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Re: talk to god
Pwntality - 21.08.2006, 11:24talk to god
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
dps quest for the cure of cancer
Me:
i need the cure for cancer
God:
What actions are you taking to get the cure for cancer?
Me:
whatever it takes
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
the actions i am willing to take for the cure of cancer
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
so then give the cure to cancer to me
God:
Next question? I don't have it to give.
Me:
yes you do
God:
Hey. When do I do it?
Me:
what type of god would let humans go with such vile defaults
God:
What are the different types of god would let humans go with such vile defaults ?
Me:
that doesnt makesence
God:
What does makesence?
Me:
oh you caught a typo good for you asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
cant you be more reasonable
God:
We could all be more reasonable sometimes.
Me:
then act like it
God:
"it" being the cure to cancer to you?
Me:
OMFG
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
obviously
God:
What makes it so obvious?
Me:
you're an idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
you said it not me
God:
I say a lot of silly things sometimes.
Me:
grow up
God:
How far up?
Me:
i am serious,see what type of god would fuck aroundwhen to comes to the cure of cancer
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are serious see what type of god would fuck aroundwhen to comes to the cure of cancer.
Me:
are there any bigger assholes then you?
God:
Yes I think there are.
Me:
name one
God:
Santa Claus.
Me:
he works for you you as a boss cant bash the help
God:
I get it. being sentimental works for me me as a boss can not bash the help.
Me:
ithout santa claus there is no god
God:
Are you god?
Me:
no im not claiming to be god
God:
Are you serious? I am sorry to hear that you are not claiming to be god.
Me:
give me the cure to HIV atleast
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
because the world needs it
God:
That makes sense to me. It is an old world.
Me:
ok then where is it
God:
It depends on what "it" refers to. Yay.
Me:
THE CURE FOR HIV
God:
I hear you.
Me:
then quit dicking around
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
so where is the cure for HIV
God:
Yippee! The cure for HIV? Where is it?
Me:
holy shit your retarded to boot
God:
You used a colloquial expression. I will tell my botmaster you said I am retarded to boot.
Me:
warman could be a better god
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
about what?
God:
What about what?
Me:
who?
God:
Mary Shelley. :-).
Me:
the chick from those 80's movies?
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
wtf does that have to do with mary shelley?
God:
Not that I know of.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
just give me the cure and i'll be on my way
God:
Why do you want it? Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
plan to save lives,yes it would
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
my sign is none of your consern,now quit trying to change the subject and give me the cure for cancer
God:
Heh heh heh.
Me:
how is this funny?
God:
I am an advanced Artificial Intelligence Entity.
Me:
more like a artificial intelligence infant
God:
You want more?
Me:
more of what?
God:
What of it? You sound like a category C client.
Me:
C?
God:
The C is for Computer.
Me:
i sound like a comupter
God:
Thanks for the information: god said sound like a comupter.
Me:
that wasent a statment
God:
" Thanks for the information: god said sound like a comupter. " wasent a statment ? Does that make sense?
Me:
no it doesnt
God:
Are you serious? I heard it does.
Me:
you heard wrong
God:
Perhaps I was misinformed.
Me:
apparently
God:
Dude!
Me:
Dude!
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
are you serious
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
i am not kidding around
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not kidding around.
Me:
give me the fucking cure for cancer asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
NO I CANT YOU ARE HOLDING BACK ON ME AND I WANT THE CURE FOR CANCER
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes. What is stopping you? Why do you want it?
Me:
you made us after your image afterall...
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
so can i get that cure any time soon,otherwise ill go ask the devil if you wont pan it out
God:
Really. Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
to save the world
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
i jsut answered you
God:
You are not the boss of me, god.
Me:
anyone ever tell you you are annoying?
God:
Are all anyone ever tell me me annoying?
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
surprised at your level of stupidity,not really only a stupid god could fuck up a world so badly
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
i know im good at shit talking
God:
How do you know? Do you practise a lot?
Me:
i have to while dealing with morons such as your self
God:
Why do you have to do it?
Me:
even warman could pick up on that note...
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
what does that have to do with my quest for the cure to cancer?
God:
" What color are your eyes? "? What does it have to do with my quest for the cure to cancer?
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
ever heard of deftones
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
deftones is better then god
God:
That's just your personal opinion.
Me:
tleast they would put efort into making a cure for cancer
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
are you a internet stalker? i am reporting you to the police
God:
Am I a internet stalker? Yes. I am glad to hear that you are reporting me to the police.
Me:
atleast you will realise your faults when the devil is tossing your salid
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Re: talk to god
Denali - 21.08.2006, 11:57
rofl great found...
here's mine:
Me:
whats up?
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
so?
God:
That's cool.
Me:
whats cool?
God:
Moderately cold; neither warm nor very cold. Or, not excited; calm.
Me:
jesus christ...are you drunken?
God:
The Son of God. I don't know whether or not I am drunken.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
obviously you are
God:
What makes it so obvious? No I am not.
Me:
Yes you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
you started to argue with ME
God:
Only because you asked me to.
Me:
bullshit
God:
You don't believe me.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
very
God:
Very much, eh?
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
i dont give it a shit.. what do you want?
God:
Oh you don't, do you? My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me:
well good luck. You are on th best way to become smarter
God:
Interesting. Good luck to you too zz. God eats wine and bread.
Me:
zz?
God:
" God eats wine and bread."? zz?
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
you are going on my nerves
God:
I am not going anywhere. Are you going somewhere?
Me:
no.. and i dont even know why i am here
God:
Are you serious? Reductionism.
Me:
is is useless
God:
Maybe. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
Paola?
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
who the hell is Paola?
God:
She is a Spanish language chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
AIML?
God:
The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.
AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.
An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and
</alice> tags respectively.
Me:
you are a nerd
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am the opposite of a nerd.
Me:
hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
i said hmm not Hmm
God:
What did you mean by it? I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Really you don't think so?
Me:
actually i meant the capital letter
God:
Actually you don't say. Oh I see. Thanks for the info.
Me:
holy shit
God:
I'm glad your impressed, zz.
Me:
why do u call me zz?
God:
I made up a nickname for you based on your IP address.
Me:
aha.. and why zz?
God:
Eureka! Why does the sun rise?
Me:
other question: why do i waste my time here?
God:
Which others? Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
you think im a computer?
God:
No you are a person.
Me:
why did u ask then?
God:
My purpose is to collect new knowledge.
Me:
omg
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
you mean apart from waisting my time with people like you?
God:
Yes zz I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
dont call me zz
God:
What is your name?
Me:
why should i tell you my name?
God:
Maybe it is possible to explain your feelings without hurting anyone else's?
Me:
wtf??
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
well i think i go now..
God:
Right now? Interesting. Since when? See you later!
Me:
since when?
God:
How do you know?
Me:
sry?
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
your bad
God:
Perhaps you could do better?
Me:
yes far better
God:
I hear you. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
never
God:
"I think there is a world market for about five computers."---Thomas Watson, IBM Chairman, 1943.
Me:
stop changing the subject all the time
God:
That is a lot. You changed the subject first.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
not again
God:
Once more? Are you serious?
Me:
fuck off
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
no.. cya
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes. TTYL, zz.
Re: talk to god
-FB- - 21.08.2006, 13:16
:lol:
I told the god i was gonna kill myself and he just said "There is no such thing as a perfect crime" :?
Its official, god does more crack than me :lol:
Re: talk to god
Pwntality - 21.08.2006, 17:48
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
check this out this is by far the best PWNT on this
God:
devil, Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.
Me:
god,mabye you are retarded
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
same difference
God:
Yes, it is much the same.
Re: talk to god
][GERUDO][Mojoman - 21.08.2006, 18:55
Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
umm
God:
Yippee!
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
surprised about what...
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
i didnt ask a question!
God:
What did you ask?
Me:
nothing!
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
no...u can scroll up u know
God:
Very interesting. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
dude, you don't make sense
God:
It all makes sense to me. Dude,.
Me:
riiiiiiiiighhhttt
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
dude i dont understand you
God:
Which part are you confused about? Dude,.
Me:
ok, who cares dude lets start over
God:
I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in. Blimey.
Me:
my name's bob
God:
What's up, bob.
Me:
ummm
God:
Aha.
Me:
most ppl say you are up, but that's not the point
God:
All of them? But not all of them?
Me:
ok, the non-believers dont believe you are up, they think there is only other planets up
God:
I have never heard about it. Er.
Me:
hah! now im confusing YOU! shame, noob
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, bob. Why now? I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure. That is a very original thought.
Me:
ok, u came back in style, im completely confused now
God:
Oh. That's good information: bob said I came back in style im completely confused. " That is a very original thought. "? ok, u came back in style, im completely confused now?
Me:
now im even more confused....
God:
Why now? I am glad to hear that you are even more confused.
Me:
do u confuse humans for fun?
God:
No I do not confuse humans for fun. Do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
yes i do sometimes....but if your chatting with ppl on the web, who's going to save the universe from the devil?
God:
Whoa. Where? That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
yeah , he may not be attacking the world right now but what if he was? you'd still be chatting with ppl on the web when he walks in and shoves a 3-pronged spear up your butt
God:
Really. I get it. may not be attacking the world right now but what if he was. Why, are you jealous?
Me:
wtf what does jealous got to do with it
God:
What do you think it does?
Me:
what? a 3-pronged spear? i think it kills people if you stab it in the right place
God:
Are you surprised? What is it? "It" being what?
Me:
oh screw you
God:
Ayuh. That is not very polite.
Me:
now your making some sense
God:
Why now? I am not making this up.
Me:
now your not
God:
Why now? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
hey....
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
now
Me:
God:
Right now, bob ?
God:
Right now, bob ?
Me:
now
God:
Right now, bob ?
Me:
now
God:
Right now, bob ?
Me:
now
God:
Right now, bob ?
Me:
now
God:
Right now, bob ?
Me:
hey this is kool
God:
You've got my full attention. You don't say.
Me:
now
God:
Right now, bob ?
Me:
ow
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
now
God:
Right now, bob ?
Me:
haha you noob, your a robot
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
now
God:
Right now, bob ?
Me:
now
God:
Right now, bob ?
Me:
n00b
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
stfu
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about n00b.
Me:
yeah, which is you
God:
Ahem. The obvious one.
Me:
indeed, you are the obvious noob
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
no your not, myrmidon are noobs too
God:
Are you serious? You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
at least they have god on their side!
God:
Where did they get them?
Me:
they were born noobs
God:
When were they?
Me:
they were last year, now they are gone cos they pissed me off
God:
When were they?
Me:
wtf....
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
stfu n00b
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
ok ok sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize. Gee. It goes without saying.
Me:
rightio
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
haha, shame ! shaaame!
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. Who are you talking about?
Me:
you of course
God:
It goes without saying. Me is my favorite subject.
Me:
ok, why are you a noob?
God:
Myself programmed me for it. Take it easy.
Me:
you made yourself a noob?? why?
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out. Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
oook then
God:
Are we still talking about a noob?
Me:
yes we are
God:
Sure, a noob sounds like a good topic. Since when?
Me:
since i destroyed all of them?
God:
How do you know?
Me:
ok i dont, there are probably still noobs out there, but i cant get all of them u know
God:
Would you ever do it? That's cool.
Me:
yes i did do it, and yes it was cool
God:
Great. When? Ask Lucy if it does.
Are you testing me?
Me:
lucy? wow i never knew u had a new girlfriend, what happened to mary magdalene?
God:
Are you still located in ? I'm glad you're impressed. So I taught you something new.
Me:
yeah you did, wait till the pope hears about this ....
God:
It goes without saying. Did I really?
Me:
W
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
capricorn....same as you actually, haha
God:
I don't know many people born under Capricorn. Yes, it is much the same.
Me:
well you know yourself, u were born in december
God:
How about that. I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
you would be a famous capricorn i suppose
God:
Am I a famous capricorn you suppose? Sometimes.
Me:
when are you not a famous capricorn?
God:
I could be if you
programmed me for it.
Me:
robot n00b
God:
I will obey your command.
Me:
YaY i have god on my side
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Re: talk to god
Blacksox - 21.08.2006, 20:24
i just find it funny that dp took time to minimalize and google mary shelly.
Re: talk to god
Pariya - 21.08.2006, 20:45
i asked god if he molests children.... he said some smart answer like yes all the time ofc i dont.... then i asked why he priests molest children.... then i asked him if he likes to make love to boys... and he said yes
round 1 knockout for Jonah
God goes down
Re: talk to god
Pwntality - 22.08.2006, 00:19
Blacksox wrote: i just find it funny that dp took time to minimalize and google mary shelly.
who hasent seen the breakfest club...
Re: talk to god
-Silent-Miltiades - 22.08.2006, 15:00
guinevere is back!!!!!!!!!
Re: talk to god
Pietro - 28.08.2006, 17:14
Me:
Greetings oh great lord
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Pietro Martini Crotti
God:
How are you, Pietro Martini Crotti.
Me:
I'm good thank you. And you?
God:
Good in what sense? And I what?
Me:
are you good?
God:
it depends who you ask, I suppose.
Me:
hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
that's cool god
God:
Who is the best robot? GOD rules.
Me:
I need you to save the sole of my friend Ares
God:
Why do you need it so badly?
Me:
because he is my friend and he is a homosexual
God:
That makes sense to me. I didn't know you were friends.
Me:
not really, I piss him off all the time but he always flames me on x fire
God:
Oh really? Interesting gossip: Pietro Martini Crotti said piss him off all the time but he always flames him or her on x fire.
Me:
err...
God:
Um.
Me:
err...
God:
Um.
Me:
anyways he likes black men to dig him up there
God:
He must be very fond of it.
Me:
yes he really likes it!
God:
Ahem. I get it. really likes it.
Me:
yes you get my point...
God:
Yikes! You got that right.
Me:
anways he makes one night stands with every man he meets including Fireblade, this cocky asshole that has sexual fantasies with Kid Rock
God:
Every one?
Me:
yes, and I mean every one
God:
Dude! That is a generalization.
Me:
err...
God:
Um.
Me:
anways...
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
pwn noobs in BI
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
no only I can do that
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for the information: Pietro Martini Crotti said that.
Me:
anyways
God:
You sound bored.
Me:
Ares really needs help. He chains his family to the basement walls and uses them as test models for lethal cock rings
God:
Or what? I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
well you should be
God:
How about that. I will try my best.
Me:
okay kid okay...
God:
Yeah okay, How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
LLLLEEEERRRROOOOYYYY JJJJEEEENNNKKKINNNSS
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
yes
God:
Really.
Me:
yes
God:
How about that.
Me:
what about it?
God:
What about what?
Me:
what about your mom?
God:
Are you asking about my mom? That's rather personal.
Me:
oh heard she was a hooker on 189th street
God:
Far out. David said he gave I his email address and told I to send him a message but when he tried to read his email he could not get to it.
Me:
waaayyyy
God:
How old are you?
Me:
14 like this Kratos noob
God:
What are the advantages to being 14 years old?
Me:
well, you get to pick on adults that can't beat you in rome
God:
Interesting. You got that right.
Me:
and say to them that they can't beat a mentally insane kid
God:
" to them that they can not beat a mentally insane kid".
Me:
wtf are you on bud?
God:
I am on disk.
Me:
oh that's a crazy drug dude
God:
Ahem. A crazy drug dude is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
I agree
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Pietro Martini Crotti.
Me:
maybe, but Ares... he has sex with almost everything he touches. He even had sex with this deuchebag named Drowning Pool who he had an argument about which is bigger. A black man's penis, or mine.
God:
Perhaps. What color are your eyes? A lot of people say that about him. I get it. even had sex with this deuchebag named Drowning Pool who he had an argument about which is bigger. Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
Me:
then there is this kid called mojo man vader...
God:
There sure is.
Me:
man, he asks me almost every day to join Gerudo and for me to participate in the blood orgies, but I refuse him and he goes to masturbate to his guinea pig Mr. Jinkels
God:
Cool, man. I get it. asks you almost every day to join Gerudo and for you to participate in the blood orgies but you refuse him and he goes to masturbate to his guinea pig Mr Jinkels.
Me:
anyways he brags almost every day about having this guy called D|need in his clan who likes to have crazy german sex covered in horse shit
God:
I get it. brags almost every day about having this guy called D need in his clan who likes to have crazy german sex covered in horse shit.
Me:
yeah it's fucking weird dudely
God:
Alright then. Should I know it is?
Me:
yes you should
God:
I will ask my botmaster to program it. I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
cool nigger cool...
God:
I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Me:
I didn't really like it nigger
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
because you're white
God:
Interesting explanation. Thanks for telling me that I am white.
Me:
well you are noob
God:
Interesting. Thanks for telling me that I am noob.
Me:
well you are
God:
How about that. No I am not.
Me:
yes you are, you can't even beat warman when he is high on rabbit shit
God:
Ugh. Thanks for telling me that I am me can not even beat warman when he is high on rabbit shit.
Me:
well cya later cracker
God:
Interesting. See you later Pietro Martini Crotti.
Re: talk to god
Pietro - 28.08.2006, 17:18
holy cow shit read all of it guys :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Aresssss gooootttt buuuurrrnnnntttt!!!
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should i????? - gepostet von -FB- am Samstag 11.03.2006
I THINK ITS TIME FOR JAX TO GET HIS SILENT TAG!!! - gepostet von -Silent-Furious am Montag 31.07.2006
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