Schützenverein Sanktria 2001 V.e.

Kronos - 18.04.2006, 20:51

There are only 10 types of people in the world:those who understand binary, and those who don't.

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from.

Life would be so much simpler if I could just look at the source code.

Duct tape is like the force: there is a dark side, a light side and it holds the universe together.

Real life is that big, high-res, high-color screen saver behind all the windows.

Programming from spec is like walking on water...it's easier to do when it's frozen.

God is real unless declared integer.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

Real programmers don't comment.

One million lemmings can't be wrong.

You do not make history. You can only hope to survive it.

"#define QUESTION ((bb) || !(bb))" - Shakespeare

Windows: The colorful clown suit for DOS.

Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...

Never say 'OOPS!' Always say 'Ah, Interesting!'

The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at least until we've finished building it.

C++ : an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog

Today every invention is received with a cry of triumph which soon turns into a cry of fear.

"Advanced BASIC" is an oxymoron

TV - Chewing gum for the eyes

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

Hey! It compiles! Ship it!

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?

File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

Code so clean you could eat off it

I do know everything, just not all at once. It's a virtual memory problem.

Back when I was a boy, we carved our own IC's out of wood.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

To know recursion, you must first know recursion.

Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

The truth is out there? Does anyone know the URL?

It's the Borg! Quick, everyone try to look useless!

Murphy's best friend was a computer.

Forecast for tonight: Dark.

I doubt therefore I might be.

gcc: helloworld.c 15 Errors, 31 Warnings

DOS never says "EXCELLENT command or filename"...

Trekkers work out at the He's Dead Gym

The next Time Travel seminar will be held last week

"Ich muss mal für kleine Tentakel" - Laverne

DisneyLand: A people trap operated by a mouse.

Das Einzige was Frauen mit Fassung tragen sind Diamanten.

"I'm programmed to be very busy." - Calculon

"When I'm in command, every mission's a suicide mission!" - Zapp Brannigan

"If the apocalypse comes, beep me." - Buffy

"I notice that everybody who is Pro-Abortion already has been born."