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Qualität des Beitrags: Beteiligte Poster: -Silent-Miltiades - ][GERUDO][Mojoman - W0LFBANE - -FB- - Lion_Coldy - Anonymous - Pietro Forenurl: Klick Forenbeschreibung: Visit our Website aus dem Unterforum: Laugh factory Antworten: 11 Forum gestartet am: Mittwoch 04.01.2006 Sprache: englisch Link zum Originaltopic: ye gods must be crazy Letzte Antwort: vor 17 Jahren, 8 Monaten, 21 Tagen, 4 Stunden, 46 Minuten
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Re: ye gods must be crazy
-Silent-Miltiades - 05.07.2006, 23:14ye gods must be crazy
the lone survivor of a plane crashin a remotejungle region stumbled for hrs looking for help.suddenly,he was surrounded by hundreds of spear-weilding savages."oh god im fukd"he thought.
"no,your not fukd" a voice thundered form above.
"who's that?"the man said,looking wildly about him.
"i am god,"the voice replied."listen to mecarefully.grab a weaponfrom the one who is next to u and run it thru the heart of the chief."
the man did what he was told.the chief fell dead in a pool of blood."and now what?"the man asked.
"NOW your fukd!"
Re: ye gods must be crazy
][GERUDO][Mojoman - 06.07.2006, 03:08
:lloll:
that sounds like 1 i once heard i 4got where....sumthin like this:
there was this 40 year old virgin (nothing to do with the film)
he went to an agony aunt and complained "ive nver been fukd once in my life, never ever, please help me!"
the agony aunt said "ok, ill help you get fukd by the end of today"
they went out to the beach, there, the agony aunt said "ok, i want you to bury yourself in sand up to your neck, its the first step"
so the virgin buried himself in sand up to his neck.
after an hour, he looked around for the agony aunt..she was further up the beach.
"hey!" he yelled "this aint working, i want my money back!"
the aunt pointed towards to incoming tide
"no way i did what i promised, your fukd now!!!"
Re: ye gods must be crazy
W0LFBANE - 14.07.2006, 20:16
:P awesome
Re: ye gods must be crazy
-FB- - 16.07.2006, 03:37
This is a long en but worth it imo :D
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds. Next thing he sees is an advertisement for a guaranteed weight loss program. He's skeptical, but says to himself, "Let's see what they can do." He calls them on the phone and subscribes to the 3 day, 10 LB weight loss program.
The next day there comes a knock at his door, and when he answers, there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nikes and a sign hanging around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a second thought he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. After they are through he kisses the girl one last time and thinks to himself with a nod, "I like the way this company does business." For the next two days, the same girl shows up and the same thing happens each time. On the fourth day, he weighs himself and, sure enough, he lost 10 pounds.
Deciding that he likes his somewhat more slender physique, not to mention the method of treatment, he calls the company back and subscribes to their 5 day, 20 LB weight loss program. He thinks that losing 20 pounds in only 5 days seems like a lot, but he is intrigued by what their workout schedule might be like this time.
As expected, the next day there comes a knock at his door. When he answers it there stands a 22 year old knockout dressed in nothing but a pair of Reeboks and a sign hanging around her neck. She is simply stunning, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." He's out the door like a shot. This gal is in excellent shape and it takes a while to catch her. But when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. She is wonderful, the best he has ever had. For the next four days, the same girl shows up and the same thing happens each time, much to his delight. On the sixth day, he weighs himself and, unbelievably, he has lost another 20 pounds.
I love this company, he thinks to himself, "I never knew losing weight could be so easy and so much fun." Feeling much better about himself, he decides to go for broke and subscribe to the company's 7 day, 50 pound weight loss program. "Are you sure, sir?" Asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most vigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I love your program. Haven't felt this good in years!"
The next day there comes a knock at his door and he enthusiastically answers it. There stands before him a 200 pound perfect specimen of a man dressed in nothing but racing spikes and a sign around his neck. He introduces himself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If I can catch you, I can have you."
Re: ye gods must be crazy
Lion_Coldy - 30.07.2006, 13:41Hmm
I didn't know you worked for a weightloss program FB? You do this job daily, and also how many times do you catch the guy? Was just wondering..
Re: ye gods must be crazy
Anonymous - 30.07.2006, 16:33
Wtf is up with this Coldy guy??
He's ruining my factory :evil: try not being so serious mate
Re: ye gods must be crazy
Pietro - 03.08.2006, 17:46
rofl
and I wanted to know. What is this smiley all about? :prox:
Re: ye gods must be crazy
-FB- - 03.08.2006, 17:54
lol....Proxs favourite smiley :prox: :sa:
And wheres my 'FB's Pimpin' smiley Den?
Re: ye gods must be crazy
Pietro - 03.08.2006, 18:10
is it difficult to make a smiley? :)
Re: ye gods must be crazy
-FB- - 03.08.2006, 18:24
Pietro wrote: is it difficult to make a smiley? :)
Good question...im gonna find that out 8)
Re: ye gods must be crazy
Pietro - 03.08.2006, 18:47
I would love to make one that says "Pietro will breast feed your babies after he pwns your family :)"
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