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Mortiferus - 15.11.2005, 16:03clanmeeting
*shuffling and muttering sounds*
VENTRUE: Okay, guys, sit down. I suppose you are
woundering why I've called you all here.
TOREADOR: I should think so. I have an engagement in
two hours that I simply MUST attend, and
I don't want to be late.
VENTRUE: Yeah, yeah. Order. *banging noise* well, I
don't know about you guys, by my Progeny
have been asking some rather...embarassing
questions, and I--
MALKAV: Just tell them that when a Mummy and a Daddy
love each other very much--
VENTRUE: Shut up Malkav. Anyway, they want to know
where we come from, why, how, the whole bit.
I think it's time we had an answer for them.
*Silence*
BRUJAH: well, what are you asking us for? WE don't
fucking know.
SAULOT: LANGUAGE!
BRUJAH: Sorry.
VENTRUE: What about you Ralph? you seem to have your nose in everything.
NOSFERATU: No, I am... no longer called "Ralph." from
this day foward, you shall call me :"Nosferatu."
*silence*
RAVNOS: I dunno, man. Ralph suits you.
NOSFERATU: No! I REFUSE to be stuck with that name.
VENTRURE: Leave him alone Ravnos.
TOREADOR: Actually, while we're on the subject..
VENTURE: What is it now?
TOREADOR: I have taken the pseudonym "Toreador."
*More Silence*
HASSAM: You've never even SEEN a bull let alone
fight one Norman.
TOREADOR: LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
RAVNOS: I was gonna say something about "Full of..."
never mind.
VENTRUE: SHALL we get back to business?
LASOMBRA: I think "Nosferatu" sounds cool actually, Ralph
NOSFERATU: And it's alot easier to say when you can't
retract your fangs.
VENTRUE: GENTLEMEN!
*Silence*
VENTRUE: Okay, any Ideas?
TZIMISCE: uh...
VENTRUE: Yes , Tzimise?
TZIMISCE: Yas. Do you think it vas a disease, perrrhaps?
SALOUT: Nnnnnnno.. I don't think so. I'd know about it
by now if it was.
MALKAV: Ooo! Ooo! I've got an Idea!
VENTRUE: *groan* What?
MALKAV: Ooo! Ooo! We're ALL... aliens! Yeah! From
the planet.... Yuggoth!
BRUJAH: Malkav?
MALKAV: Yeah?
BRUJAH: Drop Dead!
*silence*
MALKAV: Ain't it just TOO BAD you don't have Dominate?
BRUJAH: REAL men don't NEED Dominate!
*Thud*
MALKAV: Owwww!
RAVNOS: Okay, I've got it .
VENTRUE: Yes?
RAVNOS: They're not really vampires, they just THINK
they are.
VENTRUE: Hmmm..not bad..but the dumb ones will try to
prove you wrong by taking a sunbake.
LASOMBRA: SO? Weeds out the stupid ones, less of a
population problem, less nosey Progeny
asking silly questions.
TOREADOR: Lasombra, you are preverted.
LASOMBRA: hey, am i my brother's keeper?
TZIMISCE: He has a valid point, Frrriend.
TOREADOR: Sickening creatures.
*Sniggering*
SALOUT: Brother's keeper...hey! That reminds me!
You know those guys who wear the funny tea
towels on their heads--
HASSAM: WATCH it, three-eyes.
SALOUT: Sorry. Anyway, they have this old story
about one guy who killes his brother and
gets cursed see...
SUTEKH: Currssssed you say? Hmm..I like it!
NOSFERATU: Yeah, but if YOU say it no-one will
belive it.
TREMERE: I know! We did by magick!
*Silence*
BRUJAH: Who the hell are you?
TREMERE: Oh. Tremere, Arrogant scheming Mage at your
service.
SALOUT: Hang on. you're not suppose to be here until
A.D. 1314!
TREMERE: So?I'm an Oracale of time. i'll be when I
want.
VENTRUE: A mortal, eh? Hey , Tremere!
TREMERE: Yeah?
VENTRUE: GET OUT!
TREMERE: Sure. *slam* *muffled* Damn. Must learn
how to do that.
VENTRUE: Now we might be on to something with this
"curse" business. We haven't heard from
Gangrel yet, and we need a female opinion
at this juncture. what do you think,
Gangrel?
*silence*
VENTRUE: Gangrel?
*more silence*
RAVNOS: Errr, actually we've had a bit of a
disagreement...
MALKAV: Awww, doesn't mummy wuv you anymore?
RAVNOS: Suck off.
MALKAV: DOES she do it doggy-style?
*biff*
RAVNOS: Thank you, Brujah.
BRUJAH: No prob, bro.
VENTRUE: Okay, so what gives with this curse thing?
SALOUT: Well, they say that the first two sons of the
first man had to give offering to God. The
brother gave plants and stuff, and the second
gave animal blood.
ALL: Yeah! Alright! Sounds great! Cool!
SALOUT: So the older one-- Cain, I think--killed Abel,
the younger one, and was cursed by God for
the very first murder.
HASSAM: Inovative man, this Cain.
SUTEKH: Ssso, we're dessscened from a psssychopatic
greengrocccer. How about we're dessscended from
the MURDERED one, ssoo that we are the CHOSSEN
God. The INHERITORS of DIVINE POWER, the---
MALKAV: You REALLY have a God complex, don't you,
Sutekh? Tell me about your mother. Did she
lock you in a cupboard? Or--
*Biff*
BRUJAH: Final warning, Kook.
VENTRUE: Sutekh, please, stop standing on your chair.
TREMERE: I like the "cursed by God thing," actually.
VENTRUE: How did YOU get in here?
TREMERE: Correspondence. Don't you know ANYTHING? Hey,
Saulot!
SAULOT: Yeah?
TREMERE: I JUST worked out where I've seen you before. Could I
have a word with you outside? It won't take more than
five minutes. Promise.
SAULOT: Sure. You seem like a decent enough fellow.
LASOMBRA: Wonder what he wants...anyway...
TOREADOR: I think I prefer the older brother. He's a charming,
regal figure who diligently sacrifices for his Lord,
but is consumed by jealousy into a desperate act--
which he regrets later, of course-- but TOO LATE to
avoid the harsh judgment of an UNCARING God, and is
DOOMED to wander the Earth, OUTCAST from his fellow
man! Oh, the horror! Oh, the HUMANITY! Oh, the
the angst!
BRUJAH: What's an "angst?"
SUTEKH: Oh, it'sss a kind of a crossss, but with a loopy bit
on top. My guysss love'em.
BRUJAH: Oh. *pause* I don't get it...
TOREADOR: Philistines.
*scream from outside*
TZIMISCE: Vat the hell vas that?
NOSFERATU: Sounded like Saulot. HEY! YOU GUYS SHUT UP OUT
THERE!
*door opens*
TREMERE: Oh, sorry, uhh...Saulot says to say that, uhh
he...had to leave--real quick, like...uhhh,
but he was REAL happy about it, and, uhhh, he
was glad he caught up with you guys again.
NOSFERATU: Is it me, or does he look kinda pale?
VENTRUE: Who cares? Getting back to this curse thing...
LASOMBRA: So, are we his direct Progeny, then? 'Cos if
so, how come we don't know where he is now?
MALKAV: Errr, he made us, then he ran away. Really fast.
RAVNOS: No, no, no, he made some OTHER guys first, and then
THEY made US...
TOREADOR: And he repented of The Horror he Had Unleashed Upon
the Earth! And banished himself from the sight of
ALL!
MALKAV: AND ran away really fast.
TOREADOR: If you must.
VENTRUE: But how come we're all so different?
TOREADOR: The Curse works in Mysterious Ways...
NOSFERATU: Yeah! I used to be the most handsome man in the
world...*sulking* None of you understand me,
anyway...
HASSAM: Hey, Tremere!
TREMERE: What?
HASSAM: Saulot--you did him in, didn't you? You nuffed
him. Sucked him dry.
TREMERE: Uhh..yeah, I did.
HASSAM: What's it like?
---FIN---
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