Goth Lines to use in bed

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    Re: Goth Lines to use in bed

    chaOs malti - 03.10.2004, 14:16

    Goth Lines to use in bed
    die widme ich meiner süßen xD

    1 - "OUCH! Do that again!"

    2 - "God, I love it when you bite me _there_"

    3 - "OW! Shit! That was hot! (seconds later...) Do it again!"

    4 - "Geez, is it morning already?"

    5 - (with evil grin on face) "Time for the leather and whip cream sweetie"

    6 - "You waited to put that thing on 'til NOW?!?!"

    8 - "No marks!"

    9 - "You taste like an ashtray"

    10- "My headache is starting to go away"

    11- "You have a psychedelic penis"

    12- "I can make your penis sing...see?"

    13- "The guy is watching us"

    14- "Could you cut this thing off me?"

    15- "Help I`m stuck"

    16- "My legs went numb! How'd you do that??!??"

    17- "Oh my, my entire body is tingling!"....Sex Tip: un plug The Bed.

    18- "I love seeing your painted black finger nails against my skin"

    19- "May your lips be blessed, for they are truly sinful."

    20- "Are the handcuffs to tight?"

    21- "Do you really want me to wear this makeup to bed?"...Thoughtful look... pause... guilty look... NOD.

    22- "I miss my dog"

    23- "Oh...harder...*deeper*..."

    24- "God, your skin is *silk*, I tell you."

    25- "You taste so sweet."

    26- "No, stay still, shhhh...I just want to be in you."

    27- "Does it hurt, my sweet? Oh *good*..."

    28- "Drink."

    29- "Tighter? You greedy thing, you."

    30- "Is that your hair in my mouth or mine?"

    31- "Oh, I've lost my earring again!"

    32- "PLEASE??........." *sob*

    33- Just for effect.. ask someone what they would think about rutting in a bathtub filled with jello. I have never seen that look on anyones face before......

    34- "Wait. don't move. no really, don't move. my ampallang's caught in your labia rings. it's not funny! just lie still for a second."

    35- "Shall we have a cigarette now or is that a cliche?" Is that *during* sex, if so I think it's kinda fun to do. Really hard not to burn your partner though. "Ouch" Puff "Ouch" puff "Whoops sorry about that -- but hey it'll leave a nice scar!"

    36- "get off your all pointy"

    37- "your better than your mother"

    38- "Help me, Im stuck.......On second thoughts"

    39- "This things too small... why didn't you get a bigger coffin?"

    40- "OOUUCh... do it again" " No that candles got to last all night"

    41- "Are you pubic hairs normally that colour or do you dye them?"

    42- "Damn I`ve lost the key...You don't happen to know where there`s a hacksaw do you?"

    43- "umm you taste really nice.. must have been that raspberry ice lolly"

    44- "So, do you like to be tied up?"

    45- "I hope you don't mind, but I've shaved all my body hair"

    46- "Do we have to take our boots off to screw?"

    47- "You know, you might wanna take my bra off before you put the handcuffs on."

    48- "Stop! I think my Dad's home!"

    49- "shit!" (to my SO as her dorm room door flings open)

    50- "hi! did you forget something?' (to your SO's roommate as she's staring at your butt high up in the air...)"

    51- "I hope that was as good for you as it was for me"

    Reply: "When you say 'you,' are you referring to me as a metaphysical subject, to the impersonal pre-metaphysical *moi*, or simply to my personal self?

    : "Well, darling, as I'm not interested in truth-as-correspondence at this moment, I suppose it must be #2."

    : "What a romantic Nietzschean move on your part, my little Uber-kink."

    : "Let's do it again, only this time with a *will-to-power*..."

    "

    52- "Oh no!!! That won't fit _there_!!!!..."

    53- "That better be white candle wax your dripping on me--the blank candles leave stains..."

    54- "What the hell...Did you put Floodland on _repeat_?!!!!!"

    55- "Shit! The chain is caught around my ankles again...."

    56- "Wait...I'll be right back....I need to down load one more program..."

    67- "Mmmmm.....let's take a break....I need to check my e-mail and I'm sure you probably do too...."

    68- "Are those bite marks!!?? Great, what am I going to wear around my neck at work tomorrow?..."

    69- "You _are_ a girl/boy, right?..."

    70- "Oh, so _that's_ why people don't like black sheets very much..."

    71- "C'mon. . .it won't hurt. . .I can get my hand to the bottom of a Pringles can."

    72- "Errr. . .You mean the candles aren't just for dripping wax. . .?"

    73- "This album really does have a strange effect on you. . ."

    74- "Well, you could pretend I'm a boy/girl!"

    75- "What??? Mustard stains PVC? Now what am I supposed to wear out tonight?"

    76- "Honey, get the crucifix out of the bed. I need to change the sheets".

    77- "if I died now my life would be complete"

    78- "Its no good, Im gonna have to take the sun glasses off. I can`t see a damn thing"

    79- "Yuck.. I hope you`re gonna clean that up"

    80- "I was going to blindfold you but I didn't want to smudge your eye makeup"

    81- After your partner has spent 10 mins attaching you to the bed; "I think I need to go to the toilet"

    82- .."ouch, I thought the bed was wider than that"

    83- "OUCH, I hope you cleaned your teeth before you did that"

    84- "You taste weird"

    85- "you want me to wear that?????? Never. oh okay then, pass it here"

    86- "Shit I dropped the TV remote control again"

    87- "If you hit me with that inflatable banana one more time......."

    88- "Either you are lying on the remote control or there`s something wrong with the stereo"

    89- "You are Sooo Evil"

    90- "Eeek! That was too nice...do it agin!!"

    91- (when getting dressed) Is that your skirt or mine ?

    92- Slower! If we sweat our make-up will run.

    93- wouldn't you rather just go dancing?

    94- can't we face the mirror??

    95- is there room for both our egos in the same bed?

    96- if you pour the wine allover me, what will we drink later?

    97- don't get that candle anywhere near my hair !!!!!



    Re: Goth Lines to use in bed

    N!ck - 05.10.2004, 15:15


    ... ich sag ma nix^^



    Re: Goth Lines to use in bed

    SiouxSie - 05.10.2004, 16:17


    *lol* schatz du musst auch immer alles verraten XD



    Re: Goth Lines to use in bed

    chaOs malti - 05.10.2004, 16:39


    dur die intimsten sachen bleiben geheim :P



    Re: Goth Lines to use in bed

    N!ck - 05.10.2004, 17:03


    mehr wollen wir garnit wissen >,>



    Re: Goth Lines to use in bed

    chaOs malti - 05.10.2004, 17:19


    is auch anzuraten :twisted:



    Re: Goth Lines to use in bed

    SiouxSie - 06.10.2004, 12:14


    ehm.. ^^; das is schon sehr intim oder? *lach*



    Re: Goth Lines to use in bed

    chaOs malti - 06.10.2004, 16:44


    wa sis intim ?



    Re: Goth Lines to use in bed

    SiouxSie - 06.10.2004, 17:19


    however XD



    Re: Goth Lines to use in bed

    chaOs malti - 06.10.2004, 19:13


    okeeee



    Re: Goth Lines to use in bed

    SiouxSie - 06.10.2004, 19:21


    *miau* *cookie anschnurr* XD



    Re: Goth Lines to use in bed

    chaOs malti - 06.10.2004, 19:22


    kihi *anflausch*



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