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Re: Men & Women
Profiler - 21.08.2006, 22:22Men & Women
You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.
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At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your
wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
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A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted" Next day she
received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have
mine!"
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When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her
keep him.
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A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get
married?" Father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying."
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A young son asked, "Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man
doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That happens in
every country, son."
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Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until
I got married, and by then, it was too late."
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you
say -- talk in your sleep.
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Just think, if it wasn't for marriage, men would go through life thinking
they had no faults at all.
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First guy says, "My wife's an angel!" Second guy remarks, "You're lucky.
Mine's still alive."
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A Woman's Prayer Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom, to understand a man, to love
and to forgive him, and for Patience, for his moods. Because, Lord, if I
pray for Strength, I'll just beat him to death.
Re: Men & Women
Tam - 22.08.2006, 10:42
Stimmt genau so ist das.
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