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Im alten Forum hatte ich schon so einen tollen thread aufgebaut, wo jeder die best-of-anti-umpire-sprüche posten kann. Werde das jetzt wieder aufnehmen und schon mal ne top auswahl reinposten. Nachher können wir ja abstimmen welcher der beste ist, und den muss gecko dem ump dann im spiel zurufen

1. Look through the mask, not at it!
2. How many fingers am I holding up?
3. For a guy who works 2 hours a day, you're doing a pretty bad job
4. What were you, a lookout at Pearl Harbour?
5. I forgot the milk bone for your seeing-eye dog!
6. Sweep the plate! It's the least you can do!
7. It sure sounded like a strike!
8. Have they stopped printing rulebooks?
9. Is that your final answer?
10. Can I buy you another beer?
11. Does your wife let you make decisions at home?
12. Pull the good eye out of your pocket!
13. I thought only horses sleep standing up!
14. Lenscrafters called....they'll be ready in thirty minutes!
15. If you had one more eye you would be a cyclops!
16. Next time buy a ticket if you're only going to watch!
17. When your dog barks twice, it's a strike!
18. You're blinking too long!
19. Juuuuuuust a bit outside!
20. Move around ump, you're killing the grass!
21. Leave the gift fiving to santa!
22. Guess again, the last call was wrong!
23. If the pitcher is throwing too fast for you, we can ask him to slow down
24. Stevie Wonder could see that one!
25. I've seen potatoes with better eyes!
26. Ump, your ass calls, it wants your head out by tomorrow!

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