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    Re: news of the weird

    -Silent-Miltiades - 30.05.2006, 21:45

    news of the weird
    i heard these on the morning radio ,thought ud enjoy

    i filipino(i think) 15 yr old virgin boy and a 14 yr old virgin girl (so said ) were having sex for first time and ,as story goes,after a while she said he grunted and laid down and went to sleep.
    the girl,thinking this normal as u hear joke and shes heard men like to go to sleep after sex,let him remain.Awhile later she came to room to find him lying in a pool o blood.
    it seems a meteor,the size of a walnut they said,struck him in the bak o the head!
    how awful is tat ahhahhaah,some "poppping o the cherry "for that girl ,poor thing

    next i think the happened in england

    guy purchases a lottery ticket and wins a substantial amount.in his glee after winning he is hit and killed right outside o the store.

    in tampa-
    guy walking his dog as he always does when an alligator attacks and grabs his dog,whereupon the guy jumps the alligator beats his ass and gets his beloved pet bak with little injuries!
    man that guy loves his dog!



    Re: news of the weird

    -FB- - 30.05.2006, 21:53


    LMAO....fuck, those guys are unluckier than Denali is with the women, and judgin from how slutty he is thats unlucky :lol:



    Re: news of the weird

    -FB- - 31.05.2006, 02:47


    Heres another true story...



    Milt is out walking in the hills when he sees a woman standing on the edge of a cliff.She is very upset and crying loudly.

    What are you doing up here, said Milt.

    I’m going to kill myself, replied the woman.

    Well, before you do, what about giving me a blowjob? said Milt.

    The woman proceeds to give him the best blowjob he can remember.

    Anyway, why do you want to kill yourself? asks Milt.

    Because my family have disowned me for dressing up as a woman.’



    Re: news of the weird

    Denali - 31.05.2006, 11:40


    -FB- wrote: Heres another true story...



    Milt is out walking in the hills when he sees a woman standing on the edge of a cliff.She is very upset and crying loudly.

    What are you doing up here, said Milt.

    I’m going to kill myself, replied the woman.

    Well, before you do, what about giving me a blowjob? said Milt.

    The woman proceeds to give him the best blowjob he can remember.

    Anyway, why do you want to kill yourself? asks Milt.

    Because my family have disowned me for dressing up as a woman.’

    LMAO :glol:



    Re: news of the weird

    -Silent-Miltiades - 01.06.2006, 15:57


    damn i shouldve let YOU jump ,FireBlade!
    see what i get for being nice



    Re: news of the weird

    -Silent-Miltiades - 06.06.2006, 05:56


    a 49 yr old male was convicted of child molestation and entenced to 10 yrs prison, tho the judge suspended the sentence (giving him probation instead of hardtime)saying "... i dont think u would do well in prison.."

    the man being 5'1"(i think) ,she said,too short to go to jail!

    omg ,now theres criteria for going to jail!!!!

    what u guys think? this fuka oughta go to jail!
    the girl was 13

    members of the community have since requested her removal from office.


    in another story-2 dumbfuks put theyr heads in a big advertisement balloon and ended up dying

    so with our middle fingers held high,,,, SA salutes u!



    Re: news of the weird

    -Silent-Miltiades - 06.06.2006, 22:48


    some dumbfuker at a zoo(not sure where) jump the railing of the lions den and shouted "if there is a god,hell save me" and ran up to the saharan beasts.....
    so u think he was killed?






























    FUKIN A RIGHT HE DID,THE DUMBASS MUTHAFUKA!
    lion severed an artery of the guy and he died in hosp.

    p.s.-all these dumbass stories r true



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