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    Re: fact or fiction?

    -Silent-Miltiades - 06.06.2006, 05:46

    fact or fiction?
    # When you breath, you inspire. When you don't breath, you expire.
    # The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.
    # A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.
    # When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.
    # For head colds, use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops into your throat.
    # The moon is a planet just like Earth, only deader.
    # Artificial insemination is what the farmer does to the cow instead of the bull.
    # Dew is formed on leaves when sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.
    # To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.
    # Equator: A managerie lion running around Earth through Africa.
    # To remove dust from your eye, pull the eye down over the nose.
    # Momentum. What you give a person when they are going away.
    # Nitrogen is not found in Ireland, because it is not found in a free state.

    # Magnet: Something you can find crawling over a dead cat.
    # H20 is hot water. CO2 is cold water.
    # Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot.
    # Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives.
    # Respiration is composed of inspiration and then expectoration.
    # For a nosebleed: Put the nose lower than the body until the heart stops.
    # To prevent contraception use a condominium.
    # Blood flows down one leg and up the other.



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