Verfügbare Informationen zu "Share your funny ingame quotes"
Qualität des Beitrags: Beteiligte Poster: Riyn - Oltcit - Zweet - Diegles - Frej - Camar - Azzis - Ransom - lexurio Forum: http://deadlywhisper.iphpbb.com Forenbeschreibung: Deadly Whisper (AoF) Discussion Board aus dem Unterforum: Life in Deadly Whisper Antworten: 58 Forum gestartet am: Montag 02.05.2005 Sprache: englisch Link zum Originaltopic: Share your funny ingame quotes Letzte Antwort: vor 16 Jahren, 6 Monaten, 18 Tagen, 7 Stunden, 8 Minuten
Alle Beiträge und Antworten zu "Share your funny ingame quotes"
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Riyn - 14.09.2006, 12:33Share your funny ingame quotes
Yay, let's go with the trend of posting your fun conversations, tells, scenes you see ingame. No reposting of the hilarious thread of the official board. I want to see new stuff :D
Guess I'll start too, some old stuff in there too.
[Deadly Whisper] Moederkoek: !calc 1000-177
[Deadly Whisper] Whisperbot2: 1000-177 = 823
[Deadly Whisper] Moederkoek: !calc 823/6
[Deadly Whisper] Whisperbot2: 823/6 = 137.16666667
[Deadly Whisper] Moederkoek: !calc 137/3
[Deadly Whisper] Whisperbot2: 137/3 = 45.666666667
[Deadly Whisper] Moederkoek: Yey. 45hrs then i have my 1k token board.
[Deadly Whisper] Riyn: Pity the fool. Oo
Blackmesa: haha i wish i had another peice
Blackmesa: but the frop rate is medicore
Chidoli: frop rate... OMG
Chidoli: is that the inflation rate of froob accounts?
Blackmesa: nah it's how often demi cyborz
Chidoli: ROFL!
*few hours later*
Demikat: yesh! you too!
Roddytwin: you love me?
Chidoli: frop+1
Aogirls: lol
Demikat: hahahaha!
Arulya: omg rofl
Demikat: yay!
Chidoli: OO.. Wait.. You actually know that "frob allready"?
[Team] Chidoli: Jintra big. Jintra Mighty. All hail Jintra
[Team] Jintra: Do I know you?
[Team] Chidoli: will you heal me? ^^
Chidoli: yay new shrinking bracer's.
Blackmesa: *casting ruse3*
Chidoli: ...
Blackmesa: lol
Chidoli: Your breast just shrunk.
Blackmesa: omg!
Blackmesa: but i have pillows
[Team] Latorii: Using BGH!
You healed xyz for 1700 points of damage x25
Attacked by Mob123 x20
You died of Weapon Damage.
[Team] Latorii: Well... the doc guide did not lie... Battlegroup heals make large scale raids a whole new experience :/
[Clan OOC] Somenoob: I checked every container shop in OA, but still none selling Robust Backpacks :(. Have they been removed?
[Clan OOC] Chidoli: You.. well... you know.... nvm. Tell me when you find one.
Forgot name, posted it in OOC when i made screenshoot so i had name removed
[XXX]: Heya.
To [XXX]: sup?
[XXX]: nice armors.
To [XXX]: err thx.
[XXX]: What's that?
To [XXX]: What's what? Armor? Pants?
[XXX]: Both?
To [XXX]: Combined Mercenary's Jacket, Faithful Martial Artist Pants
[XXX]: Wow, you're uber!
To [XXX]: err? not really
[XXX]: Sure you are.
[XXX]: Can you lend me 1mil?
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Oltcit - 14.09.2006, 14:20
two days ago on Oltcit. the other one was a 29 fr00b advy.
[XXX]: Hi
To [XXX]: sup
1 min later
To [XXX]: ?
To [XXX]: did you need anything?
[XXX]: No. Just wanted to say hi.
[XXX]: Hi.
To [XXX]: hi to you too
To [XXX]: now move along pls
[XXX]: You must be rich.
To [XXX]: welcome to ignore...
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Riyn - 14.09.2006, 19:54
hehe. prolly the same guy too ;P
Get.. me.. more!
I know you guys - there must be lots and lots of funny ingame quotes you're to emberassed to share!.
edit:
found in old screenshots.
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Chidoli: By the way. You guys ever slept lately? you've been online whenever i logged on lately.
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Machde: I'm gmt+12 so my timezone is different
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Chidoli: Oh, there are no nights in your timezone?
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Zweet - 23.09.2006, 18:21
Here is one I hear and say a lot:
RUN!!!
Normally followed by another conversation at a reclaim terminal....
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Diegles - 24.09.2006, 01:05
As im writing this it happens :
Trading with Tiewe.
1minute Delay...
Tiewe: can you give money please
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Diegles - 24.09.2006, 01:29
This situation was about Twinkabells Son who took out the Power pack for his second computer.
[Team] Twinkabelle: he now knows how to work the child locks i see :S
[Team] Wingdoc: he has B&E skillz
[Team] Twinkabelle: no kidding
[Team] Twinkabelle: he does it again, ima debuff him upside the head
[Team] Alphamon: Just remove his right arm
[Team] Twinkabelle: sorry to be behind
[Team] Alphamon: It contains B&E
[Team] Alphamon: Also left arm
[Team] Twinkabelle: defending my lcd atm
[Team] Twinkabelle: i built that pc so i can get my wife to play ao with me.. 300 bucks for the lcd, he *won't* be breaking it!
[Team] Ragunn: Should hope not!
This was taken out of screenies i took at a pen Mission ;) well it all ended with Twinkabell got a Solution a) Debuff the kid. b) throw him out the window.
I had much fun while they wrote it, hope u got some of it aswell :P
took away alot of "lol lmao hahaha" msgs tho
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Frej - 10.10.2006, 19:16
[Llianly]: hi
To [Llianly]: hi
[Llianly]: i need speed
[Llianly]: ty ]
To [Llianly]: yw
[Llianly]: :)
[Llianly]: How are you, can tell me which can buy to the good weapon?
To [Llianly]: im sorry, i dont know anything about melee weapons. i never played an enf.
To [Llianly]: ranged weapons i get from various boss or special dungeons. like crypt of home.
[Llianly]: What?Which can buy
[Llianly]: I need very much
To [Llianly]: the best weapons you cant buy, like the sword you are using you have to loot them from boss monsters.
[Llianly]: Which depredation does that go to?]
To [Llianly]: what?
[Llianly]: Where just can get?
To [Llianly]: where can you get what?
[Llianly]: Where just can get good weapon?
To [Llianly]: i dont know
[Llianly]: what?
To [Llianly]: i dont know where you can get a good weapon.
[Llianly]: I need a good weapon, you are in aid of I?
To [Llianly]: no
[Llianly]: ???
[Llianly]: Where does that just can get?
To [Llianly]: i dont understand what you are saying. i cant help you.
[Llianly]: Just can get good weapon there?
To [Llianly]: take a close look at what you have been writing. I dont understand what you want. please go bother someone else.
*sigh* some people try my patience...
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Riyn - 10.10.2006, 22:41
haha. judging at the syntax of what he wrote it was prolly an asian player.
[Llianly]: Which depredation does that go to?
I love that part.
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Camar - 21.10.2006, 14:11
[Abcmaxadv]: hi
[Abcmaxadv]: can you help me make a weapon?
[Abcmaxadv]: Kyr'Ozch Axe//Kyr'Ozch Bio-Material - Type 240
To [Abcmaxadv]: hi, depends what skills are needed
[Abcmaxadv]: ty for CI
[Abcmaxadv]: sec, you are no engi
hehe smart man! But I kinda disguise as an engi nowadays...
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Diegles - 25.10.2006, 18:15
Just posting some fun Pictures.
Remember back when you got tells from Storm, about me Ninjalooting?
Here's a Screenie of that ;)
[.img]http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r11/Diegles/scrn0000.png[/img]
Remember the time we got a "good" loot on aliens?
This is the best loot ever seen.
[.img]http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r11/Diegles/scrn0027.png[/img]
I was 1-handed blunt once!
[.img]http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r11/Diegles/scrn0029.png[/img]
Picture of me and Frej.<3
[.img]http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r11/Diegles/scrn0018.png[/img]
And Plasma you wanted to see the pictures of the gimpest ppl I've ever seen(from the looks)? Here you go, have fun.
Doctah
[.img]http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r11/Diegles/scrn0021.png[/img]
Soldiah
[.img]http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r11/Diegles/scrn0022.png[/img]
And something nice to look at for a change.
[.img]http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r11/Diegles/scrn0016.png[/img]
and, ehm.. Comments "shouldnt" be rude..
Edit Riyn: changed images to links
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Riyn - 25.10.2006, 18:32
Diegles wrote: and, ehm.. Comments "shouldnt" be rude..
buttsecks?
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Diegles - 25.10.2006, 18:37
Riyn wrote: Diegles wrote: and, ehm.. Comments "shouldnt" be rude..
buttsecks?
hehe.. your a tricky one, aint you? ^^
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Diegles - 25.10.2006, 18:38
oh and the "Time of Post" is bugged for me, its allways the same date, and the same time :S
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Diegles - 25.10.2006, 18:57
i think i might have a funny one..
Me and (drunk) Riyn + Reddy about to do aliens..
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Diegma: should i de cloak?
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Miyutsi: nah i can
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Miyutsi: no prob
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Diegma: Doc is logged here, logging ;)
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Diegma: soon
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Miyutsi: gives me something to concentrate on
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Nummy12: im at city
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Miyutsi: so i dont driff off being drunk
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Diegma: follow :P'
Timed logout started. This will take 30 seconds.
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Miyutsi: good thing is. no matter how drunk i am. i can even operate my pc when i can't walk anymore
Diegma: logging the doc
Miyutsi: k
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Diegma: lol
Hey Windows..
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Azzis - 29.10.2006, 05:07
Some pics hope you enjoy
tryin to chop off his err.. toe ?! ;)
[.img]http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/8103/scrn0065kh9.png[/img]
awwwwww always pickin the smallest em i :(
[.img]http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/2624/scrn0066an8.png[/img]
Some threesome fun on Rubi-Ka, first some drinkin and dancin yay fun \o/
[.img]http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/4196/scrn0089fw4.png[/img]
Then they told meh to bend over... OUCH never would have think it to hurt that much dmnit! >,<
[.img]http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/6049/scrn0093tu4.png[/img]
then got something to pick Dieg ofc ^^
Azz killin strikers and Diegles on his knees lootin remains ofc, how'd it been otherwise
[.img]http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/3313/scrn0143cm0.png[/img]
Edit Riyn: Changed pics to link. WTB thumbnaails :p
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Diegles - 01.11.2006, 12:20
haha ;-) Maybe I was looting some Ubah Phats!! u never know, or maybe i was just using a healing kit :P Az didnt want to tank :(
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Azzis - 01.11.2006, 19:05
lmao dieg Ubah indeed... so did you find any? o.O
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Riyn - 05.11.2006, 01:34drunk plasma
Drunk plasma with lots of text. I removed some offtopic spam
[IRC] Ransom: lo~~
Latorii: carefull plasma. you don't want to fall.. of your chair.
[IRC] Ransom: hey he's coming :D keeeprcominf :
[IRC] Ransom: i have big chair like h...hmm dunno the word
[IRC] Ransom: but no prob :D
[VA] Thecloser: ty latorii
Latorii: like.. big chairs?
[IRC] Ransom: yea big chair :D
Latorii: couch potato :p
[IRC] Ransom: its defiently only an dolny for AO came :D
[IRC] Ransom: oh yea sounds like taht :D
Latorii: the frag?.. what?
[IRC] Ransom: couch is really close but frag?
[IRC] Ransom: did i say frag :D WUT? :D
[IRC] Ransom: thought ya said FAG :D... hmm what is frag lemme check
Latorii: uh uh.. someone hand me the drunk-to-english translator.
[VA] Thecloser: lol
[IRC] Ransom: lolll noo :D
[IRC] Ransom: dont do taht i am not dreun k :D
Latorii: and no i said frag not fag *lol*.
Latorii: "the frag" = "what the hell"
[IRC] Ransom: yeayea i noticed but FRAG :D
[IRC] Ransom: hm m okay what a hell :D
[IRC] Ransom: Riżn hey
Latorii: you ought to see battlestar galactica at some point.
[IRC] Ransom: just excuse meh :D
Latorii: you gonna throw up? :]
[IRC] Ransom: hahah aGalactica :D no way :D
[IRC] Ransom: i aint that type of guy
[IRC] Ransom: throw up guy? like DRINK YTOO MUCH olll
[IRC] Ransom: öpö
[IRC] Ransom: i mean tall time LOL
Latorii: I have not the slightest idea what you just meant Oo
[IRC] Ransom: last sentece "drink too much , LOL" :D
Latorii: ah!
[IRC] Ransom: there is the meanin :D
[IRC] Ransom: sorry my typographuia :D
Latorii: dammit.. anyone want a invite to guest channel to see plasma?
[IRC] Ransom: or sumthing D:
Latorii: i can symphatize. my typing sucks today too.
[IRC] Ransom: noooo noo dont invite meh
[IRC] Ransom: i feel like hmm ... more like sleepz modez :D
[IRC] Ransom: noon notihng like GUEST thingy wingy :DDD
Latorii: *ponders*
[IRC] Ransom: damn j00o i feel dizzy :D
[Blackmesa]: lol i cant see what hes saying unless he logs on for real
[IRC] Ransom: huh world spinning aroun d:D
Latorii: i bet.
[IRC] Ransom: damn j00 whats ponders... *checking the wikipedia* :DDDDDDDDDd
Latorii: Ponders means... uhm.. thinking/wondering.
[IRC] Ransom: waht does say the mr.ggole e;:
[Blackmesa]: what's his 1st language? is it really english?
To [Blackmesa]: ... i wonder..
[IRC] Ransom: ohhhh thank you Riyn :D
[IRC] Ransom: new word for me :DDD
Latorii: hey! you can still spell my name right!
Latorii: most don't manage to do that sober
[IRC] Ransom: ALWAYS :D
[VA] Thecloser: latorii
[IRC] Ransom: but hey its MEH :D
Latorii: indeed.
Latorii: nothing like drunk plasma at friday night.
[IRC] Ransom: hmmmmyeaaa :D
[IRC] Ransom: hmm is it friaday?
[IRC] Ransom: lol thought its thustday
Latorii: err yeah.. it's friday.
Latorii: O__O
Latorii: or rather it was.
[IRC] Ransom: hmm... let bbe not matter even monday :D
[VA] Thecloser: is it friday?
[IRC] Ransom: 4:40am :D lol sum been party
[VA] Gyrados: ya
[VA] Gyrados: firday the 3
Latorii: Oo
[Blackmesa]: lmao
[IRC] Ransom: lol... hmmh.. i think i0 watch sum movie
[VA] Thecloser: ohhhhhhhhhhh yeah
Latorii: it certainly was a hell of a party if you still think it's thursday.
[IRC] Ransom: like "g'nite movie" :D
[VA] Thecloser: sunday id the 5th
[IRC] Ransom: WTF :D
Latorii: ;P
[IRC] Ransom: lol but i THOUGHT :D
[IRC] Ransom: awwk... now i gonna check spiderman2
Latorii: sure you were at the right party then? ;P
[IRC] Ransom: no matter what ya say PLEASE ;:D
[IRC] Ransom: nomatter :D
[IRC] Ransom: just love that D: prolly the 20th time i watch it but :D its tender
Latorii: maybe you should wait to see it until you're sober or you start spinning you net trying to jump out of your apartment
Latorii: that would be... well... ugly.
[IRC] Ransom: i sit calm :D
[IRC] Ransom: dont think too much :D
Latorii: you even don't when you're sober Oo
[VA] Thecloser: bas's birthdaty is on the 5th.. ironic
Latorii: sitting calm i mean.
[VA] Gyrados: haha
[IRC] Ransom: I say no mo re :D
[IRC] Ransom: lol
Latorii: not without your lawyer, eh?
[IRC] Ransom: yea i am hyper active person :D
[IRC] Ransom: rarely sit calm :DDD
[IRC] Ransom: dont have actualy lawyer :D
[Blackmesa]: find out his native language other than drunk ;p
[VA] Thecloser: Im killing a pumpkin head
Latorii: heh, would be sad if you had to ahve one allready.
[IRC] Ransom: blabla sad hmm :d
Latorii: oh you're drunk right
[IRC] Ransom: right :D sdlightly
Latorii: do you remember you wanted to log on and give me your mp's phatz?
[IRC] Ransom: not gonna fall on that sry :D
Latorii: was worth a try...
[IRC] Ransom: lol :D hmm sadly not even first :D
Latorii: i bet dieg was the one who tried first eh?
Latorii: by the way... thank you plasma.
Latorii: i was soooo totally bored.
[IRC] Ransom: yea :D many noticed i never SPEND anything.. i just gather more and gather goodies
[IRC] Ransom: i am so hmm.. i just SAVE ;D
[IRC] Ransom: ya welcome :D
[VA] Thecloser: latorii has me confused..lol
Latorii: err.. plasma is one IRC and i'm talking with him ;)
[IRC] Ransom: i am happy if i helped usm1
Latorii: on IRC*
[IRC] Ransom: lol ^^
[IRC] Ransom: sum1 wondering :DDD
Latorii: yep
[VA] Thecloser: oh thank god..lol
Latorii: all prolly think i'm gone nuts and am talking to myself.
Latorii: but that's ok.
Latorii: I'm used to that.
Latorii: err....
[VA] Thecloser: yes
[IRC] Ransom: its like half-virtual me :D
[IRC] Ransom: this IRC aint real :D
Latorii: not my fault others can't hear the voices.
[IRC] Ransom: it would be total mess if i would log my TOON :DDDD
[IRC] Ransom: yea i kno... Waqu should do sumthin about that
[VA] Thecloser: rrrrrrrrrrriiiiight latorii
[IRC] Ransom: that we see Aof chat :D
Latorii: heh do it plasma..
Latorii: woud be fun
[IRC] Ransom: we all three.. AZZIS WAQU and meh :D
[IRC] Ransom: there is all three ppl :D and none others uses
[IRC] Ransom: lol
Latorii: comeon plasma. log so other can laugh too :)
Latorii: and they might stop thinking i'm crazy.. or at least that i didn't become even more crazy
[IRC] Ransom: noo
[IRC] Ransom: j00000 aint tgrazy
Latorii: pff cheapskate.
[IRC] Ransom: jsut say "Ransom toodrunk"'
Latorii: grazy?
Latorii: i allways say that.
[IRC] Ransom: ya n0t too grazy
Latorii: ^_^
[IRC] Ransom: i aint alwats:D just sumtimes
[IRC] Ransom: i have nice hat :D
[IRC] Ransom: modified my soffa :D
[IRC] Ransom: or what is that ;D coach D:
Latorii: i think it's still called chair
[IRC] Ransom: but huhhuh yeap.. i think i fade out
[IRC] Ransom: chair yea :D that was it :LD
[IRC] Ransom: lol coach :D hmm nvm :D
[IRC] Ransom: yea its defienetly coach :D
[IRC] Ransom: lol
Latorii: coach is a trainer.. couch maybe.
[IRC] Ransom: ooo i mean Chari
[IRC] Ransom: yeayaey :D
[IRC] Ransom: lol ya mezzin me :D
[IRC] Ransom: i meant c´Chair
Latorii: hehe i figured.
[IRC] Ransom: öpö
[IRC] Ransom: lol even :D
Latorii: quite good generas. having a blast talking with drunk plasma.
[IRC] Ransom: bleh @ j00
[REM] Generas: Good to hear :)
Latorii: :P
[VA] Thecloser: or so lotorii claims
[VA] Thecloser: latorii
Latorii: See? can't type the name.
[IRC] Ransom: i aint durnk :D
[IRC] Ransom: just few beerz :D
Latorii: [Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Whisperbot2: [IRC] Ransom: i aint durnk :D [Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Whisperbot2: [IRC] Ransom: just few beerz :D
Latorii: believe me now?
[IRC] Ransom: nd m y keyboard broaken
Latorii: riiiiiight
[IRC] Ransom: hmm :D
[IRC] Ransom: ya convincing for sum1 :D yourself? :D
Latorii: i should get exp for talking with you plasma :)
[IRC] Ransom: what yaaa doin :D
Latorii: then i might make my 2 dings for Nano Crystal (Cellular Recuperation)
[IRC] Ransom: ya mean xp meanwhile chitchat :D
[VA] Thecloser: Really.. its ok.. we never said we didnt.. just ... take it easy.. (Everyone sing a lullabye.. they say it helps when dealing with um... you know.. ppl that talk to themselves)
Latorii: yeah.. and sk for cyborz.
Latorii: that would rock. :)
[IRC] Ransom: hole shiiiiiit CR himself :D
[IRC] Ransom: oh my :D what i have done :D
Latorii: if you sing a lullaby closer i'm gonna stick this maw up you beep and pull the trigger until it makes click click click ( ring a bell? ;) )
[IRC] Ransom: jhey dont dont hmm dont hmm
[IRC] Ransom: aww
[IRC] Ransom: lol
[VA] Thecloser: no.. but could be interesting
Latorii: and mind you it holds 35 bullets.
[IRC] Ransom: wont mind :D
Latorii: i'm sure you wouldn't plasma ^_^
[IRC] Ransom: go for it :D
[IRC] Ransom: haha :D
[IRC] Ransom: aww definetly i think its Dingdingding (ring a bell? ;) ) time
Latorii: closer i hope you noticed i was just kidding :)
[IRC] Ransom: sry loloc copy pcaste :D
[IRC] Ransom: no ikiddin :D just ding ding ding time now :D
[IRC] Ransom: say: gnite africa :D
[IRC] Ransom: goin zleep :D
Latorii: err.. i lost you.
[VA] Thecloser: no latorii..Im really wiped anyway :)
[IRC] Ransom: dont :D just..
Latorii: ah ok.. ni ni plasma
[IRC] Ransom: goin sleep :D
Latorii: :P
[IRC] Ransom: hheehh NN :D
Latorii: by the way i logged your chat plasma
Latorii: gonna have fun posting it at board
Latorii: ^___^ V
[IRC] Ransom: *D
[IRC] Ransom: gnite :D
Latorii: ni ni
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Camar - 05.11.2006, 14:50
Hehe :)
If I remember right, Ransom's Finnish? So English is not his first language ;)
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Azzis - 05.11.2006, 15:59
oh yeah thats definetly Ransom i know.. g' old drunk and spammy -.-
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Frej - 05.11.2006, 19:43
[Davii]: pls speed ncu 110 plls dr quik dmg buff pls
By reading it carefull several times i decided that he probably wanted the usual fixer buffs... ;-)
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Riyn - 06.11.2006, 20:11
Latorii: hey ho
Oltcit: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Oltcit: gimme all your phatz this is a hold-up !!!!!!!
Latorii: you know.. for a hold up..
Latorii: you gotta have the stuff to back up your claims
Oltcit: good point
Latorii: ain't it?
Oltcit: let me log my gm char :p
Latorii: beside..
Oltcit: oh wait, don't have one
Latorii: what do you want with paramedics?
Oltcit: don't know, just practicing robbing the noobs
Latorii: oh.. and i juuust made the perfect practice target...
Latorii: gee.. thanks.
Oltcit: well.......
Oltcit: :p
I'm soo hurt :mad:
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Oltcit - 07.11.2006, 12:07
was gonna post that myself but you beat me to it :D
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Riyn - 08.11.2006, 00:42
more from Olt:
Oltcit: tease me, tease me, tease me babeeee.... till i loose controoooool.....
Latorii: one /moon would be enough for that, right?
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Diegles - 13.11.2006, 23:51
Posting this Only Cause Azz didnt want Riyn to Know..
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)]Azzstryfe: !calc 13+9
some tower attack thing
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)]Diegma: 22 az
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)]Diegma: :P
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)]Azzstryfe: answer me ffs stupid bot
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)]Azzstryfe: lol
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)]Azzstryfe: ty dieg ;D
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)]Azzstryfe: Dont you tell this to Riyn.
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)]Diegma: Sorry Az, Allready got Screenie. The facts must out sometime anyway.
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Riyn - 14.11.2006, 01:01
HAR HAR pwned!
We should modify that function to give responses like "calc that with your own head mofo" or something like that when it detects the !calc is too simple.
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Riyn - 14.11.2006, 01:10
OOC adventures
[Clan OOC] Some-Aragorn-guy: you're all pussies
[Clan OOC] Some-legolas-guy: ah, comeon...
[Clan OOC] Aragorn-Guy: legolas...
[Clan OOC] legolas-guy: ?
[Clan OOC] Aragorn-guy: want this? °U°
[Clan OOC] legolas-guy: only if you want this o//o
[Clan OOC] some helpless bystanders: you're disgusting
[Clan OOC] Aragorn-guy: legolas..
[Clan OOC] legolas-guy: aragorn...
[Clan OOC] Some-Gimli-guy: What's up guys?
[Clan OOC] Aragorn-guy: stupid fag.. you ruined the moment!
[Clan OOC] gimli-guy: O.o
WA grid ftw..
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Diegles - 14.11.2006, 01:15
haha, that would be fun, tho it would react on 412+200+60+10+10+10+2+2+(4*7)+5+10
as i know is 749.. ? i just don bother calc such in my "itty bitty" brain. you know braincells are very unusual in my head, the kinda jump out when ever they like too, and come back when im sleepeing.. Once its morning, they jump out and im like.. were the fuck am i?
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Riyn - 14.11.2006, 17:31
Yeah i know. waking up in the morning and not recognizing where you are, but knowing you just woke up in your room but your brain is still so dead you don't receognize it.
Then you realize, it is not your home after all.
Best. Nights. Ever.
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Azzis - 18.11.2006, 12:30
omfg!! busted :'( :eek:
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Diegles - 25.11.2006, 15:16
me and my Boring pictures again..
This is me Waiting 8 hours for ARK/GM.
[.img]http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r11/Diegles/scrn0067.png[/img]
And This is still me waiting 8 hours on ARK/GM
[.img]http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r11/Diegles/scrn0066.png[/img]
And this is were they came and said.. "Sorry can't help ya, we'll try to send u an GM."
][.img]http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r11/Diegles/scrn0065.png[/img]
Thanks to ARK/GM that day i was unable to do anything else then wait..
EDIT Riyn: I changed your post to link to the images instead of displaying them as they were a lil big and having to load them multiple times everyday... ;)
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Diegles - 25.11.2006, 15:58
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Bulisor: i have 1 problem
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Bulisor: pls
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Bulisor: need only 1 he
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Bulisor: how can ??? 1he?
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Bulisor: only 1 he need
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Whisperbot2: [IRC] Ransom: whaat :D
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Whisperbot2: [VA] Dodz: strenght
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Bulisor: need only 1 he
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Whisperbot2: [IRC] Ransom: humidity extractor?
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Whisperbot2: [IRC] Ransom: or 1hand edge? :D
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Whisperbot2: [VA] Dodz: got behe and ic ?
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Whisperbot2: [IRC] Ransom: i can log my NT
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Bulisor: 1h edged
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Whisperbot2: [IRC] Ransom: ah but... define more :D
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Whisperbot2: [IRC] Ransom: ya need sum buff? more 1he skill?
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Whisperbot2: [IRC] Ransom: or ya need 1he wpn?
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Bulisor: tks
Sorry but.. lol!!?? wtf..
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Ransom - 05.12.2006, 00:39
O.o wut teh wuk... who is dat phat man dere :) Ransom must be real AO background vocalist LOLMAO... forgot totally :D
I wonder what i been thinking... prolly not game as much as sumthing COOOOL :)
But yea ... i had sumthin like ... funny moment :) i remember that damn very well :D More chatting like that... more like chatting with thoughts :)
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Riyn - 21.12.2006, 23:42
Real Life
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Dellaenf: reallife? iv heard thats a good rts
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Ceres: i heard real life has some awesome realistic looking graphics
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Ceres: and is fully interactive
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Dellaenf: yeah that too
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Shadywaq: yea i've heard some rumors about reallife too....
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Ceres: must be a hoax
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Dellaenf: its hard to get root rights there tho
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Lexurio: real life is full of bugs
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Lexurio: and it's really eating up resources
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Shadywaq: yea but rl needs geforce rl version..., but my beer driver 2.4 gives me a trouble seeing things ;P
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Ceres: maybe there'll be a expansion soon to gix the bugs
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Lexurio: waqu thought of an upgrade?
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Shadywaq: well goverment is looking at it and they say its working as intended....
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Ceres: upgrade? you mean like.. eye glasses?
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Lexurio: it sucks when girlfriend program crashes and techie support is not available
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Shadywaq: yea i hate that too
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Lexurio: it all goes back to manual settings hehehehehe
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Ceres: ./me better won't comment on that
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Shadywaq: wifey 2.2 version should work they say :P
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Lexurio: wifey proggie is too expensive and needs too much attention
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Ceres: I still miss the "Really Off" button for that version.
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Shadywaq: yea they didnt implement that yet
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Ceres: blows
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Ceres: err
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Dellaenf: the wife ?
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Ceres: i knew it.
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Dellaenf: lol
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Shadywaq: of you running with the single version?
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Shadywaq: that has better freetime adjustements but lacks on bedtime settings :P
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Lexurio: what really sucks is that it has no manual
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Ceres: LOL
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Lexurio: and learning by mistake could crash the proggie for good
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Ceres: well lex, it's all about the experience
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Ceres: you need it to level
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Lexurio: u know what really sucks? no recclaim in RL
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Whisperbot2: [VA] Kitlynna: and no hecks in RL either =(
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Ceres: that's a good thing isn't it?
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Ceres: i'm allways wishing for a reload though
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Lexurio: or at least undo command
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Lexurio: oooh how i'd love an undo or even some reset skill points
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Ceres: well maybe I should try RL after all
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Ceres: last time it crashed so i went back to AO
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Ceres: ;P
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Lexurio: it's like ao lacks some things but it kinda sticks to ya
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Lexurio: can never really quit it
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Riyn - 28.12.2006, 13:28
found some good ol' screenshots.. again.
Alien Raids
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Miyutsi turned the cloaking device in your city off.
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Whisperbot2: Miyutsi disabled the cloaking device at 13:50:57 GMT and initiated an alien attack
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Your radar station is picking up alien activity in the area surrounding your city.
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Whisperbot2: Alien attack imminent. Last chance to gather at CC to defend. Anyone not participating in the defence, seek shelter inside a building or stay out of city.
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Miyutsi: OMG Greenies! Yes Greenies. I like them green. green is good. IF they turn red i'm gonna find you city campers and will break all your implants zomg!
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Azsokuzan: lol
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Aliumzdoc: Nice one ;)
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Azsokuzan: best warning for oncomin raid ever ;)
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Borggirl: *runs to city* :P
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Ceoxp: hm, wonder where i left Frej...
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Miyutsi: tehee
uh... Drunk..Riyn..
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Latorii: in a matter of speaking.
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Latorii: speech*
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Latorii: ok maybe no beer for me *lol*
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Latorii: well.. there's allways wodka..
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Latorii: i hate this.. i'm taling to myself again..
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Latorii: but that's ok..
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Latorii: i'm used to that.
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Latorii: I'll just listen to the voices..
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Pummelig: I'm too busy owning spiders :)
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Oltcit: bah, off to ely hecks :p
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Oltcit: wanna join ryin?
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Oltcit: we'll scare the noobs out of their minds
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Latorii: cool. here's our stories protanonist. He's currentl out on his epic quest to exterminate the vile species of household spiders
Dirty Minds
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Whisperbot2: [RS] Tassydevil: OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Whisperbot2: [RS] Nytsangel: lol what
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Whisperbot2: [RS] Tassydevil: just picking on you
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Whisperbot2: [RS] Nytsangel: i know
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Whisperbot2: [RS] Nytsangel: omg i had the worse night at work lol
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Whisperbot2: [RS] Nytsangel: but some excitement after we closed
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Whisperbot2: [RS] Tassydevil: you can tell me all about it in a few
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Whisperbot2: [RS] Tassydevil: i dont want to know
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Whisperbot2: [RS] Nytsangel: we were taking the trash out and saw this guy walking behind our dumpsters
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Whisperbot2: [RS] Nytsangel: turned around and saw the police pull into the Hy-vee gas station
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Whisperbot2: [VA] Wizord: Ol.o with or without clothes?
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Whisperbot2: [RS] Nytsangel: attempted robbery
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Whisperbot2: [RS] Nytridrenfo: come nuke tas
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Riyn: was gonna say "dammit can't a man jerk off peaefully without being bothered anymore" but storry took a wronge turn
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Whisperbot2: [RS] Nytsangel: lmao
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Whisperbot2: [VA] Wizord: lol
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Whisperbot2: [RS] Nytridrenfo: OMG lol
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Whisperbot2: [RS] Tassydevil: lol riyn
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Riyn: yey. i'm awake now
Edit:
Offtopic, but when posting lots of screenshots can you use thumbnails or link them directly please? reloading the same images over and over get#s a lil tiring ^_^
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Oltcit - 08.01.2007, 11:40
i've heard that plasma gave up drinking. :o
from the same source i've heard that the folowing characters are real:
Santa Clause, Easter Bunny, Loch-Ness Monster, Yeti, BigFoot, the aliumz, the Tooth Fairy.
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Azzis - 11.01.2007, 15:09
Oltcit wrote: i've heard that plasma gave up drinking. :o
MWUHHAHHAHHAHAHA!!!!!! well that was unbelievable funny!
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Camar - 13.01.2007, 00:13
[Aofbot] Borggirl: Nophex Cube+Kenneth's Polishing Gel ready for next time, tree suckah!
[Aofbot] Azmarshal: haha
[Aofbot] Mazdawk: gel + cube....
[Aofbot] Mazdawk: ouch
[Aofbot] Questra: gel + lube
[Aofbot] Borggirl: dirty thoughts maz? :P
[Aofbot] Mazdawk: Q, ever tried inserting anything square into your rectum?
[Aofbot] Questra: only with Gel
[Aofbot] Questra: a lubed cube
[Aofbot] Borggirl: in general, I try to avoid inserting anything in my rectum
Aofbot] Mazdawk: thats gotta hurt
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Riyn - 15.01.2007, 15:20
lol camar. seriously gotta hurt.
more stuff from screenies and teams:
Oneliners
[All Towers] Uncle Pumpkin-Head just attacked the omni organization Circle of Notum's tower in Deep Artery Valley at location (2054, 710).
Miyutsi: One finger to rule them all.
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Miyutsi: Casting GSF, tip of 10k. Casting NCU, tip of 20k. Casting Backpain into someone's NCU... Priceless.
[Team] Latorii: Blackmesa: Don't worry this will be easy
[Team] Latorii: Blackmesa was attacked with nanobots from Automated Defense System for 23704 points of fire damage
[Team] Teammember: Fuck!.. shiiitt fuck! AAFK! my steak is burning!
Teams
Heckler of Elements hit AnotherDumbTeammember for 2628 points of radiation damage.
Heckler of Elements hit AnotherDumbTeammember for 1427 points of energy damage.
Heckler of Elements hit AnotherDumbTeammember for 2253 points of energy damage.
You healed AnotherDumbTeammemberfor 10001 points of health.
[Team] AnotherDumbTeammember: No CH! Idiot!
[Team] Solja: Latorii umbral please.
You healed Solja for 10001 points of health.
[Team] Solja: umbral plz!
You healed Solja for 10001 points of health.
[Team] Solja: fukin useless traders...
[Team] Latorii: Try to fling pull it.
*3 min later*
[Team] Latorii: well.. that was more a FA pull. but it's cool, only 4 deaths. we rawk!
[Team] Latorii: err, could you STOP PULLING please!
( he never answered ^_^" )
Fixer: Latorii! wanna join team??
MP: Lat we need a doc wanna join please?
Latorii: sure
Fixer: This is MY doc. I saw him first. go away..
MP: I'm IN YOUR team mofo...
Latorii: excuse me for not healing i'm busy rolling over the floor... rofl-afk.
[Team] Latorii: refresh on OS please =)
[Team] Ukuyo: same here pls
[Team] Ukuyo: refresh RI pls
[Team] Scyruz: refresh on Mop please
[Team] Scyruz: and RI
[Team] Latorii: oh and RI too please
[Team] Ukuyo: and Mop
[Team] Latorii: *blinks*
[Team] Latorii: funny dialog
[Team] Latorii: think in more simple terms
[Team] Scyruz: no clue
[Team] Chuxengie: lol
[Team] Chuxengie: when you look down can you see your nose?
[Team] Scyruz: yes
[Team] Latorii: i think the deathdog meant us to die there. 2 adds from god know how far away + mez not working
[Team] Latorii: dog=god
[Team] Latorii: deathdog..
[Team] Latorii: *snickers*
[Team] Latorii: woof wooof! now.. diee! woof!
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Frej - 02.02.2007, 03:14
RL quote:
>"ring, ring"
>/me pick up the phone... "yup??"
>Friend: Hey, i have a job for you... real quick one, no prob with your regular job...
>Me: Hm, yeah, im not sure... trying to ding 200 and such...
>Friend: Ding what?? Nevermind, dont want to know. But hey, the pay is great, no taxes... ;-)
>Me: Good pay huh? Quick job huh? Hmm..
>Friend: Yeah, one week tops.
>Me: (And here come the famous last words) OK, ill do it. No prob. Whats the job??
>Friend: Oh, nothing much. An old network need a quick repair. A handfull of 2k servers and a bunch of clients, oh.. and the backup seems borked so you might have to reinstall the domain...
...
Three weeks later... still working.
/Frej, not dead just resting...
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Ransom - 14.02.2007, 17:42
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Dwbot1: [VA]: Soldzxxx: BY THE TIME YOUR DONE W/ IT I'LL HAVE MY QL 300 ON
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Dwbot1: [VA]: Jlife: Pretty nice damage
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Dwbot1: [VA]: Soldzxxx: I JUST NEED HE TYPED FOR IT
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Dwbot1: [VA]: Jlife: tsss
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Dwbot1: [VA]: Jlife: Doing some Homework now , If u want to contact me , Download Xfire and Add Jlife
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Dwbot1: [VA]: Fixzorz: NOOB
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Dwbot1: [VA]: Jlife: [INFO] Noob Alert! Name: " FixzorzANDsoldzxxx " , Titlelevel: " UBAH Noob" [INFO]
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Dwbot1: [VA]: Jlife: :D
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Dwbot1: [VA]: Soldzxxx: .:: INFO ::. YOU FORGOT TO PUT A SPACE N00B
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Dwbot1: [VA]: Fixzorz: !!!!!!!!!
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Dwbot1: [VA]: Fixzorz: I HATE MY BUILDING
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Dwbot1: [VA]: Fixzorz: this sucks
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Dwbot1: [VA]: Fixzorz: seriously
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Dwbot1: [VA]: Fixzorz: omg
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Dwbot1: [VA]: Jlife: lol
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Dwbot1: [VA]: Fixzorz: im not going this time
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Dwbot1: [VA]: Fixzorz: i dont care if i die
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Dwbot1: [VA]: Jlife: h0mew0rk!
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Dwbot1: [VA]: Fixzorz: another fucking fire drill
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Dwbot1: [VA]: Soldzxxx: LOL WTF?
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Dwbot1: [VA]: Jlife: FAR , SAYING FK OFF TO MEH ?
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Dwbot1: [VA]: Jlife: CAPS IS fun!
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Dwbot1: [VA]: Soldzxxx: I KNOW
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Dwbot1: [VA]: Soldzxxx: ALL OF AOF MUST HATE US
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Dwbot1: [VA]: Soldzxxx: BUT I DONT CARE
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Dwbot1: [VA]: Fixzorz: I LOVE CAPE
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Dwbot1: [VA]: Fixzorz: CAPS
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Dwbot1: [VA]: Docverus: shh
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Dwbot1: [VA]: Soldzxxx: IM AN AMERICAN COWBOY
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Dwbot1: [VA]: Jlife: MEH 2!
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Dwbot1: [VA]: Fixzorz: I LOVE COWBOYS
... and this goes on... and on ... and on... :)
Can we ignore anyhow ORG's mass-spam in AOF chat?
It really mess whole thing when cant see what ppl in DW just talking. I admit i flood also but i can be ignored like many prolly has done...
but my point: can you ignore sum org chat temporary? yea i can ignore Dwbot1 but then cant see DW chat at all :(
if sum sees my point... HUGS!
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Camar - 22.02.2007, 09:40
[Clan shopping 1-50] Killeragentx: Your Credits is required to be at least 300!
[Clan shopping 1-50] Killeragentx: mt
[Clan shopping 1-50] Killeragentx: tipping for gsf hnq and fgrid
gonna be a very generous tip that one ;)
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Riyn - 22.02.2007, 12:05
lol nice one
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Diegles - 17.03.2007, 03:23Omni-HQ Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Riyn minimze the Picture.
Well Riyn said something again, made me go to Omni - HQ. "Buffy the vampire slayer is there". I'm like wh00t, keep running around. didn't find Buffy, but i found Phillip Ross which was to eh.. male.. Later tho i found some tempting Female Omni Troopers, only problem was that they took me down SO hard, i lost control. Have a look:
Thanks for Minimizing Riyn. eh i think.
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Azzis - 17.04.2007, 19:26
"share your fun" this "fun" has happend me for 5 times at total now -,-
Attacking Jaax Cyathus...
You hit Jaax Cyathus for 3575 points of Burst damage.
Attacked by Jaax Cyathus!
Attacked by Jaax Esox!
You hit Jaax Cyathus for 1296 points of energy damage.
Treatment skill available.
You hit Jaax Cyathus for 937 points of energy damage.
You are already running this action!
You are already running this action!
Executing Nano Program: Total Mirror Shield Mk X.
Executing Nano Program: Total Mirror Shield Mk X.
Executing Nano Program: Total Mirror Shield Mk X.
Executing Nano Program: Total Mirror Shield Mk X.
Executing Nano Program: Total Mirror Shield Mk X.
Executing Nano Program: Total Mirror Shield Mk X.
Executing Nano Program: Total Mirror Shield Mk X.
Executing Nano Program: Total Mirror Shield Mk X.
Executing Nano Program: Total Mirror Shield Mk X.
Executing Nano Program: Total Mirror Shield Mk X.
Executing Nano Program: Total Mirror Shield Mk X.
Executing Nano Program: Total Mirror Shield Mk X.
Executing Nano Program: Total Mirror Shield Mk X.
Executing Nano Program: Total Mirror Shield Mk X.
Executing Nano Program: Total Mirror Shield Mk X.
Executing Nano Program: Total Mirror Shield Mk X.
Executing Nano Program: Total Mirror Shield Mk X.
Executing Nano Program: Total Mirror Shield Mk X.
Executing Nano Program: Total Mirror Shield Mk X.
Executing Nano Program: Total Mirror Shield Mk X.
Executing Nano Program: Total Mirror Shield Mk X.
it was here when i decided to run for the lift and click it
You hit Jaax Cyathus for 986 points of energy damage.
Your reflect shield hit Jaax Esox for 25 points of damage.
Jaax Esox hit you for 467 points of melee damage.
You successfully perform a Laser Paint Target attack.
Your reflect shield hit Jaax Esox for 25 points of damage.
Jaax Esox hit you for 579 points of melee damage.
Your reflect shield hit Jaax Cyathus for 25 points of damage.
Jaax Cyathus hit you for 757 points of melee damage.
You hit Jaax Cyathus for 1381 points of energy damage.
You hit Jaax Cyathus with nanobots for 114 points of projectile damage.
You successfully perform a Tracer attack.
You hit Jaax Cyathus for 2073 points of energy damage.Critical hit!
You were healed for 253 points.
You successfully perform Field Bandage.
Your reflect shield hit Jaax Cyathus for 25 points of damage.
Jaax Cyathus hit you for 399 points of melee damage.
Your reflect shield hit Jaax Esox for 25 points of damage.
Jaax Esox hit you for 429 points of melee damage.
You hit Jaax Cyathus for 1435 points of energy damage.
Your reflect shield hit Jaax Esox for 25 points of damage.
Jaax Esox hit you for 497 points of melee damage.
Your reflect shield hit Jaax Cyathus for 25 points of damage.
Jaax Cyathus hit you for 730 points of melee damage.
Burst skill available.
You hit Jaax Cyathus for 835 points of energy damage.
Full Auto skill available.
First Aid skill available.
You hit Jaax Cyathus for 2073 points of energy damage.Critical hit!
Champion of Nano Combat available.
Your reflect shield hit Jaax Cyathus for 25 points of damage.
Jaax Cyathus hit you for 639 points of melee damage.
Not enough nano energy to execute nanoprogram.
Not enough nano energy to execute nanoprogram.
Not enough nano energy to execute nanoprogram.
Not enough nano energy to execute nanoprogram.
Not enough nano energy to execute nanoprogram.
Not enough nano energy to execute nanoprogram.
Not enough nano energy to execute nanoprogram.
Not enough nano energy to execute nanoprogram.
Not enough nano energy to execute nanoprogram.
Not enough nano energy to execute nanoprogram.
Not enough nano energy to execute nanoprogram.
Not enough nano energy to execute nanoprogram.
Not enough nano energy to execute nanoprogram.
Not enough nano energy to execute nanoprogram.
Not enough nano energy to execute nanoprogram.
Not enough nano energy to execute nanoprogram.
Not enough nano energy to execute nanoprogram.
Not enough nano energy to execute nanoprogram.
Not enough nano energy to execute nanoprogram.
Not enough nano energy to execute nanoprogram.
Nanoprogram Total Mirror Shield Mk X terminated...
Nanoprogram First Aid Expertise terminated...
Nanoprogram Deepen fight terminated...
Nanoprogram Assault Rifle Mastery terminated...
Nanoprogram Riot Control terminated...
Nanoprogram Metal Storm terminated...
Nanoprogram Total Focus terminated...
Nanoprogram Deepen fight (Team) terminated...
Nanoprogram Offensive Steamroller terminated...
Nanoprogram Empowered Partial Reflective Field terminated...
Nanoprogram Composite Ranged Special Expertise (1 hour) terminated...
Nanoprogram Composite Ranged Expertise (1 hour) terminated...
Nanoprogram Composite Attribute Boost (1 hour) terminated...
Nanoprogram Composite Nano Expertise (1 hour) terminated...
Nanoprogram Gridspace Freedom terminated...
Nanoprogram Mocham's Neural Interface-Web terminated...
Nanoprogram Composite Infuse With Knowledge terminated...
As a result of your death, you just lost some of your Alien Experience (5020).
You lost 120 xp.
This XP was added to the pool of unsaved experience points that you get back through gaining new experience points. Your current pool of unsaved experience is 3307600.
Changing area. Please wait.
Entering 'Tir'
all i saw was my solja diein on lower floor none mobs at the same floor..
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Riyn - 17.04.2007, 23:48
Ransom wrote: Can we ignore anyhow ORG's mass-spam in AOF chat?
It really mess whole thing when cant see what ppl in DW just talking. I admit i flood also but i can be ignored like many prolly has done...
but my point: can you ignore sum org chat temporary? yea i can ignore Dwbot1 but then cant see DW chat at all :(
if sum sees my point... HUGS!
Totally missed that..
I often find myself ignoring Dwbot1 to be honest. not the desireable solution but beats getting worked up/discussing it when I am out and busy somewhere. You will still see DW text, but no Messages from AoF.
I usually throw it up when someone opens the cage and kezz is around and unignore dwbot again 20 min later when they found someone the tell-molest and orgchat is calm again. ;)
@Dieg
Hehe! I ninja'ed that statue it's at my apartment now. I found you can place statue on your roof, it's over my bed now ;)
P.S.:
Moar stuff!11, to keep on topic:
Posted it in the official board some time ago when someone asked how they came up with the name OFAB.
Actors:
Tim as AO Game developer.
Phil as AO Content Designer
Susane as AO Graphical Designer
Silirrion as Silirrion
[Silirrion has joined the Channel]
Silirrion: Sup guys.
Tim: !!!
Phil: :O
Tim: Whaaazuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....
Phil: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
Susane: whaaaaazuuuuuuuuuup
Tim: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Phil: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....!!!!11oneone
Silirrion: ....
Tim: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!
Silirrion: I hate it when this happens...
Susane: heh. I think's it's cute.
Silirrion: Anyways guys. What's the status on LE? They players are getting tired of waiting.. i need to tell them something.
Tim: Research is a b**ch. Those procs thingies are stupid.. it'll never work. But yeah.. one more week and we can release it. I'll figure out the rest along the patches.
Silirrion: uh.. great.. i guess. What about the armor?
Susane: well..
Susane: I finshed to make a 3d model.
Silirrion: Cool! For what profession?
Susane: uh.. Ninja.. custome..
Silirrion: Oo
Tim: ō_Ō?
Phil: Hey.. don't look at me!
Susane: Costume.. for the party of my son.. figured i could combine it you know.
Silirrion: well.. yeah i guess. How long do you think the 3d models for the other armors will take?
Susane: I don't know.. it took me a year to do this..
Silirrion: !!?
Susane: I didn't sign up for this ok?! I worked with photoshop i have no clue about 3ds max...
Susane: But I can make new textures for the model! tehee
Silirrion: ... how long for that?
Susane: Next week?
Silirrion: ok..
Silirrion: So tell me about the new armor Phil, what it's like what should i tell the player to expect?
Phil: ohh yeah!
Phil: i thought it would be cool if players had a option for another armor beside combined.
Silirrion: Sounds cool! what's it like?
Phil: Well each prof has one set of armor. it comes in different QL and can be upgraded in 3 steps. and when you right click it in increases in QL!
Silirrion: ...so.. like.. tier?
Phil: uh...
Phil: i guess...?
Silirrion: Another armor.. like.. tier?
Phil: naah! let's screw that. it's not right clickable to increase the QL then. It's different from tier then right?
Phil: And even takes more VP.. so keeps player for a longer Time too!
Silirrion: ...o..k...
[Susane has been marked as AFK - Off For A Bite]
Silirrion: So what's it called?
Phil: Huh?
Silirrion: The armor? what's it's name?
Phil: Oh!
Phil: eh..
Silirrion: Phil? Still with us?
Phil: huh? oh yeah... i'm still here
Silirrion: Great.
Silirrion: ....the name? .....
[Tim has been marked as AFK - Off For A Bite too]
Phil: ofab
Silirrion: huh?
Phil: OFAB.
Phil: The name of the armor. you know these acronyms companies use for their products?
Phil: It's like that.
Silirrion: Ah, I see! Ok i'll head out and update the players then!
[Silirrion has left the channel]
Phil: uh.. uh...
http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/OFAB
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Ransom - 07.05.2007, 11:51
[Alenchik]: me need xp
To [Alenchik]: ?
To [Alenchik]: lol what :D
[Alenchik]: what D!I dont understand
To [Alenchik]: i am deleting this toon...
To [Alenchik]: i dont need xp
To [Alenchik]: why ya tellling me that YOU need xp?
[Alenchik]: yes
To [Alenchik]: this IS agent and soon this exist no more :D
[Alenchik]: I need go
To [Alenchik]: ok :)
[Alenchik]: buy
HAHHAAH :) Damn i LOL'ed :) WTF that tried to say :) did he wanted to _BUY_ sumthing :)
[Helpbot]: Alenchik (L 46/AL 0), solitus Fixer, Clan, not in a guild
Srory my englisch ... just took beer for win :)
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Oltcit - 07.05.2007, 13:54
Ransom wrote: [Alenchik]
Srory my englisch ... just took beer for win :)
you said you gave up :P
i knew that you lied :P
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Ransom - 08.05.2007, 18:02
[spam offtopic]
heeey :D it was just few :P who counts :P i get beer occassionally... i heard its healthy :D
I aint absolutist :D *Dying for a laugh*
[/spam offtopic]
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Oltcit - 09.05.2007, 12:23
Ransom wrote: get beer occassionally... i heard its healthy :D
actually, when i got out the hospital after having kidney stones, it was the doctor's recommendation that i have a beer a day :P
so i was using large 2.5 l pints :laugh:
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Ransom - 08.06.2007, 03:07
Sry dewds nothin liek long dialogues but :D let the picture speak :)
Found one humor solja from inf garden rezzing :) Prolly got gnakked by sum greeny monster :)
http://xs.to/xs.php?h=xs116&d=07235&f=201solja.JPG
I WAS STUNNED :) Liek wtfpwn... wouldnt take that uber solja to team even he keep tellin whole time "THAT WAS JOKE BUDDY'S" :D AI2 prolly heritage from nubi-island :) thats trully totw love :D look at those gloves!
Wpns hmm if sum can say if they xp-pistols :) cant remember name but looks like totally time-spent-twink :)
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Azzis - 13.06.2007, 18:49
[Robbo1]: do u want ql 200 tank armor?
[Robbo1]: this Albrecht Heavy Tank Armor do u want it for 4mil?
To [Robbo1]: no ty
[Robbo1]: why not?
To [Robbo1]: mabbe b/c thats worth of nothing, and i have those like 20 at least?
[Robbo1]: can i hav 5 plz?
[Robbo1]: i need them
[Robbo1]: plz
[Robbo1]: plz
[Robbo1]: plz
Ignoring character "robbo1".
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Riyn - 30.06.2007, 21:22Stuck bot fun!
Stuck bot fun!
Attacked by Tiunissik!
Your damage shield hit Tiunissik for 8 points of damage.
Tiunissik hit you for 5269 points of fire damage.
Your damage shield hit Tiunissik for 8 points of damage.
Welcome to Anarchy Online!
Tiunissik hit you for 4362 points of radiation damage.
Your damage shield hit Tiunissik for 8 points of damage.
Tiunissik hit you for 4359 points of radiation damage.
Your damage shield hit Fiendish Mortiig for 8 points of damage.
Nanoprogram Improved Continuous Reconstruction terminated...
Nanoprogram Composite Ranged Special Expertise (1 hour) terminated...
Nanoprogram Composite Ranged Expertise (1 hour) terminated...
Nanoprogram Composite Nano Expertise (1 hour) terminated...
Nanoprogram Composite Attribute Boost (1 hour) terminated...
Nanoprogram Nano Repulsor terminated...
Nanoprogram Greater Instinctive Control terminated...
Nanoprogram Personal Notum Harvester terminated...
You lost 119463 points of Shadowknowledge.
This Shadowknowledge was added to the pool of unsaved experience points that you get back through gaining new experience points. Your current pool of unsaved experience is 119463.
Changing area. Please wait.
Entering 'The Garden of Lord Galahad'
Offline message from Stuck (Sat 30 Jun 2007 18:59 GMT)
[Stuck]: Your character should now be moved to a new location. If you are still stuck please type "/tell stuck yes", if you are no longer stuck please type "/tell stuck no". This will help us process your petition correctly and improve the stuck petition process. If you do not reply then your petition will be removed in 10 minutes time
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Camar - 02.07.2007, 07:15
Haha, nice welcome ;)
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Ransom - 04.07.2007, 12:48
Diegles wrote: [Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Bulisor: i have 1 problem
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Bulisor: pls
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Bulisor: need only 1 he
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Bulisor: how can ??? 1he?
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Bulisor: only 1 he need
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Whisperbot2: [IRC] Ransom: whaat :D
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Whisperbot2: [VA] Dodz: strenght
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Bulisor: need only 1 he
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Whisperbot2: [IRC] Ransom: humidity extractor?
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Whisperbot2: [IRC] Ransom: or 1hand edge? :D
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Whisperbot2: [VA] Dodz: got behe and ic ?
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Whisperbot2: [IRC] Ransom: i can log my NT
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Bulisor: 1h edged
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Whisperbot2: [IRC] Ransom: ah but... define more :D
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Whisperbot2: [IRC] Ransom: ya need sum buff? more 1he skill?
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Whisperbot2: [IRC] Ransom: or ya need 1he wpn?
[Deadly Whisper (AoF)] Bulisor: tks
Sorry but.. lol!!?? wtf..
LAL :D was today on AI TL7 raid :D there one Bulisor came and HEEYYYYYYYYYY WTFFPWNN!!!! I AM R IN J0000 ORG !!!!111111
I was like eehh wtf... you mean DW? or AOF? ... time passed and aliumz died :) then i realized wooot this is teh DEWD :D the dewd who needed ONLY 1 HE :)
lvl220 / AI22 Nub :) still the same :) englische prolly not his native :)
but was nice to see sum ex-DW'er who 220 <3 lol... damn lol :)
EDIT: today AI raid again with same dewd... he asked opifex SB to get his scope on :? Also pulled cocoon boss to middle of room -> there popped like 10 coon / adds ... and whole TL7 team wiped :/ COULD think that lvl220 with AI22-lvls knows how to act in cocoon room... atleast not pull it thru the room :D
Think twice ^^^ beerz :P
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
lexurio - 06.07.2007, 08:42
u got one thing right.....by his name he's romanian so nope english not his native language.....still language problems do not cover up for acting stupid :))
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Oltcit - 07.07.2007, 15:12
he is romanian, and i bet that he's actually selling credz over the net. my suggestion would be to forget teaming with that guy, he's a complete retard and has no idea how to play this game. remember, he's been only playing for a few weeks before he joined DW.
Re: Share your funny ingame quotes
Riyn - 10.10.2007, 07:12
And here is why the new Enf Mongo has 25k taunt.
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/mango/
Mit folgendem Code, können Sie den Beitrag ganz bequem auf ihrer Homepage verlinken
Weitere Beiträge aus dem Forum http://deadlywhisper.iphpbb.com
7.3 patch - gepostet von MammothTruk am Donnerstag 22.03.2007
New board adress: http://www.waqu.net/DW/viewforum.php?f=13 - gepostet von Riyn am Donnerstag 25.10.2007
Changes to !online - gepostet von Riyn am Mittwoch 17.01.2007
I Guess.... - gepostet von Zweet am Montag 06.03.2006
Free for org members. - gepostet von Frej am Dienstag 10.05.2005
perk question - gepostet von Oltcit am Dienstag 07.03.2006
introducing myself - gepostet von faaluinos am Donnerstag 13.07.2006
Ähnliche Beiträge wie "Share your funny ingame quotes"
What is your ABBA collection? - elad (Samstag 25.11.2006)
funny pantomime - crush (Mittwoch 19.09.2007)
your concerts... - Korppi (Dienstag 02.05.2006)
what is your favourit word in english? - master (Freitag 14.04.2006)
funny jugg ward block - echidnas (Sonntag 27.05.2007)
ich finds funny - Nihou (Dienstag 24.10.2006)
“Dark Kasperle Theater” by Lola Angst: 24.03.2012 – Halle 5 - NCN Organisator (Samstag 03.03.2012)
your reason why you go to parties... - true1984 (Freitag 05.08.2005)
Funny Spiele - Hermser (Mittwoch 03.05.2006)
Post a picture of your bedroom. - BenDaMan (Montag 30.05.2005)