D-12 "MY Band"

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    Re: D-12 "MY Band"

    bandit - 20.04.2004, 21:53

    D-12 "MY Band"
    MY BAND


    [Intro]
    I don't know dude...
    I think everyone's all jealous and shit cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude...
    And I think everyone's got a fuckin problem with me dude...
    And they need to take it up with me after the show...
    Because...

    [Chorus]
    These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
    But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
    Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
    All because I'm the lead singer of my band...

    [Verse 1 - Eminem]
    So I get off stage right and drop the mic
    Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
    "What's up ladies, my name's Slim Shady"
    I'm the lead singer in D12 baby
    They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
    "Becky oh my fuckin' god it's Eminem"
    "I swear to fuckin god dude you fuckin rock"
    "Please won't you please let me suck your cock"
    And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
    Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
    All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
    Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
    So like every single night they pick a fight with me
    But when we fight it's kinda like sealin rivalry
    Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
    Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
    Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
    Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
    This rock star shit, it's the life for me
    And all the other guys just despise me be

    [Chorus]
    These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
    But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
    Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
    All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
    My band [repeated 9xs]

    [Verse 2 - Swifty]
    You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you
    Hey dad how come we don't rap on proto
    Smash these vocals and do a performance
    But we in the van and he in a tour bus
    You don't want my autograph, yous a liar
    And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)
    What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
    Cuz my shit is lookin smaller than a decimal
    See I know how to rap, see it's simple but
    All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
    So I'm more intect, tryna get on the map
    Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back

    [Verse 3 - Kuniva and Konartis]
    Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit
    Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick
    Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
    ([Em:] No I had an interview not you two)
    You gonna be late for soundcheck
    Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck
    But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
    You know what man I'ma say somethin
    Hey yo Em
    ([Em:] You got somethin to say?!)
    Man no
    I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up
    Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
    And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
    When I was bout to talk right after you
    I swear, I swear man

    [Chorus]
    These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
    But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
    Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
    All because I'm the lead singer of my band...

    [Verse 4 - Proof]
    They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
    Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
    I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot
    I should cut his mic off when the musics starts
    Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
    Every time i hear (Hey dude I love your band)
    We ain't a band bitch we don't play instruments
    So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
    And these guys they can find every area code
    ([Em:] Proof carry my bag)
    Bitch carry your own
    Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
    (Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)

    [Verse 5 - Bizarre]
    ***dammit I'm sick of this group
    Time for me to go solo and make some loop
    I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
    Till Kon Artis slipped me some crack
    Lose Yourself video I was in the back
    Superman video I was in the back
    Fuck the media, I got some suggestions
    Fuck Marshall, ask us the questions
    Like who's D12, how we get started
    (What about Eminem?)
    Bitch are you retarded?
    Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
    Big ass stomache, bitches think I'm cute
    50 told me to do situps to get buff
    I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up
    Fuck D12, I'm outta this band
    I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne

    [Eminem]
    Girl why cant you see your the only one for me
    and it just tares my ass apart to know that you dont know my band...
    [Chorus - Bizarre]
    These chicks don't even know the name of my band...(ha ha)
    But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...(Fuck Marshall)
    Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
    All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
    My Band [Repeated 9x]

    [Outro]
    The hottest boy band in the world...
    D12!
    [Eminem as a salsa singer]
    I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their underpants
    And the lead singer of my band, my salsa
    Makes all the pretty girl's wanna dance
    My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa...
    My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
    Makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
    And take off their underpants
    My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
    And take off their underpants, my salsa
    (Where'd everybody go?)



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