.09.2006, 14:05
tzzz...wer bin ich denn, das ich mir das alles jetz auf englisch durchlese???? so gut kann ich englisch auch schon wieder nicht...
kann mir das pls wer übersetzen? *lieb guck*
Re: Bill Gates vs GM
Darklink - 03.09.2006, 14:15
ok da steht: Taleke ist zu faul, Sachen auf English zu lesen. :lol:
Re: Bill Gates vs GM
PsychoHasi - 05.09.2006, 13:07
also des is doch leicht zu lesen taleke weniger WOW mehr Englisch paucken und du kannst des dann auch lesen xD
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