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Re: wal-mart shoppers
-Silent-Miltiades - 10.06.2006, 19:46wal-mart shoppers
15 Things To Do At Wal-Mart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares ....and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera, use it as mirror and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he/she knows where the anti-depressants are?
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible.”
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
And last but not least...
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There is no toilet paper in here!"
Re: wal-mart shoppers
Blacksox - 11.06.2006, 19:06
ever played wal mart capture the flag anybody?
Its possibly the most fun thing you can ever do. Shortest agme we ever played was 47 seconds because we were issued a life time ban in that store and they recognized to 20 of us ready to start the game. Target, kmart, macys. Anything will do really but the best hiding spots are in walmart.
Re: wal-mart shoppers
-FB- - 12.06.2006, 15:22
ROFLMFAO :lol:
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