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Anonymous - 16.12.2006, 21:58
Having a bad day?
Having a Bad Day?
Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back, flippers, and face mask. A post-mortem revealed that the person died not from burns, but from massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive identification.
Investigators set about to determine how a fully clad diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire. It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the person went for a diving trip off the coast some 20 miles from the forest. The fire-fighters, seeking to control the fire as quickly as possible, called in a fleet of helicopters with very large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and then flown to the forest fire and emptied. You guessed it. One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the Pacific, the next he was doing the breast stroke in a fire dip bucket 300 feet in the air.
Apparently he extinguished exactly 5'10" of the fire. Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed
Green-Daze - 16.12.2006, 23:21
where did you get this text?
Anonymous - 16.12.2006, 23:53
I wrote him by myself!
Green-Daze - 17.12.2006, 11:44
i found something on the net, maybe you want to read it
http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bldiver.htm
oh, and maybe that link, can you see any similarity :?:
http://www.laughbreak.com/stories/a_bad_day.html
FashionVictim - 17.12.2006, 14:37
Green-Daze wrote: i found something on the net, maybe you want to read it
http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bldiver.htm
oh, and maybe that link, can you see any similarity :?:
http://www.laughbreak.com/stories/a_bad_day.html
:lol:
Anonymous - 17.12.2006, 14:44
:shock:
Manni - 27.12.2006, 12:54
sorry for :OT: but:
omg! Who do you think you are? You write things like
Quote: there are very good i think!
and then you think we believe that you write such a text without one mistake?
I'm so fed up with you -.- You're going on my nerves every day. I've never seen a bigger Idiot on any board. Sorry about that but I couldn't suspend myself to say my opinion...
Green-Daze - 27.12.2006, 13:00
Manni wrote: sorry for :OT: but:
omg! Who do you think you are? You write things like
Quote: there are very good i think!
and then you think we believe that you write such a text without one mistake?
I'm so fed up with you -.- You're going on my nerves avery day. I've never seen an bigger Idiot on any board. Sorry about that but I couldn't suspend myself to say my opinion...
my words manni banana
he says things like ``i like them´´ about bands he don´t know, that´s really stupid :!:
The Dissappearing Boy - 27.12.2006, 13:11
ahhh poor old lp-fan.
i'll stick up for you! :D
Green-Daze - 27.12.2006, 13:22
i already gave him the new member level ``spammer´´ :lol:
Manni - 27.12.2006, 13:30
god bless you...
Green-Daze - 27.12.2006, 14:35
:mrgreen:
Anonymous - 09.01.2007, 20:14
Manni i make that just for fun! I copied that text from a joke site no more what do you think I am? A racist?
:lol:
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