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Re: The young lady...
Sander - 24.05.2005, 19:57The young lady...
...has gone to Chicago to babysit three kids for three weeks... :cry: ARRRGH!!!
Re: The young lady...
pamplemousse - 25.05.2005, 00:04
I'm going to Chicago in two weeks. :D Then onto Canada!
Sorry, that wasn't very sympathetic. *pats unc's back*
Re: The young lady...
S916Dave - 25.05.2005, 00:54
Long way to send for a baby sitter. :shock:
Re: The young lady...
kshobson - 25.05.2005, 00:58
I do dispatch for Chicago I think its a horrible place
Re: The young lady...
Sander - 25.05.2005, 03:38
S916Dave wrote: Long way to send for a baby sitter. :shock:
Sure is, but it's her sister's kids. 1, 3, and 6.
Re: The young lady...
Sander - 25.05.2005, 05:15
Four hours of camming Chicago helps a little, but it's not gonna work miracles for my sleep pattern. It's only 10:20PM over there...
Re: The young lady...
Elegantly Evil - 25.05.2005, 08:58
Where does she live normally?
Re: The young lady...
jdpd - 25.05.2005, 10:43
I'll take a wild guess & say Norway
Even though I haven't been on YT for a while I heard all about the new lady on FF, Sander seems to be a hot topic.
Re: The young lady...
BenDaMan - 25.05.2005, 15:03
Is this the new 17 year old lady? I'd probably be the last person you'd expect to say that age matters, and I'd bea hypocrite if I did. But, just out of curiosity, what do you see in her besides yourself? She's 17, she doesnt really know anything about anything. I mean, what can you talk about?
Re: The young lady...
jdpd - 25.05.2005, 15:25
Not all 17yo are immature, not all 48 yo are mature :lol:
Re: The young lady...
Sander - 25.05.2005, 15:30
jdpd wrote: I'll take a wild guess & say Norway
Even though I haven't been on YT for a while I heard all about the new lady on FF, Sander seems to be a hot topic.
WOW! tellmemore tellmemore lalalalalala... :-)
Re: The young lady...
jdpd - 25.05.2005, 15:32
Well there is a thread entitled 'Darth Sander' pic of you & everything holding a light saber.
Problem is that you need a certain amount of posts to get into certain areas.
Re: The young lady...
Sander - 25.05.2005, 15:33
And Ben; we can talk about a lot of stuff (as we have done over the last couple of years). This one read Baudelaire and Kant in the original when she was ten...
Btw, she's 18 now :-)
And come to think of it: Myself, I'm not that mature as 48year olds go. So we meet halfways, kinda sorta...
Re: The young lady...
jdpd - 25.05.2005, 15:36
I don't even know what they are & I'm 32
Re: The young lady...
BenDaMan - 25.05.2005, 16:20
Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying you shouldnt go out with her, I just struggle to see what you two could talk about. But then again, I'm going out with a 28 year old, 29 on sunday. So like I said, I can't really judge, we still find things to talk about.
Re: The young lady...
Fruitsalad - 30.05.2005, 20:24
Three weeks without sex is a major bitch.
I hope you are still friends with your right hand man Mr Palmer. :wink:
Re: The young lady...
Sander - 03.06.2005, 22:47
Fruitsalad wrote: Three weeks without sex is a major bitch.
I hope you are still friends with your right hand man Mr Palmer. :wink:
"My mother said
that I never should
never play with the naughty rude girls in the wood
Their giggling talk I could never understood
And thats why I fell in love with my right hand
(Chorus)
And thats why
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
And does it good like it bloody well should
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
And im always pulling my pudd
I was 25 years old
before I was kissed
and then I found the guy prefered
a swift one off the wrist
Its cheap and convenient
and you cant catch VD
Its avalible at anytime and its absolutly free
(Chorus)
And thats why
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
And it does me good like it bloody well should
I'm wanker
I'm a wanker
and im always pulling my pudd
Oh Mrs Palm
and your 5 lovely daughters
Thank you for having me
and being oh so kind
I've got pains in my arms
and my donkeys growing shorter
My knees have turnt to water
And I think im going blind
I've wanked over Italy
I've wanked over Spain
I've wanked in an omibus
I've even had a wank in a train
I've used a badger
and a melon
and a cat
a inflatable Linda Lovelace
and a David Crocket hat
(Chorus)
And thats why
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
and it does me good like it bloody well should
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
and im always pulling my pudd
Oh Mrs Palm
and your 5 lovely daughters
Thank you for having me
and being oh so kind
I've pains in my arms
and my donkeys growing shorter
My knees have turnt to water
And I think im going blind "
Re: The young lady...
Sander - 05.06.2005, 00:30Like WOW
She's still in Chicago, babysitting.
We've known each other for a long time (since she was a little jailbait; couple of years ago) and we know VERY much about each other, but only today, while camming, did we realize that we're from the same place; small town, pop. 5000! Only I moved from there long before she was born. We've talked about everything but our childhoods, and now it turns out we've gone to the same schools, been hanging around at the same mall in the nearby city, and in general have the same frame of reference, only 30 years apart...
Life can be so weird...
And, yes: She's coming home soon :-)
Re: The young lady...
BenDaMan - 05.06.2005, 00:31
I think it's wrong and disgusting, but each to their own. If she wants to be with an old man, good luck to her.
Re: The young lady...
Sander - 05.06.2005, 01:23
Hehe, over the last month or so, we've pretty much learned to ignore what people think & say about us :D
Funny thing, though, that when I was her age - 18 - I was in more or less the same position as she is now; I had a relationship with a girl twice my age. But since there is no such phrase as "dirty old woman", no one bothered to talk to us about "right" and "wrong" :-D
If anything, my 36yo gf's social status was heightened because she had managed to get her hands on a "young man".
Double standards, anyone? :D
Re: The young lady...
BenDaMan - 05.06.2005, 01:33
She's not 18, and you arent 38, she's 17, and you're over 40, it's slightly different.
As an example, if me and Sammy were to go out, I would think thats wrong. I mean, there's an age gap, and then there's an age black hole.
Im 18, and my girlfriend is 29, and we've got an age gap of 10.5 years, which is still a pretty large gap, and I can only guess that the age gap between you and this teen is at least 25 years.
Like I've said, what the hell are you going to talk about in a few years down the line? "Hi honey, I just got promoted", "Really?! Well done! No it'll make things easier, especially with me being on a pension."
"Hey baby, wanna go out tonight?"
"Tonight? Are you kidding? The night air goes right to my bones."
Re: The young lady...
Sander - 05.06.2005, 02:04
1) She's 18 now.
2) So it's "wrong". Says who? Says you? :-D
3) We have lots of things to talk about, Kant, Baudelaire, Sun-Tzu, Krapotkin, Sartre, Poe, Heidegger, Marx... But we also do other stuff.
Again, you are generalizing, thinking "ah, she's 17 or 18, so she must have certain characteristics". It's the same attitude you showed towards women in general in the boobies thread; a tendency to generalize: Please, Ben, visit the Real World now and then!
4) We hadn't planned this relationship to last more than a week or two. But we're still not tired of it, so we've decided to enjoy it to the max before we go back to the friendship stage.
Re: The young lady...
BenDaMan - 05.06.2005, 02:08
1) You still arent 38
2) No fucking shit says me, I typed out the message, so it's said by me.
3) Perhaps you should know more about me before telling me to go back to the real world.
4) And if you don't intend it to last more then a few weeks, then what your basically is that there's no love there, it's purely a sexual thing.
Re: The young lady...
Sander - 05.06.2005, 02:22
The bottom line, Ben, is that no one - least of all the two people involved - gives a fuck about what you think. You are free to go on with this, but then please do so in the "personal attacks" forum, or you will be moved there.
g'night!
Re: The young lady...
BenDaMan - 05.06.2005, 02:24
That wasn't a personal attack, calling you a dirty old fucking sleaze bag is a personal attack.
Re: The young lady...
Sander - 05.06.2005, 02:28
BenDaMan wrote: That wasn't a personal attack, calling you a dirty old fucking sleaze bag is a personal attack.
You may have a valid point there. Or maybe not. I'm not sure.
Re: The young lady...
BenDaMan - 05.06.2005, 02:31
Oh, and just with this...
Sander wrote: The bottom line, Ben, is that no one - least of all the two people involved - gives a fuck about what you think. You are free to go on with this, but then please do so in the "personal attacks" forum, or you will be moved there.
g'night!
Obviously someone does give a fuck, otherwise you wouldnt threaten to move my posts.
Re: The young lady...
Sander - 05.06.2005, 02:33
...and for a moment I mixed up my two different roles as a member and as the owner of this site. Sorry about that.
Re: The young lady...
S916Dave - 05.06.2005, 05:36
Benny has a girl friend?
Is that what he is calling his donkey now?
Re: The young lady...
Elegantly Evil - 06.06.2005, 11:05
You could say that Davo :P
Re: The young lady...
BenDaMan - 06.06.2005, 17:53
And I would still rather date my donkey then your bitch.
Re: The young lady...
Ms. Feef - 07.06.2005, 03:43
ahhh...excuse me Ben...I hope you're not calling me a Donkey...afterall...I have the nookie power!!!
Re: The young lady...
BenDaMan - 07.06.2005, 03:45
No, not you, one of my other girlfriends.
Re: The young lady...
Ms. Feef - 07.06.2005, 03:48
:lol: woow...close call...
thats ok then babe...enjoy your arguement ... love you!
Re: The young lady...
BenDaMan - 07.06.2005, 03:50
Get an avvy, fecking newb.
Re: The young lady...
Ms. Feef - 07.06.2005, 03:56
suck my blue balls!
Re: The young lady...
BenDaMan - 07.06.2005, 03:59
with pleasure.
Re: The young lady...
Ms. Feef - 07.06.2005, 04:13
have I told you today that I love you???
If not....
I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!
Re: The young lady...
BenDaMan - 07.06.2005, 04:24
Yeah yeah, whatever.
I love you too.
Re: The young lady...
jdpd - 07.06.2005, 16:09
When I met my husband they gasped, I was 22 he was 34. He's been offered Happy Meals in McD's for me. We were offered a childs rate for a guided tour. People tentatively ask how long we know each other when on holidays. We just laugh at them for their closed minds.
You can't decided who you fall in love with. Sander's girl is not under age, he's not breaking any laws.
Re: The young lady...
BenDaMan - 07.06.2005, 18:13
She's not underage now, but she was when he was talking about her when she was 10...
And Falona is 29, and I'm 18, so I'm not saying that it matters who you fall in love with.,
Re: The young lady...
Sander - 07.06.2005, 18:30
[quote="BenDaMan"]She's not underage now, but she was when he was talking about her when she was 10...
[quote]
TEN? What the fucking hell are you talking about? I've known her for two years, since she was 16, s-i-x-t-e-e-n! :roll:
Re: The young lady...
BenDaMan - 07.06.2005, 18:32
Hmmm, I couldve sworn somewhere you said you first met when she was ten, either here or on YT.
It was probably a typo or I mistook a 6 for a 0
Sorry.
Re: The young lady...
Sander - 07.06.2005, 18:34
I said here that she read Baudelaire and Kant at age ten; I never stated that I knew her then!
Re: The young lady...
BenDaMan - 07.06.2005, 18:36
Meh, so I made a mistake.
Re: The young lady...
jdpd - 08.06.2005, 10:28
Ben, I think the fact that you have a gf that you've never met is more of an oddity
Re: The young lady...
BenDaMan - 08.06.2005, 10:32
Sander hasn't met his either.
Neither has ndl.
Re: The young lady...
ndl - 09.06.2005, 07:12
^ Yup, and we also have a fair age gap. It doesn't matter, without calendars you'd never tell the difference.
Re: The young lady...
Sander - 09.06.2005, 07:15
BenDaMan wrote: Sander hasn't met his either.
He has. We're from the same place.
Re: The young lady...
BenDaMan - 09.06.2005, 07:41
Oh, again I need to learn to read. I thought you said you've known each other since you were 16, but havnt actually met, but realised you're from the same place.
Re: The young lady...
Sander - 09.06.2005, 16:31
That's OK, Ben; I'm a fast reader too, you know; still waiting for you to post your penis in the "Food" forum... :-D
Re: The young lady...
jdpd - 09.06.2005, 17:23
*makes mental note not to open the food forum whilst at work*
Re: The young lady...
BenDaMan - 09.06.2005, 20:11
"I thought you said you've known each other since you were 16"
No, no, no, no, no, since SHE was 16, jeez, I need to learn to type as well.
And you never know, I might post my penis in the food forum :P I mean, it is kinda edible.
Re: The young lady...
Ms. Feef - 10.06.2005, 00:01
honey are you being difficult again???
Re: The young lady...
BenDaMan - 10.06.2005, 00:04
Pfft, no, I am not being difficult, I havnt even had my temper tantrum yet.
Re: The young lady...
Sander - 10.06.2005, 00:06
Don't worry, Ms. Feef. It's just the side effects from his medication, and it will pass.
Or to be totally honest; we hope it will.
Re: The young lady...
S916Dave - 10.06.2005, 03:47
Be prepared to eat the entire can of whoop ass in October, Benny boy.
:twisted:
Re: The young lady...
BenDaMan - 10.06.2005, 06:02
Now are you implying that you are going to slap me around or Falona?
Re: The young lady...
S916Dave - 10.06.2005, 06:18
I'm not implying anything, I fucking telling you.
Re: The young lady...
BenDaMan - 10.06.2005, 10:03
No, you're a fucktard with little comprehension skills.
"Now are you implying that you are going to slap me around or Falona?", Means do you mean I am going to eat the entire can of whoop arse from you, or from Falona.
Re: The young lady...
Elegantly Evil - 10.06.2005, 14:04
I think I'll be avoiding the October meet up if you guys are gonna spend your time comparing dick size
Re: The young lady...
Ms. Feef - 10.06.2005, 23:26
babe, that day you eat a can of my whoope tard...I'm outta here...I like my man to have some balls and stand up for himself.
right now...you're awesome...I love you!!
Re: The young lady...
BenDaMan - 10.06.2005, 23:52
whoope tard?
I knew Canadians were weird, but, come on, that's stretching the weirdness a bit.
Re: The young lady...
Ms. Feef - 11.06.2005, 00:10
hey I'm trying to be nice and stop cursing so much...is...whoope tushy better?
Re: The young lady...
BenDaMan - 11.06.2005, 00:13
Babe, don't worry about your cursing, it's hardly enough to be called a problem.
Re: The young lady...
S916Dave - 11.06.2005, 07:37
I hear benny dosent have a dick, sammy
Re: The young lady...
Elegantly Evil - 11.06.2005, 07:57
I wouldn't know
Re: The young lady...
BenDaMan - 11.06.2005, 08:02
I guess you'll just have to wait till ocotber to find that one out Dave, Fruity should know by then.
Re: The young lady...
S916Dave - 11.06.2005, 08:57
your a dead fuck, you little ass hole, I'm not kidding either.
Re: The young lady...
BenDaMan - 11.06.2005, 09:12
You got off light Dave, I was going to say you could ask your daugter in a few years.
Re: The young lady...
S916Dave - 11.06.2005, 17:11
go suck a cock
Re: The young lady...
BenDaMan - 11.06.2005, 20:09
Awww, poor Davey can give but can't take.
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