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Qualität des Beitrags: Beteiligte Poster: Jethro - Lyuna Sedai Forum: Marath a'vron Tar d'Manetheren Forenbeschreibung: Come, visit our Homepage at http://www.freewebs.com/avron-tar/ aus dem Unterforum: The Mistress of Novices' Office Antworten: 5 Forum gestartet am: Mittwoch 20.04.2005 Sprache: englisch Link zum Originaltopic: The next 500 Letzte Antwort: vor 18 Jahren, 9 Monaten, 21 Tagen, 3 Stunden, 11 Minuten
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Re: The next 500
Jethro - 13.07.2005, 02:41The next 500
I posted in the city. I just had to. 500? 'bout why I shouldn't post there?
Re: The next 500
Lyuna Sedai - 13.07.2005, 16:32
No, this time you won't get away that easily... :|
You posted there on purpose and with full knowledge that you shouldn't so I'm going to be harder on you...
You are restricted from all Quizzes, Humor, Games and Creativity threads for one week, plus I expect you to write a Letter to our wonderful mayor Alatariel, why you posted in the City and apologizing for it. 600 words minimum. :|
Re: The next 500
Jethro - 13.07.2005, 16:36
should I mail it to her? In that case, I need her adres...
Re: The next 500
Lyuna Sedai - 13.07.2005, 23:02
No, you post it here, and after I approved you will send it to her via PM :|
Re: The next 500
Jethro - 15.07.2005, 19:11
Dear Mayor,
I am writing this apology to you for several reasons. First, I want to say I’m sorry for posting in your area, thus cluttering up your forum with a post of mine that shouldn’t be there. I wasn’t thinking straight back then, and I thought it would be fun. I shall never do this again, for as long as I am a novice you shall not see me back in the city. I might send alter-ego’s, spies, undercover-agents, informers, spy-planes, One-Power listening devices or disguised people, but you will not see me again until then in the city, stables, or anywhere else where I may not post. If you do see me, please tell me and I’ll hide better next time.
Second, my act broke my heart. I love you so much, I couldn’t stand this injustice, and I would like to ask, no beg, forgiveness for what I did. It’s a horrible act, and I can only redeem myself by begging at your feet for forgiveness or merci or something like that. As soon as I may post again in the city, I will do so.
Third, Mum made me. There’s no escaping Mum’s will, so this is a valid point as well. It would be unwise to go against Mum’s judgement or will, so therefore I will do so many, many more times, but not this time. This is partially because I respect Mummy, and partially since she has a big Gaidin with scary eyes that is looking rather greedily at me.
Fourth, Mum’s big Gaidin with scary is eyes is looking rather greedily at me. This is reason enough for me to say to him: ‘sorry, can’t talk right now, need to do my punishment. Call me later.’ and get away with it without being punished again, or something like that.
Fifth, I love to write. So an apology will nicely fit in in my collection of writings. I am therefore writing it twice, so I can keep one for myself, to look at later. I can say to my kids then: ‘look this was when mommy/daddy (I’ll decide on that one later) did something horribly wrong’. Then they will say: ‘ohhhh, we won’t do anything wrong ever!’. So there’s a bit of forethought, afterthought and opportunism in it as well.
Sixth, Burger King’s approached me again for a commercial, since they liked my other one. I’m getting a nifty ammount of gold coins to say to you:
We’ve got a special Mayor MealTM ready for you at your nearest Burger King. For only 15 gold coins, you get a big burger with cheese, Andoran fries, and a coke cooled with ice straight from Shayol Guhl. If you respond within twenty four (I wrote that out, more words! Cunning me again) hours, you’ll get an extra ‘I’m the mayor around here’ button for free.
Seventhet, I can’t spell that word. I thought this would be a good exercise to practive several difficult words, like seventh, biorhythm, aurora borealis, radio-heliograph, judophobia, obedieance and dog.
Eigth, I had nothing else to do. No wait, that’s not what I meant. What I meant was this is lotsly better then cleaning pots and such. And since I was banned from the humor forums, I needed to do that lostly, the Aes Sedai said it was for building character, which I have lotsly already of course, but I guess you would know that too.
But let’s not be rude now. I totally forgot to ask you: ‘how are you, miss mayor?’ I hope you are well. Will you write back to me soon? I love reading letters from you, it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Thanks in advance.
Sincerly and forever yours,
Jethro, novice in training.
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